Consequences will never be the same

Consequences will never be the same

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NYPA faget

We are have... kek

Seems like a lot of work and money to go in for two reviews.

didnt say you were mong

Also seems like a lot of butthurt for two reviews

Imagine being that fucking mad

Your product is overpriced bro

>YOU FUCKIN WAT ILL WRECK YA GETTING MY INTERNET INVESTIGATOR ON THE PHONE NOW

ITT we leave negative reviews on Google, and see how many private investigators eat tonight.

Just left them a 1 star

The overall score isn't dropping... five 1star reviews and one 5star review.

>amendment 1
>argument invalid
>case thrown out
Fuck your shitty overpriced jerky.

dubs
i think the first amendment protects us from the government, not on privately owned forums like Google
and they can sue for defamation, but two negative reviews two months apart aren't much to go on

Bumpin, fuck jerky that's overpriced

ehh bump i want to see if we can put this place out of business

I think they have a Facebook too.

Honestly going by their social media numbers and this desperate cry for censorship, id say being out of business is on the horizon.

Link that shit

facebook com/jerkybrothers/

Types of speech not protected by the first amendment.
-Obscenity
-Fighting words
-Defamation (including libel and slander)
-Child pornography
-Perjury
-Blackmail
-Incitement to imminent lawless action
-True threats
-Solicitations to commit crimes
>If I am to believe they have overcharged poorly developed jerky, with a less than reputable public relation experienceit is my right to disclose this opinion.
>It is their right to cry about it.

Bro be careful, or you will end up being investigated

kek

I will rue this day, once the dehydrated meat PI comes knocking.

That's not free speech then.
That's like saying that a slave is actually free because he can do anything he wants. It is just against the rules for him to do something other than picking cotton.

well when you only have a handful of reviews and they're all bad do you think anyone who sees that is going to go "well maybe they aren't THAT bad"? I mean yeah it seems a little overboard but i sorta get it

>Mfw the police are busting my door down because I said a product I consumed was of poor quality

I kind of get it, but pretending you have someones ip because of an investigator you hired, is the sort of shit that they brought on themselves imo

Are you slow in the noggin?
Amendment 13 took care of that.

Well, the store is making up bullshit lies.
Google would only give out IP addresses to law enforcement or by court order - and civil cases aren't going to prove anything.
Besides, you have to be able to prove defamation in order for 1st amendment protections to not apply.

Yeah, claiming defamation over an opinion like, "the owner is rude," has to be the most retarded thing to ever be written. The owners are cucks, plain and simple

The only solution is to flood their reviews with 1 stars and accusations of finding cum and pubes in your drink (not that OP complained)

Libel

Just give an honest review. If they are overpriced and have shitty service, say so.
If they use the opportunity to make themselves a better store - great.

What's the link to the reviews

Exactly how Amendment 1 protects all words uttered from people's mouths, Amendment 13 prevents all people from becoming slaves (except to the state).

It's only libel if they can prove it to be untrue. You finished your food, didn't you?

Now we wait...

g.co/kgs/SLmPr7

What part of, beyond a reasonable doubt, are you failing to comprehend?

>Implying any lawyer will give a shit and take the owners stupid ass case.

>tfw you post a google review talking about an owner being rude, and they come at you with a threat of lawyers

lmao that oughta hit em where it hurts again. gg

Do you understand the law at all lmfao

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>>Implying any lawyer will give a shit and take the owners stupid ass case.
>implying a lawyer won't just take their money to tell them they can't actually do shit

BACKTRACED!

Only the American one.
You Jew.

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fuck yea

shit link use

THese guys are fucking assholes for threatening to sue someone just bomb their reviews

If you only have a handful of reviews and they're all bad, I think the problem lays somewhere else.

Yup. The first few were basically the same thing. Overpriced, and the owners are shit. Of course, these new reviews are for keks, but they are obviously goys

I think delusional is pretty appropriate as well. The fuck were they thinking pretending that they are going to sure over a google review that is an opinion?

The given scenario isn't really one where it would be possible to prove a negative.

That's why you would need to establish that it was, beyond a reasonable doubt, likely there was cum and pubes in customer drinks.

Japanese jerky folded over 1000 times . How can Americans evwn compete.

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I've left 50 messages on their answering machine

I hope they respond

i'm crying

>facebook com/jerkybrothers/
how much you wanna bet all those 5 star reviews are done by them

fucking lol'd

kek

Just tell them to examine the contents of your stomach. Lord knows we'll find all the cum and pubes we'll need to win this case in there

Guaranteed. The one 5 star review on Google is probably theirs too. All of them come from empty accounts, and have the same wording and response.

Weighed in with a nice comment about strips of emaciated spicy dead cow, i'll expect the police kicking my back doors in any second.

Theyre just going to call google and tell them to remove the reviews But im leaving one everyweek until they shut down their google business page fuck sue happy jews niggers

Leave 50 more

Probably. They have like 5 followers on twitter, so it doesnt surprise me

doing gods work user

I literally don't get why anyone gives a hot fuck...

I keked at that comment pretty good user

You better wipe your drives kiddo, the internet detectives are about to kick down your door

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litigious out of touch owners rubbed people the wrong way I suppose

*Shrugs*

kek

you guys better stop before you get sued

Deitrich Henreich post was too retarded

Im awaiting the jerky police to get me

lol he deleted his comment cause hes autistic

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kek me to the skies

top fucking kek, boys.

15 megatons of kek

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Glorious thread, gentlemen. Keep up the good work!

i kind of want to leave a negative review, but i'm also pretty lazy

man that picture fucked my perception up

Fuck it. It'l take like 5 minutes maximum

Literal genius

What was the deleted comment?

Someone needs to leave a comment saying HA GOOD LUCK IM BEHIND 7 PROXIES

Thanks user

I think there was something about protein though.

that review is still retarded it implies OP eats cum

Common i know Sup Forums is more creative than this

OP is confirmed faggot

fucking kek

I just made some screen caps of this thread and sent it to them in an email.

This will help them get the negative reviews removed from Google. It will also help Google weed out your troll accounts.

Come at me bros. I don't give AF.

hahaha ya that one was me :)

where the fuck are u guys posting these reviews, link?

cool

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