Be me, married

>be me, married
>new, sexy chick starts at work
>she's obviously interested in me, but won't let me fuck her because I'm married
>her last boyfriend left her for someone else, he never had sex with her
>she tells me how badly horny she is and how badly she needs it
>offer my services, she says no, because I'm still married

Texting her right now. How the fuck do I get this girl the fuck me? My one and only rule about cheating is that it needs to be with someone I could date after the divorce if she ever found out. This chick passes that test.

How do I get her out of the bullshit "Sorry, you're married." phase?

tell her your marriage has been on the rocks and you're thinking about divorce

Alcohol?

move on

Yep. Done that, because really, the marriage is stale. I even told her that I'm pretty sure she cheated on me before the marriage which I am 98% sure happened. She told me that isn't 100% sure so it doesn't count.

Maybe I'm just dense... thinking she's into me when really, she's just horny and I'm the only one she's got to talk to.

tell her the marriage is for tax scamming purposes

She is currently inebriated.

Getting close to it, bro.

>thinking she's into me when really, she's just horny and I'm the only one she's got to talk to.

nailed it.

she senses your beta level and deems you unfit for mating, but you can still provide emotional support.

It's a trap you're going to get blackmailed

Lol. You call thay

text her and tell her your wife gets turned on by you having sex with other women.

Lmao. Might as well. I told her everything else.

Try to get your wife to do a threesome with her.

if she's confused or think you're bullshitting, just say it's reverse cuckoldry.

Be dominant you dumb shit.
Problem Solved.

She's playing you bro
I bet she is trying to get
>lolz
If you divorce your wife for her

also post new screenshots

she just wants to be wanted, user.

Fuck off, you piece of shit.

>feels the need to delete screencaps

So beta....