>be me, married >new, sexy chick starts at work >she's obviously interested in me, but won't let me fuck her because I'm married >her last boyfriend left her for someone else, he never had sex with her >she tells me how badly horny she is and how badly she needs it >offer my services, she says no, because I'm still married
Texting her right now. How the fuck do I get this girl the fuck me? My one and only rule about cheating is that it needs to be with someone I could date after the divorce if she ever found out. This chick passes that test.
How do I get her out of the bullshit "Sorry, you're married." phase?
Hunter Edwards
tell her your marriage has been on the rocks and you're thinking about divorce
Nathan Cruz
Alcohol?
Michael Watson
move on
Jaxon Butler
Yep. Done that, because really, the marriage is stale. I even told her that I'm pretty sure she cheated on me before the marriage which I am 98% sure happened. She told me that isn't 100% sure so it doesn't count.
Maybe I'm just dense... thinking she's into me when really, she's just horny and I'm the only one she's got to talk to.
Carson Wright
tell her the marriage is for tax scamming purposes
David Foster
She is currently inebriated.
Brandon Hill
Getting close to it, bro.
Grayson Long
>thinking she's into me when really, she's just horny and I'm the only one she's got to talk to.
nailed it.
she senses your beta level and deems you unfit for mating, but you can still provide emotional support.
Charles Parker
It's a trap you're going to get blackmailed
Nathaniel Bailey
Lol. You call thay
Cameron Thompson
text her and tell her your wife gets turned on by you having sex with other women.
Joshua Gutierrez
Lmao. Might as well. I told her everything else.
Robert Parker
Try to get your wife to do a threesome with her.
Lincoln Mitchell
if she's confused or think you're bullshitting, just say it's reverse cuckoldry.
Camden Young
Be dominant you dumb shit. Problem Solved.
Brayden Fisher
She's playing you bro I bet she is trying to get >lolz If you divorce your wife for her