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Amanda Kessel edition

>NYI:Josh Bailey records three assists in OT win
>OTT:Erik Karlsson beastly in OT win over ARZ
>CAL:Dougie Hamilton leaves game with LBI
>CAL:Johnny Gaudreau's big night powers Flames
>TB:Tyler Johnson suffers LBI Thursday night
>TB:Kucherov picks up another 3 points in win
>CAR:Sebastian Aho hits 20-goal plateau in win
>PIT:Tom Sestito gets 4-game ban for boarding
>MON:Carey Price out with the flu Thursday night
>DET:Red Wings activate Jimmy Howard
>OTT:Sens will start Mike Condon against Coyotes
>NYR:Rick Nash (UBI) won't play Thursday night

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reminder that the 2017 World Juniors was better than the 2016 World Cup of Hockey

Yeah I'm not saying he hasn't done any good, but if they look unprepared for any adversity even after changing the players then it has to be the coach and the culture he has built.

World Juniors is the best tournament in hockey.

>kongs

world jrs is the 3rd best tourney after stanley and limp dicks

Is ovie injured or something? He looks awful.

eh, stan lee used to be really great.
now it's like regular season with the same amount of blown calls and more fans

I think it finally clicked in his head that going balls to the wall all season and scoring 50 only to flicker out every postseason hasn't been working, so he's coasting.

>inb4 he's actually good in the playoffs

Whatever he is, he isn't winning. He's probably just trying something different; he's got nothing to lose.

Penalties were 4:4 before OT and the refs let em play. Happens all the time in the nhl. Sorry your lazy ape couldnt be bothered to get off the ice fast enough and the refs had to call it. Stop whining about tickytack shit in OT that never gets called and just be happy with your point

>Shitcouver Shitnucks

why did amanda touch the cup?

now she'll never win it...

>team squanders all their PP opportunities while the opposing team took advantage of theirs
>blame the refs

She's used to cupping her hands in that position whenever she has her lips on the rim of something

Kongs spics can't win without massive refpuck aid

her brain is mush

Bitching about the refs never looks good. Especially considering how much nashville is called a pp baby team.

reach

Lets just hope she uses one

>news related to hockey
Wtf op

Fite me

jesus, i can't even tell if this pic is shooped...

>tfw had last of the mohicans playing in the background as iginla scored the game winner

Dat soundtrack tho

youtu.be/yX39J_YyKbs

>Iginla scores game winner
>then he goes on Youtube and made that vid

wow...

Just watched Manchester by The Sea

Severely overrated.
I'm a big softie and I didn't cry once and I watched it literally with the intention of crying.

Also Massachusetts just looks like the more word down neighborhoods in Minnesota

He is an wizard

>word down neighborhoods

tfw cried too many times at movies/video games/books to count

...

rags are getting tbagged by the nhl's reformatting
>more points than opp
>no home ice
kek

Was hoping to get a good cry.

0 (zero) tears

Pic related is biggest crykino I've ever seen. And it was a made for TV movie.

The disabled and elderly really gets me

Do you think

Washington* vs Long Island
New York* vs Montreal
Pittsburgh* vs Ottawa
Columbus* vs Boston

is the better first round? (genuine question)

I didn't cry at The Notebook but I got teary eyed at Benjamin Button and cried in Creed.

Trying to think of some good ones,

>Oliver Ekman-Larsson
>OT turnover for the loss
>OEL
>LeL

so how does /hoc/ deal with this Swedish suuperstar. can we just admit he's overrated

maybe maybe not but it sets up a much better overall conference bracket than caps/pens stomping the shit out of the ecf opponent.

2+1

Apologize.

>cried at Creed

Literally why

Fun fact, only two first seeds in their division made it to their conference final in the new system.

Dunno. Always loved Rocky movies and got sad when he had the speech about cancer and how black guy had no dad.

I cry pretty easily.

congratulations

>kippers blogposting

You can't appreciate true crykino if you cried at Creed

My favourite movie of all time is Big Daddy with adam sandler

is that kino?

Happy Gilmore > Big Daddy

thats my 2nd favourite
i really really like adam sandler

It's kino.

Reddit has a hate boner for Adam Sandler right now so he's been getting a lot of shit.

t. Reddit trying to false flag to get Adam Sandler hate

Protip: Adam Sandler is /ourguy/

>Adam Sandler movies

flicks*

get out

Im not smart enough to false flag
I unironically love mr sandler

finns gimme some good meme bands

>tfw white people don't know or appreciate Asian kino

>who are weebs

You don't have to be a weeb to enjoy Korean movies. I watch French/Scandi films.

Looking back on last year's draft, would Puljujarvi be taken in the top 10 if we could have a do-over?

Yes.

Of course

Who can stop the Penguins?

Protip: noone

Nhls first post lockout dynasty

Any news on Coyotes future?

Reddit meme-fenseman. Not good.

Crosby dubs confirm

>87

...

Morning :DDD

Huomenta

Morning binland

>Flames and Kings win

FUCK OFF, THIS IS >OUR YEAR!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Gonna get BTFO tonight

so how far does calgary go this year?

They won't make it past the first round

Farthest Canadian team

Finally weekend
I can watch Hokkei again :DD
I genuily believe the non-danish-speaking cleaning ladies stole my gymnastics clothes though.. forgot it yday when I was teaching my students, in my private locker room.. is gone now :(
Owell, Laffs to get the wild card back this weekend, it'll soothe me

Capitals looking to repeat as regular season champs maybe make it to third round.

I bet those perverted old ladies are sniffing your shorts
disgusting to even think about

Oh dear god!

so how can I come to Canada to work at the lumber industry?

pros:
>I have an above average loud voice. I can yell TIMBER and even the moose will run
>I have laboured before
>I am a pleasant person

>disgusting

more like arousing

maybe it was some students, as a form of a prank?

Apply for a green card is my guess?
Never looked into it

They can't access my locker room, locked up with a teachers key :(
They're 3rd graders too, ages 9 to 11, they're all pretty well behaving in all honesty.. loud, but nice

Are you a gym teacher?
Bretty cool, thats seems like the greatest job

Partly, yes
I teach 2nd and 3rd graders at gym
I also teach Math, nature and technology, and English
Pretty happy with it, great hrs, great pay

>I also teach math, nature,technology and english
lol why do you teach so many different subjects?

It's required for teachers who teach in Public/private schools (ages 5 to 16), to be able to teach several subjects
Pretty normal to teach between 3 to 5 different subjects
nature and techology, and English are only taught 4 hours combined a week, for children the age I teach
The majority is math and gym for me atm

Depends entirely on what kind of goaltending they get. They actually have a pretty solid team the issue was always their tender being absolute shit.

>lol why do you teach so many different subjects?

They're 2nd and 3rd graders, didn't you used to have the same teacher for most subjects at that age?

Why did Sestito get called up?
Like i saw that coming from a mile away what an idiot.

What was the story behind that?

Nice trips.
Idk i don't follow his team i just saw the story on sportsnet.
He got called up then hits a guy from behind, and is suspended on his first game up.
Guy he hit is out indefinitely

because of the fight at Winnipeg


now tell me about lumberyards

jests/pens had some unfinished business from the game before so the pongs brought in their "enforcer" to take the fall

instead of suspending tostitos they should have fined the franchise if they want to cull these maneuvers

Yeah it's a shame testito takes the fall for it. I mean what he did was dirty but that's basically what he was asked to do. I agree the pens should be fined for that.

>my gymnastics clothes
spot the poofta

reminder that brent burns is a vlasic babby and if karlsson doesn't win the norris this year it goes to show that leafs should be removed

Burns is having a better year though. He's the best player on a 1st place team. Karlsson is having a great year but burns is winning easily unless he gets injured or just sucks dick for the next 15 games.

why do you do gymnastics? do you have the gay?

I started switching teachers in 3rd grade

the hit really wasn't deserving of more than a 2 minute penalty

>brent burns is a vlasic babby
This makes no sense.

yes it does

Explain

>laffsfaggot
>gymnastics

No surprise there

vlasic is on the ice when defense actually needs to be played so burns gets to play as a 4th winger all game

He likes pickles

>jests/pens had some unfinished business from the game before so the pongs brought in their "enforcer" to take the fall


textbook hooliganism


this is the team that Bettman sponsors

That's what Karlsson has done his entire career and he's won 2 Norris trophies.