There's a random grill asleep on my living room couch Sup Forums
How should I proceed with this?
There's a random grill asleep on my living room couch Sup Forums
How should I proceed with this?
timestamp or gtfo
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wake her up and offer her scrambled eggs
Classic.
Only after shaprie in pooper
draw a dick on her forehead
This. Timestamp or livestream killing yourself
maybe leave her alone douchebag
Touch her pussy and take a pic
pic unrelated? shes sleeping but taking selfies of her ass?
Benis en vaginëër :-----DDDD
You know the drill
get the eggs
wait for her to wake up
don't let her leave until she eats them all
draw a dick on her dick
Wake her up by cracking eggs over her face and don't let her leave until she eats it all
Spell out "CUM" in the scrambled eggs.
She'll get the message
Put an egg in her pussy and see if it hatches
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Fuck her in the pussy, what are you gay? She's clearly asking for it
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Poop in her esophagus.
OP here. Can't risk timestamp as my dumbass roommate came home drunk and made a lot of noise. She's stirring rn. Don't have eggs, but do you guys think cereal and chipotle mayo are good enough?
just take more ass pics
I second this
Squirt lotion on her clothes so when she wakes up she'll think someone jizzed on her
film yourself sharking?
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How hard is it to put a piece of paper near her and snap a pic in under 5 seconds?
buy some rope, a small wobbly stool, and a high voltage cattle prod.
1) While she is still asleep tie rope around her neck then pivot it off the ceiling somehow (with a hook or whatever)
2) place small wobbly stool under where she will hang
3) jerk her up by the neck and hang her high enough so her toes barley touch the stool (so she doesn't actually die from being hung)
4) use cattle prod
5)???
6)cum
just take the time stamp or remain a faggot
pour warm water on her crotch and then act like she peed her pants and make fun of her.
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this is a art
KILL YOUR PARENTS, user
KILL YOUR PARENTS