If you could go back in time and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?

If you could go back in time and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?

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OP is a faggot

you're a faggot

>pic related

im a faggot

faggot

Such a fagot

Don't marry that cunt.

FUCKING FAGGOT

Dick is pretty Gud

invest in Apple stock.
op is still faggot

Drink more sperm

how masturbation and sex feel exactly the same and i'm not missing out

When you are 27 you will be diagnosed with a rare medical condition that will soon leave you a bankrupt, jobless, friendless, cripple that is in constant pain. Therefore, don't save money and instead spend it all on fun stuff while fucking any bitches that come by instead of waiting to find a good one.

Don't you mean bitcoin?

memecoin? no, thats gay

so you dont like money?

Call Reetzi a faggot.

Buy every successful crypto, bet for Trump/Flyod etc...
Invest in Apple/Amazon
Buy sex.com

Dear 12 yo self,
Kill your mother and make it look like your father did it.
Neither of them will ever do anything good for you.

SAVE YOUR SELF FOR MARRIAGE!

Dear Late 80's Bec, Every thing that you suspect about Bill Cosby is true He is fake and one day the world will see him for what he is

>...tell yourself one thing, what would it be?

That really, really, really fat black freshman in the class you are a teachers aid in, yes the one in the wheelchair, the one with the moustache, whatever you do, no matter how bad you want to graduate and not still be a virgin, don't take her to homecoming, don't get drunk, and don't have sex, unprotected, raw intercourse, do not ejaculate inside her.
Jesus Fucking Christ, just don't.
You/me will be fucked forever, and I mean fucked.

it would probably go something like this

Get into crypto earlier. I still make 24-45% on top of my wages again by messing around while I'm at work.

Don't give up because you failed the first time, try and kill yourself again. Things will only get worse.

Go on....

I was born in 78. I'd tell my 12 year old self to get legally emancipated so I could get away from my headcase mother.

Not too late to make money from crypto. I made over $1000 last month in airdrops alone

Jesus Christ, I thought I made bad decisions in school.

Don't look at that fetish porn.

You'd have been drawn to it eventually.

dont make rick and morty with that faggot dan and go your own route

List of current airdrops (free coins)

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See, this is what I don't get. Why don't suicide fags hook up with murder fags, take a fuckload of sleeping pills, and let them hack you up while your unconscious? Have it all set up with a deep grave in the woods and everything. Everyone wins

Install Gentoo

Don't enlist

Roiland doesn't have the balls to say that, even anonymously.

dont jerk off to cartoonish drawings of anthropomorphic animals

Don't buy that PSU

you dare doubt me? i had the balls the prank call joal osteen and pepper spray a guy in the face

Tell you what...

I got no agent
I got no manager
I'm not in any guilds or unions
But I made a few fat virgins do a nose exhale or two on here
Hire me as a writer
Worst case scenario, I can just blow all of you.

25 year old me, cut your expenses and don't move out of the Valley. Google's going to call and in 5 years you might never have to work again.

don't waste time on her

Don't rape her, even though you technically get off you still have to go to jail for 28 months

Play runescape when it first starts, hoard hartyhats/crackers and sell them in 2011

I would offer myself lottery numbers in exchange for never speaking to Lauren. Double win.

Niggers tongue my anus.

why not tell yourself to fuck her once then never speak to her again?

She wasn't single, caused way more trouble than it's worth, including cops coming to my house on bullshit.

Stop trying