Today is my birthday

today is my birthday.

say something mean to me anons

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Happy birthday user :)

You're one year closer to death.

happy birthday

hip hip

You sound like a pretty cool guy. Happy birthday, op

horray

Happy birthday! Hope you have a good day!

show dick

No one gives a shit

Happy Birthday! You're almost as pretty as your mother. But not quite.

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And no one gives a shit about you user

Happy birthday.
> Today was shit yesterday and will be as shitty
>tomorrow.

Happy birthday op. I hope you have a good weekend.

happy birthday, friend! I miss you! have a fun cake, your present is in the mail

Today was as shitty as*

I aprove show us your dick

Sorry you have to come to Sup Forums to even get negative attention on your birthday, that's sad. Better luck next you, maybe you'll matter enough you won't have to desperately attention seek here like a kissless virgin.

Happy Birthday! You're almost as sexy as my dad.
(10/10 would marry tho)

Don't listen to the faggot edge lords.

You are going to be alright, and don't forget to enjoy your youth.

Ouch, that's mean. False hope is the worst... Nicely done.

Nice bangs

OP specifically asked for mean things faggot.

Don't catch AIDS, give it instead!

thanks, bro

Sarcasm is mean, fag. So is false hope in human decency.

If I had that much alcohol, I could justify fucking you.

you smell like a potato

Happy birthday op remember you are loved, and deserve to be loved. Life may seem long and lonely but everyone has a somebody waiting to be found.

Look, OP. We're just here for dick shots.

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the fuck? that's a guy?

Matthew May! Happy Birthday mate!

everybody is a guy, even if they have a feminine penis

Wow. Thanks user, I'll wait another year before killing myself

nah wait 5 years post nudes

Happy Birthday, did you like the crippling depression you got?

it's whatever

happy birthday!

Joyeux anniversaire user.

Can you post some pic of you shity gifts?

Hey me too. Fuck you stop stealing my thunder, you Dick.

my birthdays are as shitty as yours

Well maybe should dress more Kawaii like him/her? Hmmmmmm?

merci mon ami.

Have a good one, OP!

happy birthday. you're a good person and i'm glad you've made it through another year, cheers!

congrats on not killing yourself for another year, if you cant get the knife sharp enough on your own just get a utility knife and do it right this time sissy fag.

OP, I consider you a brother.

Happy Birthday, may our next year be better than the preceding

I'm not crying

Be awesome for another year user!

I wish you were my girlfriend so we could have cosplay sex on your birthday.

Happy birthday!
May you enjoy more years of shitposting!

Happy Birthay

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