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fuck me

i didnt ask her out
ama

*burns your gf at the stake for being a witch*

...

Jokes on you. I don't have a gf.

HAhaah suck my cock dude

Who didn't you ask out?

*sets you up with a really cute and nice girl*

*then burns her at the stake for being a witch*

shan't be doing that as im not a homosexual
cute girl who works with me

Not before I interrogate her before burning

Worst thread in a while
kys OP

>tfw no witch gf

Nice numbers

quads = good post
no quads = bad post X

I DEMAND a qt witch gf for those numbers

real emily hours who tf up

ok

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

t. jeff mangum

gonna go do a poo one you better want to play magicka with me when i get back

here you go

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I love this man

They might burn at the stake. Not sure if it's a good idea.

She's a witch?

is this lat now
ok

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terrible

yes
terrible taste, you have

Lots of coons at the gas station near my house

cant wait for my parents to ask me why i dont have any kids yet when i visit them on mothers day

I'm going to my grandfathers funeral on mothersday

>no one wants to play magicka with me
o-ok

>having living grandparents
pleb

Are 4 lokos beer,wine, or hard liquore?

Duck
Duck
Duck
Duck
Goose

I had 2 great grandparents until last year, 2 great grand parents and my grandfather have died in the last like year and a half though.

what is magicka?

>liquore

gonna ace my permit test lads

come on, that was a typo, don't judge me

When I was younger I used to have a good sense of humour but years of being a sadcunt have completely deadened it. I'd give a nut to be able to spontaneously crack jokes about stuff.

vidya gaem for pc

>having a good sense of humor at any time in your life
fuck off chad

fuck off limey

what a waste of knowledge that shit is

gf sent me this

was voted funniest kid in my 8th grade class but it never got me any pusi

I've unironically enjoyed learning the stuff

had a fucking chink take the last 2 slices of pizza at the school cafeteria

funniest looking maybe

my gf sent me this after her win

Maybe it was for the best, imagine fucking up so bad on the first date that this person you actually felt you could have had something special with thinks you're a loser.

I was once voted funniest in my class as well

funniest looking maybe

t. florida

it's easy to learn facts
it's hard to jump into a complex system and learn the ways so the initial phase is a huge turn-off to new learners
so here's what you do user
just load up zbrush, photoshop, 3ds max, maya, visual studio c++, paint.net, whatever the fuck, and play the fuck around
maybe get some tutorials
just never be afraid of learning because some nigga shit is too daunting at first
just pick a tool and work it good

i met my first and only girlfriend at my friend's birthday party
he invited her and all of her friends because he liked her
felt kind of bad but he was also kind of fat and a bit ugly

need a lass to shag in the arse

are these whites from america or europe?

>Robert Kraft (owner of the New England Patriots) has invested millions of dollars into an overwatch team

how does this make you feel?

boy I'm so worried I don't remember whether or not to park within 10 ft of a fire hydrant
or 15
i'm FUCKED

bit gay

is this your gf

>redditwatch

>need a lass to shag in the arse

I think those are faroe islanders

I'm trying to get a drivers license

need a lad to shag me in the arse

downloading gta iv

god dammit why the hell is everyone in this general a homosexual

who cares nigga you're having fun learning a bunch of useless shit
everything you need to know should have come from watching your retard parents use their turn signals every time to move between lanes

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN LEARNING THIS GARBAGE

>he didnt pass his driving test on his first try

only got points off for going 5 MPH over the speed limit

>all this limey talk

alright
>everyone
I'm not and I'm sure you arent

based

GTA5 royally fucked up with its story.
Uninstalled 10 hours in with that hehe so rand0m crap xD

I don't drive, nor do I have the desire to drive. I'm going to be 27 years old soon.

Some nonce just got his car rammed five feet by a firelorry

why bother when you could just mod San andreas for infinite fun

fine, what about
>why are there so many homosexuals in this general

>failed my learners written exam the first time
>passed my drivers test where you drive the first time
>haven't gone back to take my second drivers test and im 27, no reason to do so really

:^)

same, only 21 now though. don't see myself budging on this. you don't need a car in the city, and you can truly live within your means without one sucking up your money

there's literally nothing wrong with being a homosexual girl

Nerd

t. failed his driving test 5 times

becase IV is the only one other than the 2d ones that i've never played

it's pretty gay

HARAMBE CONFIRMED

but IV runs like ass

stop playing video games

fuck off the next mmos will rule the world

pizza for supper

>tfw Runescape is kill

>mmos
>2017

chinese takeout for dinner

very very tired

wish i had an mmo to grind in while i watched netflix

miss the 2009-2011 era

perogies for the ol' 'post lunch meal

...

i fucking love driving
pushing your car to the absolute limit, the feeling of being able to control such a powerful machine. the adreanline rush you get driving through winding mountain roads with a 900ft drop right next to you, the sound of your tires screeching around every corner as you over correct to keep yourself from plummeting to your death
its at that moment, i feel more alive than i ever have
you should try it sometime

youtube.com/watch?v=IPQyQgyuNMI
mandatory viewing for every lad with a car