Band names that turn you off

>Neutral Milk Hotel
>My Bloody Valentine

Bump

>The Faggy Faggersons

>August burns red

>the four faggots - the four faggots go swimming
kinda tasteless t b h

>The We Are Faggots and Our Music Feels Like Semen in Your Asshole

always heard good things but just something about the name sounds lame

Both of those lines of text remind me of when people try to talk to fast and don't remember to breathe.

>AJJ

>Chvrches
>Death Cab for Cutie
>The Angels of Light
>...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead
>DIIV
>Swirlies
>Portugal. The Man
>Beat Happening
>The Feelies

mbv is a dope name bro
so fucking faw my man hahahahahahahahaha siiiiiy

Anything with punctuation. Chunk! No, Captain Chunk is the worst offender IMO.

>The World Is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid to Die
>The Pains of Being Pure at Heart

agree with all of these

I hate those long edgy names.

MBV? More like BFMV.

>The World Is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid to Die
Oh god eww

sergeant pepper's lonely hearts club band

Let me guess, shoegaze?

Dave Grohl forbids the changing of names

>any band name that sounds like a complete sentence with a verb
>band name starts with "We"
>Name conceived post-1980's and contains any of the words: wizard, witch, goat, buffalo, black, dead
>shoehorns complex/sophisticated vocabulary in the name for no reason
>name is not a real word but is not phonetically aesthetic or straightforward enough so that when you tell somebody the name they usually say "what?"
>Non-word elements or allusions to something you wouldn't know what or how to pronounce at face value of the written band name

Even if their music is good, I hate them.

So you're not a fan of We the Erratic and Copulating Buffalo of Frut√go?

>My Milky Valentine

First one is post-rock, second is shoegaze