ITT times when we were alpha as fuck, I'll start
>be stroking neighbor's cat
>fucking bitch animal scratches me
>kick the little fucker
>run inside
>see neighbor later
>she tells me they had to have the cat euthanized
>thinks a car hit it
>lol fatality
>flawless victory
>alpha
>as
>fuck
What's fucking alpha about killing a defenceless family pet? You're not alpha... you're a cunt.
so alpha = asshole? makes sense.
Good man
> me and gf agree to watch pets of befriended couple
> their dog steals my gfs meal and defends it with growling
> i get up and growl back, standing tall right before it
> his growls get weaker until it winches
> get the meal
Was a rough fuck that evening, gf loved my dominance
well done user, at least you can dominate "something"
I'm looking for an alpha to use me as his cocksucker slave.
I'd suck your dick anytime and place you want me to. I swallow and serve you as long as you want.
We are not equals, but you are the alpha.
anyone? kik: cocksucker_yummy
>defenseless
It drew first blood and should have thought about the consequences of it's actions before scratching
U aint alpha, u are pussy that cried cuz pussy scratched her.
>be me
>can't get a gf
>cry all the time
alpha af
> Be me, going to store
>Buy family size Doritos and a few jugs of Mountain Dew
>Go up to cashier to pay
>Give her a 20, get too much change back
>"M-m-ma'am, you g-gave me too much change"
>She shrugs and starts dealing with the next customer, ignoring me
>"Y-you too"
>Walk home
Alpha as fuck
Alphas are betas, deal with it
had sex with gf until she passed out
Kek
>kicks pet
>runs inside
>calls self alpha
That's pathetic.
either really shitty bait or you're AC TUALLY retarded.
0/10
Feel ya
I'd love the same
Wtf is your problem
>flawless victory
Cat scratches you
Choose one
>Virgin
>Pulls out dakimakura and starts fapping
>Cums all over it
Alpha as fuck
Trips don't lie. OP is a beta bitch
Dubs agree
My life. Unlike your faggot ass.
>run inside
why didn't you just ask for ironic stories to begin with?
>be me
>sophomore in high school
>unpopular but not for any physical reason
>eating lunch on the bleachers behind the ROTC building one day
>smug cunt comes over and tells me to move
>I say no
>she repeats herself and goes to slap me
>keep in mind she's flanked by ten friends, male and female, all cackling like hyenas
>I stand up fast so she slaps my arm and smack her back
>she spins like a top and hits the deck
>immediately I'm swarmed by her posse and told how much of a faggot loser I am, how you should never hit a girl, etc.
>suspended for a week
>return to a school that hates me even more than before
>immediately said cunt tries to dominate me again by publicly insulting me and trying to make up for her previous failed slap
>this time I deck her in the eye
>also this time, teachers saw her instigate so SHE'S suspended instead
>become the school's pariah for the next two years
>never fucked with again
So I think I won in the end?
The only way your shit story could be considered alpha is if you were petting the neighbors pet grizzly bear.
Any child can kill a cat, as I assume most Sup Forums posters used to when they were children.
Alpha means handling your own shit while being a leader and good example. Admitting when your wrong and using your position to raise people up. You are not Alpha, you are a child who's never met real human beings. Die in a fire because you're hopeless.
You did the right thing, never take shit from anyone.
first of all the concept of 'alpha' doesn't actually exist, it's just people being an asshole or not.
secondly, you're a fucking nigger probably, who kicks a cat for getting scratched? fucking faggot
Fuck me this is stale pasta.
I've been here too long.
not bad really
>see old woman walking down the street
>can't seem to cross the street
>crazy bitch is holding up traffic trying to cross during a red
>get restless
>start tapping foot
>hit the gas by accident
>old lady falls backward onto the sidewalk
>everyone in the intersection begins moving
>traffic resumes a regular flow
>watch news later
>see old woman on screen
>"old lady dies today in an intersection after her legs got run over and no-one helped her"
circle of life am I right?
Not really an alpha story, just violent snap.
>Be bullied throughout school
>Don't mind verbal abuse cause I'll just call you out for being a cunt
>High school this one cunt all the boys suck his dick so he doesn't hit them
>Cunt elbows me in the back of the head
>Spin around and pick him off the ground
>Throw him into the lockers and bust his jaw with a swift knee to the face
>Threatened to be expelled
>Saved by CCTV of the cunt trying knock me cold from behind
To be fair nobody fucked with me again.
>sees animal 1/30th the size of a human
>can't solo kill it in 1 kick
>doesn't dig up grave and keep the bones
>beta
>out growls a small animal
>doesn't kill it
>beta
>beats up a chick
>beta
>fucking up a domesticated animal
>"it should have thought about the consequences"
I hope you're sterile, OP. Otherwise you're going to fuck those kids up and end up raising psychotic offspring.
>be gayboy in highschool
>lifting in weight room to stay toned
>big jock comes over
>starts calling me fagboy and shit
>make kissy faces at him while continuing to work out
>teacher goes into his room
>guy starts trying to get physical
>tries to sucker punch me while I do curls with the barbell
>end up dropping the bar on his arm
>break his arm
>he's screaming holding it
>forearm pointed at the ground when it's extended in front of me
>he kneels down in pain
>mfw I teabagged his forehead
> only one in my family that's any good at public speaking
> wrote and read out 4 eulogies in my life
> no fear, remained composed
Prob not alpha, but most people fear public speaking.
>got scratched
>runs away like a little scared bitch about to get in trouble
>flawless victory
>be 12
>be camping with friends
>head to river to fish
>come back to camp to find a bear family going through our shit
>friends run away and I stay
>take out my knife
>throw a fish at the bears
>daddy bear looks at me then charges
>i let it chase me and run towards a tree
>run up tree and backflip over the bear
>bear konks head on tree and gets dazed
>i jump on him and slam the knife into the back of his neck, paralyzing him instantly
>his bear family looks on in horror
>prop him up so he's sitting down leaning back against the tree
>cage the baby bears and kick them into the river
>tackle bear wife
>ram tongue in her bear mouth and spit in her face
>bear tears coming down paralyzed dad bear's face
>ram cock in the mom bear's pussy and rape the fuck out of her
>nut inside of her
>rape her bear ass next
>dad bear is making sad bear noises
>roll exhausted momma bear over on her back and kick her in the ribs
>slit her throat
>walked up to dad bear and pet him on the head while staring into his eyes
>pack up everything and leave
>3 months later turn 13 years old and have a Power Rangers themed birthday.
To be fair this is fake and youre a bullied little bitch
Yeah, not alpha. Another edgy 12 year old with a shit story.
Oh shit! Dem trips
wat
To be fair, your judgement is clearly a projection you beta neck beard.
Not everyone is a tub of lard that watches anime all day and doesn't believe other people actually DO things with their lives.
>be me Sup Forums
>20 years old, 6.25 inch wrists
>had 4 gf's on msn within 6 years
>masturbate to each one every day, one day a beta was trying to add my 9/10 with a fake name
>killallnerds.exe
>shout excessive abuse at my mom and dad cus she accepted the request
>still to this day can't trust a girl..
>MFW she was a bot
> muh previous job
> work for metal fab and construction company
> scared shitless of heights
> did job anyways
> overcome fear of heights
> worked on shit that'll outlast me
Alpha?
...
> be me, about 4 years ago
> be decent but not great guitar player
> group of anons want to form band
> toomanyguitarplayers.ini
> need drummer
> "I'll learn" say I
> turns out I have a natural talent
> not great, but good pocket
> these days, playing with multiple bands
> and get calls for fill-in gigs
> feelsgoodman.svg
Kek u wot m8
>be me
>lying in bed cuz I'm 450 pounds and 5'10"
>mom and dad trying to get me out of bed
>can't tell me what to do, I'm 36
>decide to get up
>stand and immediately fall
>bed collapses under my weight from 16 years of use and neglect
>crack the hardwood floor
>destroy bed table trying to roll over
>try flipping and throw out my back
>break my arm trying to pushup without support
>meanwhile, the whole house is shaking
>start crying
>dad comes in
>sees the damage
>replaces everything in a few weeks
>still remember what he said when he came in the room
"that was one hell of an earthquake user"
Beta as fuck you didn't even finish off the Dad
>caring about animals
low t faggot detected
Gonna make dip for chips
No scissors.
Open sourcream with teeth.
Alpha af
Alpha wolves protect and lead their packs, you shit stain.
what about a tub of sour cream
>Kicks a cat
>runs away
>alpha
You got it wrong m80
We don't have that in sweden.
Only hardpacks
fur fag detected.