What's the best method for commiting suicide? I've been thinking about driving into a bridge

what's the best method for commiting suicide? I've been thinking about driving into a bridge.

choking on dick like the faggot you are

Mass shooting + suicide by cop

Gives you a rush like you will never again experience. No fear (since you want to die) but sheer OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING that gets you excited

Suicide by train is the only way to be sure but this is the most fun

don't want to kill other people and i'd never be able to beat the record

what do you care? you'll be dead anyway

it's not like life matters

Drunkenly Walk Yourself Onto A Nascar Race Track Mid Event and Lay Down.

Then lay your neck on a railroad track and wait for merciful release.
Protip: choose a busy line because dying of thirst in an uncomfortable position is a bitch

Just go to the gym and start working out and being happy ya douche

Fuck You For Typing Like This

Get a gun. Go into a bank and wave gun around demanding all the money. After about 5 minutes of terror, say, "It's just a prank, bro!" and shoot yourself in the head. You'll be dead, but your story will live on.

go suicide bomb mecca
use your life for something good

>Go to beach
>Get extremely drunk
>Go into cold water with your clothes on
>Stay in water for a bit
>Dip head under
>Get back on land
>Pass out
>You dont wake up

No pain my guy

If you live somewhere warm, then go fuck yourself

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how tf does this even work

hmm im interested someone explain please

Who would commit suicide with a doggo?

Do you not wanna witness WW3?
It will be fun.

hypothermia i assume

you would freeze to death

i've also heard a few stories circulating that you can just be drunk without the beach, as long as it is below freezing during the night, because alcohol makes you sweat a lot and the sweat will freeze

Hypothermia

Cold wet clothes is going to suck the heat out of you.

The ground is going to suck the heat out of you.

Alcohol decreases your heat production.

When you hear about people dying to exposure, its often because they went to sleep in clothes that had gotten wet because of rain. They didnt feel too bad before going to sleep, but your heat is going to get sucked out of you very rapidly if you have wet clothes on and lay on the ground.