I operate sound and lighting for male strippers (pic related)

I operate sound and lighting for male strippers (pic related)
Ask me anything

Here's how it looks on stage

What country are you doing this in?

Also use to work at the two largest theatres here in Sydney Australia
so anything theatre related is also on the table

Australia

How the fuck do you end up with a job like this

OP is a fag and clearly gets off to working there

Add on gumtree (essentially Australias craigslist) for one nights work on
a weekend I had actually had free, enjoyed it so much I asked
if they had a full time position available and quit working at the theatre

/thread

Just being involved on the production of the show makes for an easy
root after the show its ridiculous tbh

Circus setup shot

the one on the right thinks hes zzyz

Yes, he's from Spain and he is obsessed with Zzyz
he also gets the most pussy from the bunch

Totally original

Can you describe your most popular dancers

There's some seriously crazy shit I've seen happen if anyone
has any sort of genuine question?

>pussy
Ok now i'm interested. I thought you were all a bunch of cocksuckers.
What are the women who come there like?
And what's the dick to pussy ratio you get?

The ones without the ego's tend to pull more chicks

What kind of names do you pick for the .mp3s?

If you had to cover for one of them after not showing up, could you?

No. Very common misconception, none of them are gay.
There's always 30% 18-25 year olds some times
the whole group is hot some times just a few are then the remainder
of the crowd is 40's and some
times you get some serious
milfs

Not often there might be 1 or 2 gay guys never seen more then 2
at a show and we do crowds of 150-500

Usually just whatever the solo act is (eg. Cowboy) there are group routines
inbetween the solo acts and games the girls get involved in

Well I do also MC the show and have been thinking about
getting into shape to do an MC strip at the start but as of this moment
no I could not fill in, I use to be really fit and not in shape currently

Operating setup is very simple and minimal, its why I get involved
in MC, more money and more fun plus always been great at public speaking

Its pretty fucking ridiculous the money my boss takes home each week

Ok so do girls actually fuck the strippers?
Or suck their dicks?

How much do you make?

Fuck them, after the show of course. We tour across states so most
the time its just at the hotel, its happened back stage literally minutes
after the show has ended. Or we party after and guys end up at the girls place

We always ask the hot groups if they're partying after the show
at the venue or are they going to go to another club

I personally get $250 a night plus the cut of tips (from this raffle prize
thing that they do) which depending upon the night can be $50-100

Some times $30-40 if its a stubborn crowd

3 shows a week, and I test and tag appliance cords on weekdays

Wife was wanting to check one out, not sure if i should let her or not

You ever get any pussy after the shows, or do the strippers take it all?

Would she let you go to a strip club?

What are the demographics of the audience? What about the performers?
Is there any artistic aspect to the dancing or performing i.e. not just prurient interest?

Idk.. I've seen married girls sleep with the guys more than once
One chick even took her ring off in the hotel room and then
left it there, called the guy in the morning when we had already
checked out and where heading back to Sydney

Yeah, quiet often there's 4-6 performers a show and 150+ girls
in the room, I've even taken back a hotter girl than what one of the guys has pulled once

What are some of the crazy things that happened?

All kinds, ages 18-40 is most common occasionally you
get the real old birds. All kinds of attitudes, you get shy ones who sit
up the back but generally speaking they always get rowdy

If men behaved the way women do at a stip joint they would
have the shit kicked out of them and thrown in jail... the girls
grope and get verbal and really drunk

Not always but depends on the area I guess.

The guys are actually all solid people, thought they would be gym
junkie ego dudes but they treat me like a bro help me score and
they just love putting on a good show

the dancing is all choreographed

Do you think if I went with her it would deter that?

Are you asking if he thinks she'd cheat in front of you?

Well, walking backstage when packing down to see a milf getting
plowed on the backstage table

We've had a jealous boyfriend headbutt a guy after the show then
proceeded to get the shit kicked out of him by the whole group
and to top it off none of them got charged just the jealous boyfriend

Two guys double teaming a girl is extremely common it just seems like
a normal thing now like 3 sums dont sound like something anything crazy to me

The married chick leaving her ring in the hotel room

Theres a 'fake orgasm' game where the girls have to do their best fake
orgasm and cause I MC it this blonde hot skinny milf got on her knees
with the mic in hand placed it where my cock would be and pretended to suck
me off while making the orgasm noises plus started stroking my actual
dick cause of course I started getting hard

girl being taken to the van to be fucked

one of the guys deals coke so when he's on a show its always fun

Why are they a bunch of sad kunts and why aren't they gonna make it?

100% this is all after the show, go with her make sure she goes
home with you. I mean at our shows if they see a couple they wont even
bring the girl up onstage to receive the strip/lapdance

are the guys always hard or do they strip soft?

I would say soft, they only go down to g-string

How many of the performers have you sucked off at once?

How old are most of the strippers?

I made a funny on the interwebs

Funny because it's true
Answer the question

How much of a bunch of Zyzz tryhard fuckwits are these guys offstage?

Do they pay you extra as a fluffer? Or do you go that little bit extra out of love?

None? I'm straight and so are all the performers
23-30 (early thirties)

None of them are capable of admitting to themselves they are gay yet you mean.

No matter how many girls they fuck, that shot is gayer than Freddie.

Just the one posing like Zzyz there's 3 in the company that
treat me like some lesser being not good enough to talk to
but thats from a group of 15 the rest treat me like a mate and talk me up to girls
after the shows

They're not gay sorry to disappoint

Nice job outing the dealer bruv, cops never come to Sup Forums. And you totally didn't make it obvious which company you work for.

I dont think thats how that works

That's exactly how it works, idiots brag about dealing on social media, and bring themselves to the attention of the police.

I've got a golf tee off time soon if
anyone has any questions now's a good time to ask

How many cocks can you suck during an average round of golf?

You know the difference between someone on social media claiming they deal
and myself saying I work with 'a guy' who deals right?

Ask your father I'm sure he knows

Yeah, the difference is instead of having a specific single target dealer to focus on, they can turn their attention towards a specific small company in a small population city with a huge police force, like Sydney.

Its not a small company and thats ridiculous amount of energy
to get the legality sorted to barge in on a business and hunt
down a single lone dealer off the basis of a internet post

The company has dealt with bigger legal issues with witnesses and got off scott free

Again I don't think you've really sat and thought about how this works user

You're right bud, keep on posting on the internet that a stripper working for Sydney Hotshots deals cocaine. What could go wrong?

Cops don't really take commercial cocaine enterprises all that seriously, you usually get off with a misdemeanour like if you were sharing a joint at the local park.

Ever hear that phrase snitches get stitches?

Does this job drown you in puss the way I'm thinking it would? Even if you don't look anything like those guys, you must be surrounded by women who want the D.

It's not a commercial cocaine enterprise and the guy is a stand in
from another group when we tour in another state so im not too fussed talking about it

Yes the women are extremely horny after shows, it just depends on how many
hotties are still hanging around after the show that hasnt been picked
up by the guys as to whether ill bother

Hey! You just narrowed down the list of suspects even more, how many strippers work as a stand-in for Sydney Hotshots? keep talkin'...

Its not on books mate nor would losing the fella matter

Is this like Dancing Bear? Do they fuck our wives while they have a ladies' night out?
>asking for a friend

Its not a regular thing but it happens

I think my wife fucked a dancing bear

That's really pretty fucking awesome. Nice work.

What's the pay?

Definitely a perk
Myself I am on $250 plus tips from the night which range from $50-100
3 shows a week

Who tips the light guy? Serious?

No they tips are divided between the performers and myself from a raffle
during the break a raffle goes out at $5 a ticket to go in the draw to win a lapdance
photo with the guys at the end a bottle of wine

When I started I was not included on the cut from this, nor was I payed as much flat as I am now

>The smudges on that microphone