Hey Sup Forums. I'm really embarrassed about this. I'll just tell it all.
we were doing a paper in our intro psych class together and i was in her dorm room. well when i went to her dorm she just wanted to hang out for a bit, watch some tv on her bed. she laughs at all my stupid jokes and stuff and as we're teasing, hitting each other and wrestling on her bed she whispers in my ear "do you know what's fun?" i fucking froze right there, and she took my hand and placed my finger in her mouth and began sucking, i had no fucking idea what to do i was in a cold sweat and my asshole was clenched up so tight and i was so nervous.
she started rubbing my arm because she could obviously tell that i was a little weirded out. anyway, she came on even stronger, began kissing me and laid me down and unzipped my pants. i had a pretty good erection going then, and she started jerking me off and fondling my balls. i was thinking like "what the fuck" because i had never gotten this far with a girl in my whole life and it was fucking happening. i was enjoying it but her eyes, her eyes kept looking up at me and it was like someone was watching me as i was getting off, like my mom watching supervising me getting off. it went on for fucking like 25 minutes. i was so fucking nervous i had no fucking idea what to do and i could tell she was getting a little impatient, so i decided to fake my orgasm. i started moaning a bit and tried to amp it up, grimacing my face and going "oh god ungh oh god". i told her i had cum and just pulled my still erect penis out of her hand. there was this huge awkward pause so i told her i had left my Gatorade bottle outside and just ran home.
the thing is, i think she knew i faked it. What do I do, Sup Forums?
Mason Morgan
Why would you fake it?
Christian Hernandez
wtf
William Hall
A guy attempting to fake it thats the best shit i ever heard
There is nothing that can fix this user but thanks for the oc
Kayden Phillips
Can men even orgasm without nutting?
Aaron Cook
two choices >tell her you were so embarresed becux u noob virgin ( you have to be lucky that she is ok with it)
>forget about her
Jeremiah Stewart
>i think she knew i faked it kek you think?
Wyatt Sanders
Classic Sup Forums autism missed threads like this
Jeremiah Ortiz
How do these nerds get with a girl but I'm practically invisible. This life isn't fair.
Jackson Stewart
I want to be in the screen cap, holy shit I've never seen anything so autistic
Easton Butler
>i told her i had left my Gatorade bottle outside and just ran home classic move
Carter Sanders
Is it wrong that I kinda sympathize with OP?
Carson Watson
hahahahaha
Juan Bailey
>like my mom watching supervising me getting off yes it is.
Brayden Nelson
>sheltered basementsyndrome with single mom
Dem tendies must have been ballin'
Cameron Flores
You fucking gay ass queer faggot
Mason Cruz
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Mason Harris
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Ryder Lee
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Colton Roberts
No hay mas
Juan Martin
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Wyatt Phillips
just tell her youre gay fam
Anthony Thomas
I did it once, Idk how to replicate it tho and it'll probably never happen again
Ryan Rodriguez
>think she knew I faked it
What makes you say that you beautiful retard kek
Try talking to her, come clean tell her you're sorry and that you were extremely nervous and scared She already knows you're autistic but you have a shot at fixing it
I gotta try that Gatorade trick sometime though cause it's pure genius
Lucas Rodriguez
Kegel exercises
Joseph Hughes
Yeah If I were you, I'd just be honest. Admit you were a little weirded out and hope she's cool with it. Next time though, you have to surprise her when she's not expecting it.
Isaac Carter
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Carson Barnes
sounds like you are the kinda guy who wont have sex with someone you dont love , you dont have the connection so you are weirded out by this stranger getting intimate with you
Joshua Ortiz
sounds like this fat bitch raeped you. its ok to say no to sex user.
Levi James
roses are red, violets are blue, OP is a fag and you know thats true.
Josiah Martinez
Holy shit. Next time just have some confidence. She wouldn't have done it if she didn't want to user. Just enjoy it and live in the moment. I would get out in front of it and ask her out on a date, never mention what you did, and when you get in her bed don't repeat this fuckery. Either way this is a good learning experience and cautionary tale.
Kevin Morris
Fuckin 25 minutes though, pretty good for a beta virgin. Was she fucking rubbing your dick with 40 grit sandpaper at the time?
Michael Stewart
Why didnt you just fuckign smash that ass dumbass.
