Roll for your Star Trek Waifu

Roll for your Star Trek Waifu

this cannot end well

Nope. My space waifu is and always will be psycho astronaut.

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Ya, too bad she wasn't on the show.

> flies across the galaxy to put flaming dog poop on her ex's doorstep

claiming

rollin

Rollerino

k.

Well... fuck.

Good results. Just don't drink any wine she serves you, she's ambitious

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Don't be a Herbert, take it like a man with your 28

Must be the power of being OP that I got #11, Barbara Bouchet, who was already my Trek Waifu.

roll for Ashley Judd

Rolling!!

I dunno who that even is...guessing she's from Voyager, which I hardly watched.

y not

rollioli

re-roll

She was in two episodes of TNG: "Darmok" and "The Game"

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Rollerrink

What could go wrong?

Fuck ya, Dr Sam Beckett

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Rollin

I am not Herbert

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So fucking hyped for this. Rollu.

Better have her over to your place. Her planet is kind of weird.

You can screw anyone and everyone all day, but if you step on the flowers they will kill you.

Rerolll

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Fuck that. Re-rolling.

roll on

reel

At least this one is sober.

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Rolling in the deep

rawlin''

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Good thing this was a comment and not a roll.

Otherwise you'd be eating dinner at 4pm and shopping for hard candy.

bbb

Oh, bad luck. The transvestites don't look any better in the 22nd century.

I mean I don't know who number 4 is, which is who I rolled in that post. Sorry for confusion. Was hoping for Judd. She was hot in The Game.

I think that's Tasha's sister

im rollin

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fuck woopie.....
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gagh this sucks....
although sisko is kinda cool
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ohh naughty kira

Evil Kira. Not bad. Not as good as slave girl T'pol, but still.

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93 is the real grand prize, that mother fucker is a shape shifter. That dude could turn himself into any of those, or anything else.

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At least you snagged a captain. I hope you like archaeology.

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Jesus fucking christ.

.... ROLL'N

yup

RIP

Yeaaaaa booooi

Ya but then the next morning you remember it's Odo, and then it's just embarrassing.

Although if your comment counted as a roll, you would wind up with Yvonne Craig, and you could have had her wear her batgirl suit.

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RIP

This could definitely go sideways.... roll?

Oh boy, it's my lucky day.

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Nice

fuck, rolling again.

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Goddamn it.

>13
Holy shit..

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Fuck I got Sasha. Not even sure if the new show sucks or not.

At least she doesn't look like 13.

Rull

fuck.

with the power of my mind, i command my first choice to appear!

Rolling for 33.

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ok that shits spooky af
i quit

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Impressive.

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rolio polio

Classy, Zero.

> 14

You got John Gill, head of the space nazi's. If you can just roll 88 you'll get the pair.

Space Nazis... I must have missed this one.

Just hoping for nothing boring. We didn't create a socialist utopia in the stars for me to bang humans.

When I was younger and thought about Star Trek I would wish for access to holodeck for fucking. I always thought it would be funny when I'm done with plowing whatever I felt like that day I would say "Computer, end program" and every girl would dematerialize and my jizz I left in each would fall on the ground from where I was standing. Then maybe afterwards Captain Picard would start some boring 1920's detective program and slip and sprain his ankle on my jizz while trying to chase some jewel robber in a zoot suit. Good times all around

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RIP You can have the Mom. I'll take the kid.

... That would be magical. I have a feeling there is self cleaning.

TOS, episode "Pattern's Of Force"

They go to a planet that's set up like the nazis

Sounds good in theory, but Reg fucked it up for everyone.

Now the whole officer staff goes in and runs your programs when you're not around.

You really don't need them to know how much of a twisted fuck you really are.

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You lucky mother.. You know she has a borg-pussy.
It will assimilate your dick.