Just share your secrets, this is a safe place

Just share your secrets, this is a safe place.

I'm talking to a wife on kik who's husband likes to get cucked. THiking about meeting up with them

bump

no u

I suck on my cousins cock every time he is sleeping. It has been goiing for the last year. He doesnt know a thing

My GF tickles the inner part of my anus each night until I fall asleep, generally 30-60 minutes.

all the "i did x while they were sleeping" stories are the dumbest fake shit ever. go to bed, kiddo.

Okay, here we go...I have no friends.
Also I'm a virgin.

I want to have a mother/daughter combo with my neighbor, and her 8yr old daughter. She's like 5'2 maybe 110lbs, and dresses like a teenage hooker. Dresses her daughter the same way.

I wish I knew what is wrong with me. Never even fantasized about shit like this until they moved in. I think they broke me Sup Forums

Sure you know everything you faggot Millenial cunt. ''I know everything because I own computer''.

Fuck you.

Imagine a sleeping 19year old, tight trained soccer legs a sun bronzed skin. And me sucking on his pecker while he is drooling like a mongoloid fast asleep.

All these will be saved for blackmail usage later.

at least i know the difference between sleep and a coma.

Yeah what are you a coma expert or something tss tss.

Femanon here, recently got single... 8/10 fit smartie into games and cars (believe me or not), was picking out of plenty off *free sex offers* realized I got dibs for my boss. I did hit on him. The sex is godklike, no other words to desribe it. Fucking each others brains out past 2 weeks..... Im starting to fall in love and thats imho a bad thing to do now. I think he is a player, possibly nailin different chick each nigh, just making exception for me.
I want to love him, but how can I assure myself he is not just a womanizer

0/10

My gf fuck me

he likely is, thats ok though why do you have to have him for yourself? what happened the first time you hooked up?

Tits or GTFO. You know the rules.

I'm going to abduct a woman and repeatedly strangle her until unconscious and then revive her while I'm fucking her in every hole. I already know who I'm going to get. This beautiful girl I met on Tinder. We went out once, but she said no to a second. I just have to do recon to figure out the best time to nab her. It's going to be glorious.

This.

Three of my relatives died in less than 5 years and I was close to all of them. My uncle, grandfather, and grandmother. After their death I've mourned but I feel emotionless afterward about everything almost. I miss having my bouts of love and sadness...I'm tired of this. I've went to a therapist about it before and he says that it could be my body's way of putting it off until I'm in a better life situation to let it all out.

I found my moms dildo and now i use it sometimes

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today

how big was it? what colour? are you m or f?

I sometimes invite straight and married men to come to my place and see my gf's nude pics while I suck them off

who was the girl?

I am 19 year old petite female and want a 40+ man to rape me.
Bad.

a family member..

daughter?

15 cm, red, m. disappointed?

niece

nice man

I murdered a couple of people.

Never got caught though, so it's aight.

bumpp

got kik?

0/10 bait

I want to fuck Tomska. Why is beond me.

do u get hard?

When I'm in the house of my girlfriend family (auntie/ step mum/ mum or friends ) I often look into their underwear to evaluate how slut they are, one time I exploded inside a pant of her sister

Tell me what you think of it

Stranger on stranger?

So, are you one of those stereotypical creepy uncles who want touch their niece's no-no parts?

no, do u wash it before u put it back? can u ever taste or smell her on it?

>sexual deviant
>can't type
>incestual
This nigga gonna kill somebody some day.

dirty or clean underwear?

nah not at all, i have no no parts of girls my age to play with.

Would you ever play with a 19 yo's no no parts?

Dirty

Kek, as long as you understood we're fine

I second this, for fuck sake b keep it together,
tit's or GTFO

a bit, yes. but not fully

Yeah. I never murdered anyone I personally knew. Last thing I would want is to have to cops on my ass for personally knowing something relating to the victim.

>lose job
>with great gf, but in love with another girl
>other girl will never come back, be distraught
>current gf financially supporting me
>realize i want to break up with current gf and move out, but would have to move back in with parents
>they wont have it unless it's an emergency
>acquire large amount of LSD
>take LSD everyday for a few weeks
>have a bunch of fucked up experiences
>freak out on current gf, tell her it's over
>contact parents, tell them i am having psychological issues... like really bad psychological issues
>move back home
>relay fucked up experiences to psy/therapist
>say i am bipolar with strange psychosis symptoms
>tell no one about acid
>currently living with parents; no gf, no job, and everyone thinks i'm fucking crazy

19? yes.

Why'd you do it?

You're fucking retarded

How old are you?
I have a thing for older men.

did u ever find any wetness or cum in them? how do they smell?

>746057430
what does she say about your cocck?

I have a carrot with a condom hidden, i use it for anal pleasure myself

I am addicted to fapping to breast reduction photos on realself

managed to fuck a german girl behind the back of my girlfriend while I was in holiday, fucked her on the beach, first time I cheat, no regrets

>tfw no one cares that you're going to be a murderer within the year.

nothing, she has 3 brothers so she used to seeing dicks.

>I was curious to try sucking a dick
>I talked to a gay acquaintance about it and he showed me that he had a 7.5 inch uncut perfect dick.
>Asked him if he would be interested in my situation
>One of his fantasies
>Ask him if he is willing to get tested...he does and gives me the results (clean)
>A few nights later I told him to take a shower and come over
>Took 4 shots of vodka because I'm dying I'm so nervous
>He comes in and takes off his pants and lays on the bed propped up
>Perfectly shaved and smooth I spend the next 30 min worshipping his cock
>Do everything I see in porn that I like (licking balls, sucking balls, rubbing tongue and lips up and down the shaft, kissing it, slapping it on my tongue, circling the head, deep throating)
>Check to see how hard I am....completely soft
>Realise I'm not enjoying it now that I have tried everything
>Suck his balls until he finishes
>Never do it again (been 2 years not even the slightest urge)
>I don't regret it at all though.

>pic is exactly what his looked like

I'm an autistic, depressed, sexually frustrated, 29-year-old who has had sex three times. I've always been really popular for some reason and had A LOT of hot female friends. I posted a bunch of pictures of like 12 of my female friends on a porn forum for people to photoshop into fake porn.I also have a gay fantasy of being gangbanged and posted pictures of some former friends in a thread where I wrote things about gangrape dangerously close to their pictures. They found out and now I WANT TO KILL MYSELF OUT OF SHAME!!!!!! It was a forum game where you write a response about the post above yours....they think I wrote rape stuff about them, but I didn't!!!!!! Not only do these people hate me for posting their pictures on this forum, they also think I am a rapist. I cry so much......

Do straight man enjoy man blowjobs? I always wanted to suck dick

I fucked a qt prostitute who had a voluntary double mastectomy. She was nice.

of course i wash it. i dont want her to notice something

disguisting, no, i wash it befor playing

Wow man that's fucking creepy it's very similar to my situation at the moment fuck

I cheated on my wife with an autistic 13 year old girl

I have a rare 1943 bronze penny that ,selling it could change my life but I'm afraid of getting paypal scammed online

How?
Story?

You should really kill yourself. You're human garbage.

Damn boy. Move and start a new life.
Have luck

>paypal scammed
What? Put it on eBay.

never thought i'd hear of someone self inducing psychosis to get out financial and romantic responsibilities. cheers bro

I want to seduce a 40+ old man. I am 18.

Yeah. At least you can file a claim and get it back if someone fucks you over

Visited wife's relatives, wife and her family go out to do some shit, I stay and watch the autistic girl (my wife's niece) and accidentally walk into the bathroom while she's in there (didn't lock the door or have light on) and I went ahead and jacked off onto her.

Im a girl

What if they say they never got it?

"accidentally"

You're fucking screwed. Enjoy prison.

id like to try it to but have gf :/

How were her tits and puss?

I haven't ruled it out yet.

That's what shipping proof is for. Require a signature and keep the tracking info on hand.

>safe place
kek'd

what was her reaction? did she just sit there?

Thanks big dawg!

It was sort of a combination of frustration and morbid curiosity that I had felt in regards to some asshole that shoved me while I was walking on a sidewalk. I apologized (even though he was the one that shoved me), but he called me a dick and misogynist. I said "Hey, what's your problem man?", and he said "You. You're the reason why rape culture is a thing".

I was already having a shitty day, and I just couldn't stop fantasizing about purging that asshole from society, so I tracked him down and killed him.

Ever since then, I'd kill an asshole that got on my nerves every now and then.

Nah I'm good

Insure the package at the PO and make sure you ask for them to require a signature for delivery.

I hate people.

She tried to push me away but I was a lot stronger obviously. It was one of her normal autistic fits like how she reacts when people try to hug her

>You. You're the reason why rape culture is a thing
You didn't actually kill anyone, but if that happened I would want to kill them too.

Big tits?

Can she speak?

No, not really. She uses hand signals for food and drink

>so I tracked him down and killed him.

How?

Oh... well i guess you're okay then. Unless she turns out to be one of those savants who can draw really well.