Wake up

>wake up
>you now look like this
>wat do?

Troll loli threads. Sit on laps and kiss cheeks to get goodies but only in public so I can scream if need be.

...

Go to local homeless shelter. Hire two bums 20 dollars each to pretend to abduct me and get it filmed on my hello kitty cased Samsung galaxy S7. Send video to parents asking for 2 grand delivered in random dropbox location if they get cops involved I kill myself. Spend 2 grand on cute leggings and uggs.

go for a ride on the subway wearing a short skirt and no panties
and bend over at the waist a lot

Masturbate.

look for a rich cute lolicon gf

Not worry about a damn thing because my dads rich

>wake up --> you now look like this (Weren't born that way)
parents are going to think you are became a suicidal, retarded, child abductor. And abducted a 7 year old.

make a shit ton of masturbation vids
save them to random computers
make anonymous phone calls to the cops about ppl with pizza on their computer

>implying every Sup Forumstard lives with their parents

See if an adults penis fits cause i have always wondered about that...no pedo

So much this

Anyone have the answer to this?

You can fit a penis in just about anywhere if you try hard enough.

post nudes, strip vid and bate vids on here

which is why aural sex is a thing

hopefully this childhood is less painful.

?

>aural

you can but it's terribly painful for the grill if she's under 9, no matter how much lube

of or relating to the ear

k.m.s.

Neck my self since im now the ugliest of the butler girls.

Would leer/10

Depending on the size of the penis it can fuck everything up if you jam it in there. That's how they're able to tell if people have been raped, there's tearing, bleeding, and organs can get harmed.

Don't fuck kids.

Yell for MODs.

Use my current knowledge to become a "child prodigy" and garner fame and fortune while furthering my study in the field of robotics and neural networking.

Take impeccable care of my body to prolong my lifespan. Contribute to the field of synthetic bodies and hope that I live long enough to get my dick back, at least in robodick form.

Enjoy my newfound immortality.

This.

Post nudes on Sup Forums since im technically still legal.

Use my loli cunny to the best of my ability.

good guy loliop