Future prediction thread
I'll start
>the year is 2019
>Trump had resigned in the year 2018 because some liberals sat in the middle of the street in protest and people had said some mean stuff about him
>Stephen Colbert is hosting the VMA because it isnt even about music anymore
>he has gotten to the ripe old age of where he now shits in a plastic bag
>not a because he is older, but he just shits in a walmart bag and throws it at people because it became a new trend
>he walks onto stage with his pants at his ankles and a huge log of shit in a bag
>he throws it into the audience because it makes him relatable
>people are already losing their minds and laughing so hard
>his intro takes half an hour, mostly him sticking his thumb up his ass and making Mike Pence jokes
>people arent even laughing, they are all just screaming because its a new form of funny ironic laughing
>you wouldn't understand because youre some cringy introvert loser who doesnt have an instagram account lol
>people are collapsing unconcious from the screaming
>finally he is about to begin
>those who are still awake are awake can barely contain themselves
>"so..."
>everybody takes a deep breath so much that all the smog from china and india gets sucked out, bringing it all to north america
>"mike pence..."
>some of the audience members are now breathing in the smog and suffocating on the spot
>this was predicted so emergency oxygen is being pumped to prevent every from dying
Future prediction thread
>"i mean, come on"
>everyone screams so hard the force is enough to crush earth below its schwarzschild radius
>the last words of colbert before he is sucked into the penny sized black whole
>"really?"
>he shits for the last time as he and everyone and everything we have ever loved, known, or hated gets sucked into this new blackhole
>everything gets compressed into this blackhole as a seemingly point of infinite mass
>eventually the hawking radiation from earths black hole causes an explosion of uncalculable scale
>in this blackhole there begins a new big bang,
A new universe, and a new time
>because of there being a limited variation on the formation of atoms, these events occur again, with thouasands upon millions of years of human evolution leading up to the point of stephen colbert hosting the VMA's in the year 2019, doomed to happen over and over again
What are your predictions Sup Forums?
>huge log of shit
The future will be a huge log of shit, invest now
Why couldn't Steven Colbert get run over?
Would you want your car touching him?
>trump gets a stroke
>trump gets kicked out for finally reaching the limit of being unfit
>pence loses to colbert in 2020
>entire world turns into a bean in the year 3105
Oh shit op was close with his predictions then
except none of that fanboy throwing shit or black hole garbage.
Its the shit coming out of stephen colberts black hole that makes it special though
but present day, it is the shit coming out of trumps bumbling mouth that matters if we make it til then or not.
Doesnt matter, he isnt shitting in the story
you tried a little too hard to be funny user.
>story
>predictions
Chose one to be a faggot with and stick by it.
What fucking idiocy is this?
Not here to make either
Then kindly
Now were both making shit jokes
>he has gotten to the ripe old age of shitting in a bag
>not because of old age
LEARN HOW TO WRITE YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.
Tldr; Colbert is hhhhilaaaaaaarious
Trump is going to win two terms as president.
>posting anything other than your very own trump flag