/heem/ not spergOP edition

Fights:

UFC Fight Night Brazil numner who cares

Vitor vs Kelvin
Barboza vs Dariush

news:
christy mack baited war machine

See Logan starring Krystoff Szoshynsky this weekend.

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war machine is innocent

>sperg btfo yet again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

War Machine vs Jason Miller in an LA County Jail sanctioned bare knuckle fight when?

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Do you know who youre fucking with?

report and ignore

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Mackenzie Dern couldnt make 115. What a lazy bitch.

mmafighting.com/2017/3/9/14876010/mackenzie-dern-unable-to-make-contracted-weight-lfa-fight-changed-to-catchweight

Yeah, I think i'll use this thread.

she doesn't make any weight, shes just a fat fuck, has passed THIcc and is now just a trashy fat hoe

Yeah spergop and the schaubfag are in the other one. This one already has good discussion.

Oh nice, I always forget about axs fights.

You are the biggest loser on all of heem.

HD streams?

Only 3 fights?

go ahead and report this post

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>guys, for the record
>for the record

>state of (You)

>rumble was a welterweight
>had some troubles making weight back in the day
>kept missing weight a few fights after the speer one
>koscheck stuck a finger on his eye the same way gsp stuck a permatrauma on koscheck's right side of the face
>moved up to middleweight but missed weight there too
>lost to TRTor
>got cut
>decided to give 205 a try in some regional promotion called wsof wdgaf
>said fuck it, let's go full heavyweight
>collected some wins and went back to 205 in the ufc
>failed to dismantle cormier for the title
>unironically the only actual current threat to cormier besides jones
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>did I tell you DC pulled out last december
>did I
>so did Fedor
>scott is trying to build up some shit
>they still let past their primes old men with lame ass records headline bullshit cards
>phils davis lost to rashad
>in 2012
>gustaffson got submited by davis
>in dubai
>jones unsuccesfuly defended the belt against gus, therefore
>phils davis confirmed for 2017 marketing superproject
>but this was a greentext about rumble
>who beat davis
>the current state of the city of American Kickboxing Academy
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>
>guys, for the record
>for the record
>1 month
>rip the chris

WHO IS THIS SPERM WORM

This is what he just got unbanned for doing. Why the h*ck are you still doing it?

dont bother newfriend

How do these fighters live with themselves? Just imagine being so poor you don't own even one home with an in ground/indoor pool you can swim in during March.

name 10 fighters off the top of your head with zero tattoos

>every fighter on this brazil card made weight
>khabib didn't even come close
>he fights on average once every 2.8 years
>he is still ranked

Heeminder to trane and roll in the gi at least 3 times this week if you haven't already.

WE ARE LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=7VpUpQ7fdSU

lad Im posting here. fuck that guy

This. He's spamming webms to bump his thread.

why is he not perma-banned? as soon as he came back everytype of shitposting appeared again.

even coralsperg is more tolerable jesus christ.

>rani yahya
my low-key boy

patrician choice

good taste

good boys
t. pussy white belt

who is your favorite fighter?

hahaha banter

Who should angela "overkill" hill fight next?

Schaub

abubakr nurmagomedov

Schaub said there is no way Conor could beat him lol

Stipe Miocic

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B E T C H

He's not a fighter you loser

Brock is NOT pleb-tier

Brock is based

>everyone actually made weight

on a BR card no less

>dariush
another low-key boy. great card desu

sweet

Barboza is one of my low-key boys

Top tier choice in UFC fighters.

You just know Dana sent out a memo to the effect of "Whichever one of you motherfuckers ruins another one of my cards is getting cut"

Villante will win

you joke but I'm sure he actually said something similar to that

Vitor will win.

>another dariush yahya fan

Good. If that's what it takes then fuck em. Khabib should have been cut to send a message.

>Ducking Conor this bad you proxy duck him through Ferguson

Why is Khabib such a pussy?

he really did disgrace himself

>Vitor looks like he's slimmed down a bit

He literally can't help himself can he?

classy guy

Khabib (the former UFC fighter) literally said it was part of god's plan

Post slip

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Will he ever get a UFC title shot? Remember when Rockhold destroyed him?

cody is absolutely /ourguy/

>no woodgod
you're are le pleb kind sir

jacare could make welterweight if he didn't start roiding after the upkick loss to mousasi

Vitor will either win by KO or lose via pulling guard.

I agree 100%

>we will never get Jacare vs Maia

I wonder if it would be super boring or super spicy when both guys are jitz wizards

>Remember when Rockhold destroyed him?
You certainly dont

He should do, he's looked better than Rockhold has since they last fought and he still managed to get a titleshot.

it was a strikeforce fight, watch the tape
mousasi also knocked that roider the fuck out

woodley couldn't ko him and he's the #1 guy in the world cheator can't

I regret betting on Anthony

I feel like DC takes it

DC is pulling out
also Aldo will pull out too

>watch the tape
You first

anthony trains at the shittiest gym in florida
it's worse than ufc gym orlando
granted florida has literally the most good gyms on the planet unironically but still

where is prediction guy?

>mfw spergop got btfo
one day at a time

spergOP is my boy

>Round 1: After four and a half minutes of nothing, Rumble lands some sort of incredible shot that by all means should have killed DC, he goes down on wobbly legs, Rumble swarms him like the gorilla he is and unleashes a flurry of punches, DC manages to cover up enough for the ref to let it go on to the bell
>Round 2: Rumble leaves his corner drenched in sweat and gasping for breath. Cormier immediately takes him down and MUH WRESTLING CONTROL takes over
>Round 3-5: Repeat round 2
>DC remains champ, cries, we all bitch about how gay he and his fights are, then go to bed

I would stake my fuckin life on it.

Bispings eyes are fucked up lads

If you're against Rumble you are against heem

There is no way Rumble survives 4 rounds of wrestling without getting submitted.

>youtu.be/yixlxKv842I

thoughts?

>tow Bisping heems GSP, Vitor, Diaz and retires

i hope he heems GSP and retires

which superhero should he play for marvel?

Did we ever get an explanation about why Goldie was fired?

K lads how do you feel about this

>Delete Flyweight from ufc after Johnson beats defense record
>DJ goes over to Rizin with Kyoji
>135 lb division stays as is
>145 lb division stays as is
>155 lb division stays as is
>165 lb division is formed for large lightweights like Khabib and vick, and for small welterweights like wonderboy
>175 lb division is formed for small Middleweights and large Welterwights like Woodley
>185 lb division stays the same
>200 lb division formed to replace 205 to discourage tall freaks like Jones and Gus
>225 lb division is formed for small Heavyweights like Werdum, lanklets, and overweight Manlets
>Openweight from 225 lbs+

195, 235, 265

There definitely should be a weightclass for ripped HWs and another one for fat asses. Maybe 3 minute rounds in the latter

just no

Probably pissed himself at a WME meeting.

They should make an openweight division or at least allow openweight bouts. Fighters like conor will soon stop chirping when they actually could get thrown in a cage with anyone they chirp at

Vitor has only lost to Jacare when fighting in brazil, in the last 5 years he has brazil wins over Rumble, Bisping, Rockhold, and Hendo x2

Who is this mma fighter you keep posting?