Shitty describe a game thread, others try to guess the game

shitty describe a game thread, others try to guess the game
First one:
>try this
>fuck you, I do what I want

>Let's nerf this character by nerfing the only characters that counter it

you're some fucking immigrant fresh off the boat, they give you citizenship but only on the grounds that you do whatever the higher ups in the government tell you to.

eventually you're tasked with investigating this terrorist group that's spreading disease and doing some sick shit to people's minds. you find super weapons in some old ruins and then you storm into the terrorist leader's volcano hideout and you kill him, saving the country from harm.

you're some fag that owed some people money and got blasted in to this shitty fucking sky cult where for some reason every body thinks your the devil

>shoot people

call of duty

I think this is now a get thread

Morrowind?

Hit space bar. Watch drawn out series of explosions unfold.

Hmmmm. Needs more struts.

gotyay

PC Game...pic related
Aliens come to take over world.
I take my turn...
I shoot you...
Aliens take turn....
Aliens shoot me....
Travel to Mars destroy aliens
Game Over

some isometric trash

Stanley parable

You cheeky dickwaffle

Fisting buttholes for more health.

Close....
XCOM UFO Defense....

ding ding ding

I know this one
uhhh
candy crush

Doom 2016

Not quite

A guy tells you a story about another guy
Turns out the first guy is a dick
Now the second guy is depressed

you play hide and seek with a little girl
then you kill lots of important people

ez, dishonored

Bloodborne

Nope

Biocock Infinut

beginner's guide

do any of the sequels have little girls or is it just the first one? that was the only modern game i've enjoyed in a very long time.

the dlc for dishonored doesn't really involve emily, although in brigmore witches you get to kill hundreds of bitchy women in mantastic ways
in dishonored 2 you can actually play as emily

Too many details man

>....Nice leader
>Be a noob and lose everything
>Try and repeat
>Now you win with a good leader
>Believe you are the smartest cuck in town
>>>One more turn

>Live life
>Get money
>Get happiness
>Leave everything to your offspring
>They become the richest person
>They get all the pussy/cock they want
>Drown the enemies
>Capture the fiends
>mfw I literally am the director of the Truman Show

>You start off on some shit island
>need to do miscellaneous tasks for stupid NPCs
>after youve completed the island you're teleported to another shit island
> you'll struggle to kill a spider even though you have a sword
>level up and fight other shit
>various skills you can master
>will try and buy gf at one point

Xcom UFO defense

you fly planes for an international organization. get money from missions and get better planes from a creepy old guy.

hint: pre nintendo wii

Binding of issac?

>you lose all your weapons and get them all back after completing each chapter
>you get betrayed in the end

Nope

Assassin's Creed

Yep.

>you're a pretty girl with pink/purple undies
>you want to escape
>you have to make allies by solving their problems
>you get treated like laundry
>you help a guy ascend
>one of the guys you help turns out to be a psycho. unexpected really.
>you make it home
>you realize that you might probably belong locked up.

>pushed out of a cave
>literally useless except for entertainment for first part of game
>after a while you start learning from other NPC
>do things that gives you character traits
>finally achieve enough experience to learn more shit in an organized matter
>continue to build traits, learn about decisions and begin to formulate goals and aspirations for your character
>start to form relationships with other online players that are in same situation as you
>spend the rest of the game trying to live up to those goals and aspiration
>completely free of choice, everything is up to you to decide if you make it
>spend rest of the game continuously learning
> other online players can change your course, halt your progress, advance your progress,
>never know how its going to end

>you are a driver

Driver: San Francisco

Sims

Aside from the whole "online" thing, that sounds like Fallout.

Crazy Taxi

Simple, isn't it?

or any driver game.
no, someone already won.

it sounds like undertale, but you lay the whole "online player" thing on too thick for that.

>playing with boxes so you don't die

Runescape

crash bandicoot
>inb4 portal

kek, probably correct.

>Online Mobile Card game
>Filled with shit
>Players are autistic
>Everything is garbage
>Even the porn is shit
>Besides that I would recommend it 6/10

Nope

Some terrible yu-gi-oh mobile port?

Stanley

No try again.

You're doing it right now, we all are

>youre on some random ass island
>edgy ass best friend that you kinda like but kinda hate
>compete to get the p00sy
>even tho the girls a huge fucking tease
>oh shit darkness
>fun drinking game, everytime someone says "heart" take a shot
>your liver will fail before you even get halfway done with the game

Nope
>Brother of a more popular, more succesful game
>Brother is "Online Mobile Real Time waiting strategy game" that is as shit if not worse.
>The only thing in common is art direction and several characters

Kingdom hearts

so hearthstone?

You play as a trap with brain damage who has to escort an autistic scientist in a thumb-drive to a space party.

But you aren't invited.

You're tasked with your team to win the objective, but there's retards running around giving themselves black eyes with their snipers for every kill. The enemies are afraid to see the light of day and hide in corners hoping for you or your teammate to walk past their area. Sometimes there's people spinning in the air breaking their fucking legs trying to land a lucky shot so they can look cool. Every once in awhile, you come across an enemy with the powers of god, spinning in circles mercilessly headshotting you and your teammates through walls. After playing for 30 minutes you get pissed and play a different, non-shitty game.

Is no one going to get mine?

Its U.N. Squadron for the SNES. Did no one play this game?

This is the sequel, the prequel was more exciting
>Fist part stays the same except explosions
>Easy setting is country selection, Hard setting is group selection
>Suddently it is Call of Duty
>Surprise, if perfectly completed, get a Kernel Space Program mini-game
>The game ends abrutly, setting off the sequel that will be hated by many, loved by more

Halo?

cephalopod paintball

Way off...

>party member was part of a war
>both his war buddies become bad guys

I'll give another hint
>nightmares
>cheaters

you're a kid you're a squid

>Everyone's either crazy or evil and crazy
>Every animal is built to kill you
>Vaults

Nope, think more infantile autism
>*rolls fidget spinner*" Nah dude, that game is whack, this is the real shit, every youtuber made a video about this. Hearthstone is for fags like you who are to old to play. L M A O."

nobody guessing this one?

Thanks, BT.

>to old to play
>hearthstone
ok so what games are 4 year olds playing?
not magic because magic is good.
im never going to guess. i am way out of touch of the garbage that kids are doing these days.

Something with Harley Quinn..

ding ding

...Fran Bow

no. ill give another hint.
>you have a faithful best friend you take with you everywhere.

Worst... Fucking.. BioShock. Ruined it so much..

no, but after googling that for a second it is probably somewhat similar

S.O.M.A.

Old school rs, the new one doesnt have tutorial island

lolipop chainsaw

>This guy gets it.
millions of dead characters will be used as a political tool for the sequel

Trap with brain damage? That's really specific in a non specific way.
More shitty clues?

Right on.

You win a free brain scan.

saints row 4

Just search CoC and it's less popular cousin, CR
You won't thank me later

Bioshock infinite

Game that has been in Alpha since the start of time

Really? I have no fucking idea

Xcom?

>Soma

Two questionably gay people wait for one another to make a decision. Taking into account the next move is not always necessary

Is it lollipop chainsaw? I don't remember her underwear. Just the cheerleading outfit. Thought it was blue.. And yeah. The head of the boyfriend..

Can't be fallout because a lot of the people are great. There's even huge settlements filled with normal people. The third and fourth you can have a dog so its not every animal that's built to kill you...