>Love your girlfriend >She's such a qt >She's so sweet >She cooks you dinner >The weekend comes and she has plans >You encourage that she goes out >She leaves the apartment, at which you both live - quite contently, too >Hours later, you receive a call from her friends >"user, you need to come here now!" >Worried, you rush over - only to find this --
Would you wipe her ass or would you leave her there?
Nathan Torres
Last time I left her there like that some random dude helped her clean up and ended fucking her. So now I just clean her up and take her home.
Ethan Flores
I'd clean her up, but she had better suck me down good in the following days......... or never again that's what ah say.
Tyler Peterson
you need to find girlfriends that don't shit themselves brah
Jonathan Foster
ikr
Camden Harris
Happens when you get to drunk.
Jayden Harris
>tfw no girlfriend who shits herself
why even live?
Ian Cooper
That's not just 1 persons shit.
Especially not drunk shit. That stuff's way too solid. Other people have shit on her for sure.
Henry Hill
who produces that much shit?
John Hernandez
Get a room. Fags
Jeremiah Baker
how could anyone date a person that drinks so hard that they shit themselves?
Jason Adams
All the rest of her girlfriends pooped on her too. And they used used tampons as lipstick. And peed in her apple juice. Later, this older girl breastfed her cuz she was so distraught.
Hudson Myers
Can someone post an Andy Sixxx? That is a massive shit. Definitely creamy logs in there.
Christopher James
What's bad isn't that she got wasted and shit herself its how much shit came out. She was full of shit. That's a ton. Op no I wouldn't clean her up. I would take pics, get her up take her home let her clean herself up in the morning.
Jack Russell
you are an alpha loser
Nathan Cox
college girls drink until they can show off how drunk they are (but aren't) Then they hook up and drink more to blot out the loveless sex they're having. They never really drink that much but they drink enough to get sick. t. former Chad who drank to not blow his load immediately
Thomas Hernandez
This.
No man should have to date a girl that full of shit.
Look how much shit came from her asshole.
Colton Hernandez
If you look closely, you will see that her thong actually split the turd in twain like the blade of a samurai.
Jaxson Jackson
I'm more amazed at how much sand is blowing out of your vaginas.
Lincoln Diaz
That's beautiful user.
Caleb Martinez
cuck
Sebastian Kelly
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Leo Bell
I love to ass fuck girls but this chick would shit all over you. After she was done with you well you would be a nignog. It would be bad. So in the morning you need to shit, brush your teeth, shower. Well you going to be waiting a while that girl shits more at one time than most will for the week.
Carter Roberts
>assfucks girls >never encountered shit Nope.
Andrew King
Agreed
Julian Gomez
dump the bitch.... el oh el
Carter Hernandez
If I was alone with her, I'd pick up some shit, jerk off in the stall with it, clean her up, then take her home. No I don't ever have sex with a chic that's intoxicated. But I'll jerk off watching her.
Brandon Cox
>bathroom door bursts open as if a bomb went off on the other side >i enter and see my damsel in distress >M'LAAAADDYYYYYY i cry >take 3 swift steps and execute a perfect knee slide >these floors are no match for my wind-breaker pants >accidentally underestimate my own strength and slide into her rib cage >LearnToHarness.exe >immediately start shit removal, using my hand as a backhoe >finish cleaning her up and take her to my mom's apartment (mine's under renovation still) >try to lay her down on the couch >she wakes up and flips her lid >pepper spray is dispersed >she starts to beat the shit out of me >i'm knocked unconscious from continuous throat punches >wake up 3 hours later to find out that i shit myself >CircleOfLife.jpg >mom bursts through front door >M'BABY BOOOYYYYYY
William Cooper
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Nathan Roberts
That is one big pile of shit
Wyatt Hughes
no u
Jordan Howard
It always makes me smile so much when you see girls like that all dressed up slutty,being loud and acting like they are models at the beginning of the night. Then it turns to chaos.
Asher Watson
>You encourage that she goes out Why would I ever do this?
Kevin Adams
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Michael Morales
Uhh... how often does this happen?
Jose Garcia
are you really not seeing that other people shit on this poor lady?
Wyatt Sullivan
It's happened a few times.
Evan Foster
My first thought too, but i had a hard time imagining her 'friends' would line up just to take a shit on her
Easton Martin
I fucking died
Colton Harris
Unlikely friendo, multiple shits would encase a variety of colors and textures. This shit is all one tone and texture. Its either all hers or only 1 person took a shit on her
Isaiah Bell
I would document this with photos, then clean her up. When she is sober and aware again, I would show her the pictures, explain what I did, and let her know it won't happen this way again, because she would be dead to me from then on.
Ryder Gutierrez
That's a few minus one too may times. She's broken, you're a sadly desperate idiot.
Samuel Brooks
>shes broken
Come on guy, everybody passes out at a party and takes a collassal shit on themself at one point or another. Its a natural part of life
Brody Richardson
How is she broken? She likes to go out and party and have fun. Just a few times she's gotten too drunk.
Asher Bailey
I'd walk up to her, add my own meaty dump to the mound of shit, turn 360° and walk away.
Samuel Gomez
They're lucky she wasn't on her back, this way she can use her legs as a floor for the shit
Jace Ramirez
Yeah or diarrhea. Could you imagine if she passed out, and only mi utes later you find her with a Mount Vesuvius jet of shit water shooting 3 feet into the air
Juan Walker
>Just a few times she's gotten too drunk. There's your sign.
Owen Clark
Do you know what that picture tells me?
That is a LOT of poop. This tells me that this chick is one of those girls that has a weird poop phobia. She won't relieve herself in public places. She won't go poop when you go camping.(she'll hold on to it for days and make herself and everyone else miserable.)
That picture is her body going "fuck you bitch!" and letting it all go.
Ryan Morgan
This is how it would play out if I were OP
>"user, you need to get down here" >"Ashley shit herself...again" >'what do I look like, a fucking turd custodian? leave her there. Dont call me again.
Carson Wilson
Maybe she just has a massive colon and shits twice is big, but only every other day
Jackson Turner
why does this turn me on so much.
if i ran into her like this, i'd literally wipe the shit away from her asshole in one motion and shove my dick in there so fast
Grayson Foster
She gets one of those. Any more and you're obviously with someone who makes very poor choices. It's probably why she's with you in the first place.
Jordan Foster
You tried
Hunter Butler
Poorly at best
Camden Gomez
hilarious
t. feces-whisperer
Wyatt Richardson
I'd chow down on the all you can eat shit buffet
Parker Long
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Adrian Young
Clean her up and buy her diapers for the next 0time she shits herself. Of course fucking not break up with her imediatley
Jack Smith
i was a full blown bottle plus a day of vodka alcoholic for a year straight. never shit myself
Ayden Wilson
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Luis Jones
Your liver is probabaly 3x normal size
David Gomez
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Mason Taylor
I would clean her up and take her home
Aiden Gray
Feast
Parker Gomez
Sad life. Can't imagine the social rejection and self loathing that ensued
Justin Richardson
She probabaly does this at every party and it's just a running gag at this point.