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shall be having a wank tonight
thoughts?
ah mate, that sucks. the girl i like is just as shy and awkward as i am so i have my work cut out. hate doing all the work ngl.
getting into nazi girls lately lads
thailad has a cute bent voice and i want to bum him
should I go beefa in July
YEAH YEAH YEAH I'M STILL ABOUT
oh good. can i get my cds back please?
thanks lad wasnt gonna repost
>Ranting Raver: Slebs in Beefa. An analytical treatise on the comings and (most fortunate) goings of celebrities in Ibiza. By Spotlight August 19th, 2014. Peak season in Ibiza: what a time to be alive. The island is at its hottest, loudest and busiest, overrun with Scousers, Italians, cigarette butts and celebrities.
sounds awful
revolution 909 is the pinnacle of music
orientate your wank around black qts
literally me right now, this girl was asking me about past dates/ relationships of mine and let me know she hasn't seen anyone for a month
seems now she's ignoring me so my advice is to show your intentions or she'll get bored of you
griffith
my m8s at UQ have seen similar shit
Got Croatia with the lads booked for the end of June but don't think I want to go anymore
/brit/ is an anarchist general
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watching videos of the so called gf lads
caught a glannce of myself in the mirror this morning
grim sight
yeah course m8
case might be a little fucked, it was my brother i swear
RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY
they are stuck in a repeating time loop from 2007 and shall remain there for all eternity
Bit sad she didn't reply
> Griffith
absolutely runt tier
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm at sydney uni (chink central behind UNSW) and they usually clear out after hours
though I don't go to labs
ultimate taste tier desu
had strong sexual chemistry with a girl a year and a half ago but I ended up getting a gf with a qt I met on tinder
have had this gf for over a year but sometimes I think about the blonde girl I was talking to before I met my gf, and wonder if I picked the right girl
Stay away from our qts you mixed fucking yank.
Only one girl has ever flirted with me.
alri thailad
She was taking the piss
alri
nearly 22 lads and still a kissless virgin
losing hope lads
Yea sounds a bit creepy m8
flirting with danger
getting fat lads
the meds i'm on slow my metabolism and i'm eating constantly
>studying at qld tafe after hours
>bunch of girls and fags enter the computer lab and start talking loudly while i'm trying to do my work
9th May 1916: Irish revolutionary Tomás Ceannt is executed by the Brits for resisting colonial forces in the aftermath of the Easter Rising
Na, I have definitive proof she wasn't.
couldn't even count the number that have flirted with me, happens fairly often
iktf, she was a very cute paki girl
now I'm stuck begging for shags off of absolute drongos on tinder
might go 'pest again
had a good time there
*enjoys your company and is content to remain in your presence*
statistics show the younger you lose your virginity the more likely you'll be a colossal fuck up, but that's up to a point which is your early 20s then it scoops back down on the bell curve and the close you get to thirty without intimacy the further you get from ever actually experiencing it
spill some gos pal
F
*touches your penis*
Went to my local Easter Rising memorial and a Palestinian flag had been added overnight and was flying higher than the Irish flag. Starting to think they're actually trying to annoy Nationalists into hating muslims.
which tafe la
turtle ya here m8
alri thailad
gold coast
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really like rap that isn't all about drugs and sex like most of the (c)rap out there
*action posts something awfully gay*
quite enjoy these drawings rosie has on her twitter
my peak attractiveness was at 17, I'm pretty sure
went from an 8/10 to a 6/10 in the span of two years
sin city this satdee lad meet at 9
*orders a mess of scrambled eggs with a steaming hash browns but not too hot so as toburn the roof of the mouth but hardly lukewarm*
*something awfully gay*
alri
the plan:
dunno i'll make it up as i go along lol
How though? I'm in my peak rn and don't wanna lose it
its only because you looked more like a woman at 17 than you do at 19 so it only proves you might not be gay
>Thai hospital gives masks to women embarrassed about getting Pap smear
Became a fat cunt
why do they wear the mask?
We had a falling out and her mates started giving off to me because she stopped going out and showed me texts from her sister saying she'd been crying at least once.
>/brit/ meetup
shall not be falling for that trick
Why don't you just lose weight mate?
people cared who they were before they put on the mask
Think I hit peak attractiveness this year. Still nowt to show for it though.
>over 3 years ago
fuck sake time flies
I NEVER found a computer lads. Stupid fucking cunts at the library must not know i need to work. Was 2 seconds away from grabbing hold of some scrawny runt and throwing him off one
BREAKING: UN says nearly 250 people missing and feared dead after two shipwrecks in Mediterranean.
I had a strong jaw, hair looked great, glowing skin, photogenic all the time, good fashion sense, clean shaven
now I put on whatever, don't bother showering most days, hair is a mess, rarely put in contact lenses and just wear glasses now, get spotty more often, facial hair is all patchy, rarely get a full night's sleep, am stressed
>ywn have a beer with phimolad
meet me on caval boys we can charge love and elsewhere lads
I was an ugly runt from birth and suddenly became really handsome when hit 18, now all the girls i used to fancy in school hit on me when we run into each other. And being ugly helped me develop a charismatic personality
Good feel
was it a refugee boat
think I heard thailad crack a smile from here
tfw there's a guy at my tafe that unironically wears a fedora
which one of you was it
>Qantas chief Alan Joyce hit with pie in face
Ah yes, Australia.
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would choose You Spin Me Round if I ever did karaoke
cock in hand watching the latest shoe0nhead video
>fucking heck
deserved it
w-where did everyone go
im waiting at caval m8
doing a poo
up me own arse
Now I'm just sitting listening to Joe rogan lads thought I'd let you know
You do a poo
You take a shite
Really makes me fink
what is flirting and how do you identify it
always look on the bright side of life lads
cant tell whether her weird face is qt or off putting
still a /goodlass/ tho
piss up got cancelled lad
She laughs with you a lot
She touches you
You catch her looking at you when you're not looking at her
>watch tv show
>older man is giving a woman high and sincere praise
>get incredibly excited and hype
hmmm
i honestly have no idea but sometimes you just do it desu
oh ffs drove all the way from brisbane. i'll just stick to flying cock and laruche then
reading a though provoking thread on triv (/trv/)
you must be the only meme city /brit/man that isn't either suicidal or phimosis-ridden