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where did all the chavs go edition

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shall be having a wank tonight

thoughts?

ah mate, that sucks. the girl i like is just as shy and awkward as i am so i have my work cut out. hate doing all the work ngl.

getting into nazi girls lately lads

thailad has a cute bent voice and i want to bum him

should I go beefa in July

YEAH YEAH YEAH I'M STILL ABOUT

oh good. can i get my cds back please?

thanks lad wasnt gonna repost

>Ranting Raver: Slebs in Beefa. An analytical treatise on the comings and (most fortunate) goings of celebrities in Ibiza. By Spotlight August 19th, 2014. Peak season in Ibiza: what a time to be alive. The island is at its hottest, loudest and busiest, overrun with Scousers, Italians, cigarette butts and celebrities.

sounds awful

revolution 909 is the pinnacle of music

orientate your wank around black qts

literally me right now, this girl was asking me about past dates/ relationships of mine and let me know she hasn't seen anyone for a month

seems now she's ignoring me so my advice is to show your intentions or she'll get bored of you

griffith

my m8s at UQ have seen similar shit

Got Croatia with the lads booked for the end of June but don't think I want to go anymore

/brit/ is an anarchist general

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watching videos of the so called gf lads

caught a glannce of myself in the mirror this morning
grim sight

yeah course m8
case might be a little fucked, it was my brother i swear

RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY

they are stuck in a repeating time loop from 2007 and shall remain there for all eternity

Bit sad she didn't reply

> Griffith

absolutely runt tier

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm at sydney uni (chink central behind UNSW) and they usually clear out after hours

though I don't go to labs

ultimate taste tier desu

had strong sexual chemistry with a girl a year and a half ago but I ended up getting a gf with a qt I met on tinder

have had this gf for over a year but sometimes I think about the blonde girl I was talking to before I met my gf, and wonder if I picked the right girl

Stay away from our qts you mixed fucking yank.

Only one girl has ever flirted with me.

alri thailad

She was taking the piss

alri

nearly 22 lads and still a kissless virgin

losing hope lads

Yea sounds a bit creepy m8

flirting with danger

getting fat lads

the meds i'm on slow my metabolism and i'm eating constantly

>studying at qld tafe after hours
>bunch of girls and fags enter the computer lab and start talking loudly while i'm trying to do my work

9th May 1916: Irish revolutionary Tomás Ceannt is executed by the Brits for resisting colonial forces in the aftermath of the Easter Rising

Na, I have definitive proof she wasn't.

couldn't even count the number that have flirted with me, happens fairly often

iktf, she was a very cute paki girl

now I'm stuck begging for shags off of absolute drongos on tinder

might go 'pest again

had a good time there

*enjoys your company and is content to remain in your presence*

statistics show the younger you lose your virginity the more likely you'll be a colossal fuck up, but that's up to a point which is your early 20s then it scoops back down on the bell curve and the close you get to thirty without intimacy the further you get from ever actually experiencing it

spill some gos pal

F

*touches your penis*

Went to my local Easter Rising memorial and a Palestinian flag had been added overnight and was flying higher than the Irish flag. Starting to think they're actually trying to annoy Nationalists into hating muslims.

which tafe la

turtle ya here m8

alri thailad

gold coast

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really like rap that isn't all about drugs and sex like most of the (c)rap out there

*action posts something awfully gay*

quite enjoy these drawings rosie has on her twitter

my peak attractiveness was at 17, I'm pretty sure

went from an 8/10 to a 6/10 in the span of two years

sin city this satdee lad meet at 9

*orders a mess of scrambled eggs with a steaming hash browns but not too hot so as toburn the roof of the mouth but hardly lukewarm*

*something awfully gay*

alri

the plan:

dunno i'll make it up as i go along lol

How though? I'm in my peak rn and don't wanna lose it

its only because you looked more like a woman at 17 than you do at 19 so it only proves you might not be gay

>Thai hospital gives masks to women embarrassed about getting Pap smear

Became a fat cunt

why do they wear the mask?

We had a falling out and her mates started giving off to me because she stopped going out and showed me texts from her sister saying she'd been crying at least once.

>/brit/ meetup
shall not be falling for that trick

Why don't you just lose weight mate?

people cared who they were before they put on the mask

Think I hit peak attractiveness this year. Still nowt to show for it though.

>over 3 years ago

fuck sake time flies

I NEVER found a computer lads. Stupid fucking cunts at the library must not know i need to work. Was 2 seconds away from grabbing hold of some scrawny runt and throwing him off one

BREAKING: UN says nearly 250 people missing and feared dead after two shipwrecks in Mediterranean.

I had a strong jaw, hair looked great, glowing skin, photogenic all the time, good fashion sense, clean shaven

now I put on whatever, don't bother showering most days, hair is a mess, rarely put in contact lenses and just wear glasses now, get spotty more often, facial hair is all patchy, rarely get a full night's sleep, am stressed

>ywn have a beer with phimolad

meet me on caval boys we can charge love and elsewhere lads

I was an ugly runt from birth and suddenly became really handsome when hit 18, now all the girls i used to fancy in school hit on me when we run into each other. And being ugly helped me develop a charismatic personality

Good feel

was it a refugee boat

think I heard thailad crack a smile from here

tfw there's a guy at my tafe that unironically wears a fedora

which one of you was it

>Qantas chief Alan Joyce hit with pie in face
Ah yes, Australia.
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would choose You Spin Me Round if I ever did karaoke

cock in hand watching the latest shoe0nhead video

>fucking heck

deserved it

w-where did everyone go

im waiting at caval m8

doing a poo

up me own arse

Now I'm just sitting listening to Joe rogan lads thought I'd let you know

You do a poo
You take a shite

Really makes me fink

what is flirting and how do you identify it

always look on the bright side of life lads

cant tell whether her weird face is qt or off putting
still a /goodlass/ tho

piss up got cancelled lad

She laughs with you a lot
She touches you
You catch her looking at you when you're not looking at her

>watch tv show
>older man is giving a woman high and sincere praise
>get incredibly excited and hype

hmmm

i honestly have no idea but sometimes you just do it desu

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oh ffs drove all the way from brisbane. i'll just stick to flying cock and laruche then

reading a though provoking thread on triv (/trv/)

you must be the only meme city /brit/man that isn't either suicidal or phimosis-ridden