What do
If you could go back in time
Kill the first humans.
Kill LBJ
get a footjob from anne frank
Tell Hitler not to invade Russia.
stop nickelback forming
>What do
Invest a shit load of money, and come back to billions in assets, then buy the government I want.
Kill Jesus Christ to prevent 2,000 years of anti-semetism, sexism, and the rise of Islam, and to allow Rome to remain Rome.
Go back to 1994 buy aill the apple and Microsoft stock I could.
Simple minds, simple pleasures.
Go to the day that Israel was settled, kill all settlers
fuck ur mum
What are you goona do? Crucify him?
Do 9/11 my self.
you fucking monster
>the flag
>the post
No you doofus. Imma crucify a pregnant Mary :)
Hahaha so true, so true
but russia will invade europe anyway.
this
stop the early pioneer from enslaving the black and tell them to holocaust them all instead.
>buy an archipelago
>form a Sup Forumsony
>take in white refugees from Europe and the US
>become USA Mk2
>watch as WW3 breaks out
>shoot anyone who comes near
>become the new global power
>SJW remnants start bitching about how awful white people are since they're barred from entering the only remaining safe place on the face of the globe
WE
Stalin didn't want war with Hitler. He was terrified at the prospect. His main focus was on domestic industrial development, not territorial expansion. God knows they had enough land already.
See if JFK was shot by LHO.
Probably kill some Rothschilds.
Come back to Australia and genocide some abos.
>some abos
why doesn't anyone finish a job in this country
kill some crackas n sheiitt....
also, i'd probably go back and bully chris chan as a kid
nah, all they have was frozen wasteland (inb4 canada) with little to no food to be produce at all, which gives them an even greater reason to invade other countries.
Hug this man.
I would stop myself from going back in time.
Just to fuck with the paradoxes.
Ah fuck m80 I'll do it later, depending on your school of thought I may not be able to change the past anyway
Perhaps I AM the magic sky snake?
you're a magic faggot
Western Russia is an outstandingly rich land for agriculture. It rivals central Canada for productivity. Why would Stalin want to start a war with Hitler to get more land? I suppose of Stalin had the military means to pull it off he would have considered it, but in Stalin's eyes at the time, the Red Army was nothing compared to the Wehrmacht in terms of training, discipline or resources. It would have been a suicide mission. Stalin signed the German-Soviet Nonaggression Pact precisely to avoid war with Germany, and he was grateful to have had the chance to do so.