Femanon here. How do i catch guys masturbating...

Femanon here. How do i catch guys masturbating? I hear that guys masturbate practically anywhere at any time i want to catch and watch them in the act and maybe give them a handjob. I'm in college, clean changing rooms at a soccer club and i love running. I notice guys spend a lot of time on the toilet and coming out heavely breathing sometimes. I also walked in on a soccer team in the changing room which almost got me raped. The only succes i had was when jogging in the park late at night but they were fags jacking off in the park. Any tips? I'll show in return.

tits or gtfo

Gr8 b8 m8

I do enjoy pulling on my dick.its a me thing thou.if u caught me I'd probably knock you out and ass rape you.soooo ok

That's incorrect. I myself and my friends I've talked to usually only masturbate at home their rooms. I wouldn't do it anywhere else because it feels gross. If you really want to give some guy a handy then go look for the guy using a ThinkPad with an anime wallpaper. He'll gladly accept.

what the fuck is going on? is it a public toilet?

Open boob plz.

I think it's a suicide machine, like in Futurama.

>go look for the guy using a ThinkPad with an anime wallpaper.

ThinkPad user here, can confirm.

Though you'd hardly ever catch me outside.

>Uhh... open bob show vegana

>which almost got me raped

nice b8

ask a guy if you can give him a hand job

Walk up on any guy in a relatively secluded area.. grab him by the balls and ask if if he wants a free handjob.. i predict a 99% success rate

He's right. I would accept without even hesitating

Yeah that's what I found shocking too. I couldn't care less about some chick trying to use a urinal.

Had this happen to me. Can confirm, accepted immediately.

>Hey, Sup Forums! I'm a sexual deviant who likes to spy on people jerking off and I hope that I can molest a guy someday! LOL
>I went into the men's locker room and almost got raped XDDD
Sage.

This. As long as Femanon is not a hideous creature the changes are realistic. But don't cry about slut shaming afterwards, as the guys will brag about it.

This, even if your a pretty ugly girl you will still get like 80% success rate

wtf
Fucking Europe. Which degenerate countries have open air toilets like these?

Bring gloves for the squeamish boys such as

At minimum Germany and Netherlands. And these things are awesome on festivities inside cities. However, usually a least some form of cover is placed in front of it.

That is Netherlands.
In Germany there are no public toilets which are THAT open. Only the ones on the Oktoberfest can somewhat compete with that.

Hey girl. Why don't you go to a place that has glory holes? You go inside, guys stick their dick through then hole and then you can jerk them off, suck them or even fuck them if you want.

OK, time tos how as you promised.

If you post ass boobs and timestamp you will catch us all masturbating

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Exist in Europe in some places, they are designed for women, but some men use them too.

made me chuckle heartily! Thanks user for pointing out the truth in a quite funny manner!

Teeny Weeny detected

A glorious invention for festivals. Minimum requirements for pretty sanitary pisses and no stench.
We call it a piss egg - they're mostly egg shaped.

As an intact male I chose to remove my genitalia to masturbate more. I noticed that without the extra baggage it's become much easier to diddle in public places such as the library or even a coffee shop. No one seems to mind since I'm now almost considered a women.

>I want to intrude on someone wanking off so I can join in on the fun
Thats like hella creepy. Cant you just be slutty like a normal person and inappropriately grab their junk.

what a bunch of fucking animals. Dutch and germans really are sick

Europeans are fucked

As the other anons said, if you want to give a handjob that badly just offer and they'll accept. That happened to me once, didn't hesitate a second.

I still don't understand why fags keep bumping b8 threads

>ROLL

OP here, fap gifs or pics in public places?

tits or gtfo

No stench.. You're retarded aren't you

it's easy sis, just find a boy and kick him in the balls super hard and take him down, strip his clothes off and go to town

i'm serious about the ball busting thing--that can force a male to get hard. idk how it works but it like confuses the body and more blood flows to the area and his dick will get erect

then just lube it up and shove it in your twat

but be warned, this is 2017 the age of equality--if you kick a boy where it hurts it's only a matter of time b4 it happens to you too (and it hurts you gals the same as us)

Happy raping, femanon! #Equality #ImAutisticAF

Why not just ask someone?
Guys are pretty horny all the time? If it's a fetish to catch a guy then you're gonna have to be lucky I guess. Speaking from experience guys are pretty crafty with stealth fapping. I'm 31 and never been caught.

What is this picture and why is Europe such a shithole

So what's the alternatives? These cabin toilets typically stink like tons of shit and get wrecked super fast. They also take up more room and since most people on festivals drink tons of beer and therefore have to piss pretty much constantly piss eggs present a much better option. Some have as much as 6 slots in the room of like two cabin toilets. No waiting in line to enter the third layer of hell just for a simple piss.

guys usually have rituals when it comes to masturbation... contrary to what you heard, most guys dont beat off everywhere they go lol... but im sure most would be open to you spontaneously wanting to give them a handjob... what im trying to say is that it'd be much easier for you to find a guy willing to let you jack him off than it would be to catch a guy in the act

I'm not the guy you are talking to, but I would be okay with the European thing if it weren't in the middle of the fucking sidewalk. That is very abnormal for American culture to see people legally pissing in front of you. But if there were walls blocking off the bathroom area or pay put them near some trees or some shit, then I see the use.

No sane person above the age of 14 jacks off in the toilet. It's just a huge fucking turn off.

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if you ask politely im sure somebody will let you jerk them off in public, dont give up on your dreams.

You don't need to catch them you fucking sperg, they are men, just walk up to them and ask them to masturbate for you, throw in an offer of a potential handy, you already have %98 of the male population as your plaything.

You are welcome, post pics of your exploits.

Now tits or GTFO. Anus too please.

Guys jerk off at urinals in public toilets. I can go in there, you however can't.

its ok dude girls are allowed to do stuff like that

Uh wtf are you talking about nigga. I always fap in the toilet--it's literally the best option. No mess, just flush away the shame. Get to sit down the whole time and use my mind for porn or bring my phone.

Of course, I'm talking about my own toilet at home. I would never do that shit in public.

Also you guys are fucking dumb. 80%+ success rate and shit? Dude if some random female grabbed my junk I would knee her so hard in the cunt. I would only let someone I like and trust touch my tiny wiener

Y'all are just trolling. If some chick tried that shit on you you'd get scared or some shit. Males aren't like how they're portrayed in the movies and shit dude, we're just like females we prefer someone we actually know and trust

buuuut just like some females there are some bad eggs that have mental imbalances and would fuck anything so whatever

>I am a NEET, I speak for the Sup Forumss

i live alone in my own house with my own computer, car and penis and i will jack said penis however i want

get lade loser

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This thread

keep talking that shit and i'll dick up you're mom real good homie

goddaamm.
i could not disacree more!
i would like a kind of world where sex is more open thing and you could jost openly go to any girl and start fuking just like you would start to dance at a club. hell. animals fuck each other all day everywhere. why cant humans?? in my country before crishtianity ruined it they used to celebrate fertility by drinking and fuking. bot noo says crishtians natural whis to fuck is baad noo dont do it noo. just fuken jewish probaganda to stop us from breeding. thank fuck i got that out of my chest.

real life isn't like the sims, nigga--people have standards and you know, STDs are a thing we have to worry about

you can't just go around banging everyone or get banged by everyone

you're are dumb

un like you nigaaa i wear condom coz i am wize eouropean i know i know badass people think its lame but the truth is i get to fug more than you lol

I r8 8/8

>I hear that guys masturbate practically anywhere at any time.

can confirm i have a friend who can masturbate while walking

I think this one is from Amsterdam. But yeah, public toilet is a thing in some parts of europe.

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so ur obviously a troll but u seem pretty confident

what's the real purpose of this topic? u tryna get dicked down like i did you're mom?

let's do it bro. r u hot?

competent* not confident

gosh damn i'm tired

I just looked up piss eggs and it was something about Chinese people boiling eggs with male virgin piss
Humanity ist fucked

They are not designed for women you dense fuck.

These are normally there when there is influx of people or during drinking times.

Most of them come out of the ground during the evening/night time when people go out drinking

you are also the devil

???

I'm german and i know of at least 3 festivals here that use these

you can taste the virginity....

Also it's just China that's fucked up. They still believe in ancient Chinese medicine, despite the fact that they now build the tech for us that we use to tell them it's bullshit.

They own a fucking propaganda country, but can't even tell their people that cooking with human waste is not a good idea.

>No stench.. You're retarded aren't you

relative to the rest of paris/france/europe

>I notice guys spend a lot of time on the toilet and coming out heavely breathing sometimes.
ahahaha no you dont

>That is very abnormal for American culture to see people legally pissing in front of you.

No legal pissing in the land of the free?

>Europe is so cucked they piss and shit in the open like India
They'll have designated shit streets soon.

Not in public. It's considered indecent exposure because faggots would be flailing their dicks everywhere.

what happens if you're taking a leak when it goes into the ground for the night?

>piss
>and shit
no, just piss. and your "joke" is shit

exactly what i am talking about why is all sex related things so shamed?

Kinda like Africa

In some of the hard drinking parts of Urop these things raise outta the ground when the bars get going and disappear during the day

>Someone is joking

>doesnt know what citation marks mean

>never done the 'fake arm'
Tuck your jacket sleeve into your pocket and then you have a free arm with which to masturbate while you walk somewhere.

You poor, sweet innocent

Never masturbated in public....
I don't think normal guys masturbate in public....

>implying 'normal guys' inhabit /b

>Apparently doesn't know what English is

China is a biiiiig country though. It's bound to have some weird shit on a probably really local scale.
For instance the "cook the dog the most painful way possible" is a thing of one town, yet all 1 billion chinks get bad credit for it.

I've had random sexual encounters with girls in clubs; blojobs on the dance floor etc.
You just haven't lived

you must not have evolved from bonobos like we did

>public toilet is a thing in some parts of europe

lolwut. i'm pretty sure public toilets is more of a world thing.

Nobody wants aids from gay dickwavers

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Come to my house about 9pm any night of the week

find an actual dating/swinger forum and try to set up dates with some young guys with good reviews. you'll just have to endure the sea of naked horny granddads.

Ew