ITT: meme signings

>ITT: meme signings

Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop
Chief Keef ain't bout this, Chief Keef ain't bout that
My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them
He, he they say that nigga don't be putting in no work
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y'all niggas ain't know shit
All ya motherfuckers talk about
Chief Keef ain't no hitta Chief Keef ain't this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Ya'll don't live with that nigga
Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet
Shootin' at the police and shit
Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don't know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Them niggas savages out there
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I'm fucking beating they ass! I'm not fucking playing no more You know those niggas roll with Lil' Reese and them

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>18 years old
>want him to excel tactically in his first season at Bayern
that's not how it works, m8. the boy needs to learn. he's at the right club, with the right manager

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with his price tag people were expecting him to be at least a decent rotation option for Vidal
right now he is useless for Bayern

>65 million euros

dont post here anymore

Never understood the hype. He's always looked clumsy. Like he lacks really lacking in technical skill.

behold

but he is fucking 18
i mean, if vidal were tuga he would problaby be a squad player at ave maritima with 18

GREAT, maybe they'll send him back on loan ;)

>sell Suarez
>replace with Rickie Lambert

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le freekick man

>I take price tags seriously
in what planet do you live in?
He's a kid. His potential is obvious. Stop acting like a bitch

>he's at the right club

You better be joking.

>18 years old
>want him to excel tactically in his first season at Bayern

Dembele, Pulisic, Weigl and Mor are doing just fine.

>attacking players
>need tactical domain of the game
just stay in Austria, m8

user I'm really tempted to post le stats now, but Pjanic has been quite shitty for like a month so I won't defend him this time

Learn to read poorest country in the EU.

>Weigl

Also are you unironically implying that attackers dont have to tactically learn/excel to their new system?

no lie i hate this man and if ever saw him in the street i would dropkick him

I'm implying you shouldn't leave your 4th tier footballing """""""country"""""""

>21 = 18
No. Go back to the desert, please. At least true austrians have basic math skills

>His potential is obvious
Kimmich has shown more promise in the same position
and he is made to play right back at Bayern

>a month

>hurr durr Weigl started at age 18 at BVB

Use your brain please.

Kimich is older and a very different player
>and he is made to play right back at Bayern
see? you understand he's tactially adept. That's not what Sanches is valued for. His distinctive characteristics are strenght, power, pace and ability to transition. Also good creative player. What he's not good at is at patience possession game, which is the current Bayern. I'm sure he's learning, as he's a kid

>Sanches should possess the same qualities as Weigl because I say so.
you'll never understand this game. Stay in Austria and try to get a decent education (in something else) or go back to Iraq

>His distinctive characteristics are strenght, power, pace
this is why i have doubts about his future
i don't mean the "he's really 30 lmao"
but he has the physique to play at Bayern right now and still can't be more than a fringe player
he only managed to play 399 minutes in this Bundesliga season
>I'm sure he's learning
wrong club to do that imo

>my club buys youngsters but it shouldn't
they have a different policy than you think they should. I guess all you can do is scream into the void of the internet. Sorry about that.

He turned 18 two years ago but he's still 18, nice math.

He's just another pacy nigger, just like the ones popping in England every year - and he's probably going to have the same fate.

>Sanches should possess the same qualities as Weigl because I say so.

That entire point of this thread m8. Sanches is shit compared to a literal nobody like Weigl.

pacey nig play as winger though

>I don't understand English

Bayern have mostly bought flops in the last years desu, Sanches, Götze, Benatia, Douglas Costa etc.

This was uncalled for.

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>Douglas Costa
>flop


....wut ?

still can't get past 50 year old ribery and lcim, same with coman, also he's crying all the time about it.

>€80m

Young chop on the beat

>A dabbing Leroy Fer

Meme signing + dead career