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still haven't left my room yet

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i haven't left my bedroom in ~5 years

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>never been in a fight in me life and dont intend to start now

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anime

>getting into fights

surest sign of a povvo runt

karen

Every male should be in at least one fight in his life. Changes your entire state of mind for life

>Every male should be in at least one fight in his life. Changes your entire state of mind for life

>closing your eyes and wildly trying to slap another man changes your state of mind for life
hmm

> Changes your entire state of mind for life

yeah, traumatic brain damage WILL change your entire state of mind for life.

do you really think this

t. Never been in a fight
You don't get brain damage you sheltered cunt

Me dear, gay dear, no dear!

> Every male should be in at least one fight in his life. Changes your entire state of mind for life

You should win one, lose one. Ideally repeat until you feel confident and won't back down if it comes to it.

im such a sadcunt dunno if its even worth it to keep living

violence is the tool of the ignorant

its not

one day you might not have a choice, lecture the bloke slapping you around like a muppet, I'm sure he'll see the folly of his ways.

Yeah, helps you grow up. Plus how is your gf/wife gonna feel safe with you if you've never been in a confrontation and don't know how to throw a punch. Men are supposed to know this

wish the nonce would leave

>this is a balanced meal in Australia

Sad!

Cuck Jones getting arse blasted on BBC2

why is this thread dead

is britannia dead2?

>punch a bloke
>head hits the ground
>dies
>man slaughter charge
nah i'm alright thanks

Hello Junker

how do you go about getting in a confrontation exactly
ive been in fights at school but cant think of when the situation would arise in england after the age of 18 unless youre a violent drunk or literal chav
do you just wait for someone to start on you

don't care what they want me to say, its still a king hit not a coward punch

Someone will start you yeah, or someone will do something that you're forced to intervene

just go out and eventually you'll get into one.

the last fight i was in was an absolute meme

>Australians eat is every single day

Sad!

*teleports behind you*

where is the toast

>leaving the house

Hate blacks. Hate gooks. Hate nips. Hate Vietnam fucking shits. Not Mark Wahlberg, just don't like them simple as. Love pints.

Rosebud.

the person telling you that "fighting changes your state of mind" is actually a 15 year old who got sent home from school for fighting and is still recovering from the adrenaline

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can you retire?

I remember lads in school used to organise fights all the time because of some disrespect they received. Imagine not living in a country where men are men

Hmmmmmmmm

motherlode

i didn't even debut

phimolad can you grow a decent beard?

hmm might have to act more flamboyant next time i go out, see if i can goad a maori into duelling

If you've ever been in a fight you'd know that you immediately size up every single male you see, every second of the day

on a bit of a self-destructive streak lately lads haha

binge drinking/drugging/smoking every night and I keep getting into confrontations with niggers when I go out

>flamboyant

ill fight you right now cunt

no all i can grow is sparse curly sideburns

4422

v. tsundere

yes mate and you practice punching the wall too

Nah that's just autistic

Bangkok?

usually some paki shoulders me or swears and my anger issues end up getting me into a fight

and then I invariably get the shit kicked out of me because I'm a 5'10 skinny pussyhole haha

mate if i acted flamboyant normally dyou think id never have been in a fight
thought /brit/ liked lowkey poofs

tuesday night NEET kickbacks

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Phew ketamine still

No wanking or porn in over 3 weeks now. Don't miss it t b h

>Oi user, I heard Steve Thompson in year 10 wants to fight you at lunch - he said if you don't show up you're a pussy!

>Phew ketamine

Phuket

>fighting boys in different years to you
Waa frowned upon in my school

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dads on a mad one

fuck it

if you scrapped someone's brother and won you could expect retaliation in some form

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That's a new one on me, Buddhist holiday tomorrow lad so expect people not to be at work etc. Also you're getting awfully close to the next full moon, you may as well go check it out now.

Why? If it was a fair fight, you were both the same age and he agreed to fight you, only gypsies would send their brothers after you

Bruce's wet dream

didn't know turtlemong could sing haha

Any other trans women here?

did you get your doughnuts and special k today

I've only been in one fight on a Cityrail train many years ago at High school.
The kid had me up against the train door by my throat lads. I wore glasses so I was vulnerable.

the ol' 'cide

Did you atleast get a punch in?

don't ask me mate just the rules of nature

When is it

11th

>belted some kid two years below for calling me casper (have pale skin)
>he walks over to his older brother on the same playground and tells him
>him and his brother stare at me for the rest of lunch and don't do anything

one of the only times I stood up for myself. worked out quite well

knocked a chicken nugget out of a mate's hand once and he swiftly popped me on the chin
closest thing ive had to a fight

>Sinead O'Connor wants to donate 30 YEARS of clothing that no longer fit to Irish transvestites after putting on weight

Where is it

no mate i stayed up till 8am and slept all day again
tomorrow for sure or im getting a chair leg stuffed up my botty

Don't understand that at all. If you lost you lost, if you send people after someone who beat you'll just lose everyone's respect. No one cares if you lose as long is you shake hands and walk away

would you?

>all this anglo fighting
2bh fights were punished severely at my high school (you'd get in trouble even if it were outside). You'd get criminally charged most the time, though I didn't really care about this. It was only ever to stick something to the regular trouble making spics and nogs.

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here's one for the lovers

cor imagine the back protection

koh phangan

Yes, I got him across the face. Very confronting situation tb h
Got called to the principles office also.

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they never fool anyone

>be american
>get arrested for fighting at school
>get shot for fighting in public

I'm Irish
foy

Thanks

I'll watch some youtube vids of them and see if they take me fancy but i don't fink they will

normie techno being played far too loud, ewww no thx

>be in year 9
>take the piss out of some year 8 lad who's giving it
>he wants to fight me
>absolute weights him
>his 10 mates come out the woodwork and batter me