REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Suck me off


plz

Help

gf please

Worth a shot.

Oh boy

Hi need gf. Fml I watch degenerate porn and I hate myself.

great

Pls gf

Dont really want a gf, just someone to fuck

pls

here we go!

Gf would be nice :)

pls not fat

Can't wait for tomorrow

The only "reply to this thread and/or" that worth a try

Lol

Yes ooks

Any more on this bitch?

Finally!

maek it appetn

Il replay if I can get RID of my gf by tmrw

Sorry I'm gay

lily be the one!

Ew, I don't want a mentally ill gf

Like...for real?

Might as well

Still waiting from my last thread.

Nice

Already have a girlfriend, but why do that bitch got bacon on her nose?

Ok

I’ve tried everything. Why not? Let me have a girlfriend who’s obsessed with me

Gf Plz

Hmm...

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maybe she's from another continent

...

Worth a shot at this point.

finally

i dont belive it

Is trap also considered as a gf?

I'm a chad irl, work out 5 days a week while working 2 jobs, have had a lot of opportunities but always throw them away because I feel nothing for anybody.

I hope this thread fixes me. I want to be be normal.

ur kinda insecure about ur dick don't lie

Ok...

fuck it

Pls

Please

Ok

no

letsa go

Not really, I am 6.5" by 5" I don't consider it very big, but i'm comfortable with my size. I literally just don't feel anything for anybody, and have only felt love for one person. I can have sex but it boils down to pointless sex and I never want to see them again.

Fuck it, worth a shot.

I want to be loved

...

What happened with her nose?

kek

pls

...

Pls

who knows what the tide will bring

what's the worst thing that can happen?

Girl in OP's post look kinda qt, would love to hit her

ok

Fuck it why not, its either this or cutting my fucking nuts off

I'll settle for literally anybody that's a human female. Even Honey-boo-boo's mom is looking alright now. God I fucking hate the loneliness. I lift, I socialize, and its not even enough to so much as get a wink from a woman.

Somebody, any woman, please either kill me or date me.

but i don't want one

Eh. No harm no foul. Why not lol.

Well then ur not doing long enough shifts or working in a shitty enough environment faggot.
Waking up with the pussy is a good enough reward

No way I have the exact same measurements!

This cant be that easy, can it?

K

THIS IS NICE

oh boy I cant wait

PLS

lmao

alright then

nothin against that

just gonna reply and hope i get a gf by just waiting in my room

no i wont

why do i keep believeing these lies

... fuck u

gib me

Fake, and these dubs will prove it

everyone i nthis thread is trolling right

>sage
>already have a gf, not like it gives my life anymore meaning that it already doesn't have,

lets see

Fake, and these dubs will prove it.

Fake. Us Sup Forums are used to the lonely state.
>tear drops

Probably not happening but I'll shoot

Fuck buddy plz

Fuck yeah m8

Gib qt jap gf tbh

I'm too fat and ugly :(

I'm a personal trainer by day and a delivery driver by night, I work enough long hours to maintain financial stability. I'm with females day in and day out, and yet to find one that I really want to settle down with is what I mean. I've just not found that person

finally

>I know a few words posted on an online forum wont give me a qt3.14 gf but i still try.
>I deeply wonder why.
>Is my life so shitty that i come to Sup Forums Sup Forums to see some tiddy.
>i pray to kek to get a girl
>gf fo tree fiddy

Why is the girl in these threads always beaten to shit?

gimme

this never works

check

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