Redpill me Sup Forums on how to get a gf

Redpill me Sup Forums on how to get a gf

if you have to ask Sup Forums you've already failed

If you're not ugly you'll get a gf if you're an asshole to them.

this, women want what they cant have just be a massive prick and you will basically swim in pussy. Its absolutely retarded but its so very very true

>Source: Chad brother

I'm obese.

>what now.exe

I remember my cousin sending this when I was asking for advice in girl matters

If it doesn't happen naturally then it'll probably end up in shit. So don't try too hard. Sure if you have interest, act on it. But don't chase too hard I guess. Let shit happen on its own.
Weird advice but that's what I learned from my experience.

gotcha bro

workout

Each girl I said that I think they are cute and I'm interested in them said they have a boyfriend... ffs

How's your sense of humor? As long as you're funny and kind it doesn't really matter how you look. Making a girl laugh is the best way, they want someone who makes them happy. Unless the girl you want to date is slutty or a cunt, then unless you're a 6'3 ripped douche good luck

I'm obese too, but I have a gf and a harem of secret fuckbuddies. All because I'm a dick to most women.

Considering he's on Sup Forums I doubt that

>be a dick to woman
And how does that fucking work at all when girl will yell at you.

eat a chikin
卍卍卍卍

It's b8 boi

Try this method out man.
>shower and shave
>haircut time
>get out of the house
>take mom out for a meal
>go to a bar and order a drink
> walk around with drink until you spot qt
> hold spaghetti and introduce yourself
>show slight interest in what they have to say ("uh huh." "cool!" "sweet!")
>talk about things you like (not vidya)
>offer qt a drink (you're buying)
>order 2 of whatever she wants (one for you and one for her)
>cheers
>talk to her for a bit then swoop in for the digits
>????
>profit

No idea what are you saying here my man.

I'm saying get out of the house and go be social. You'll find someone.

Wow what faggy advice
girls are hypocrites , they just SAY they want funny guys but go after Chads with lubricated pussies always.
Funny guys get friendzone

yeye

Social Anxiety, nice try though.

Drink bleach

I'm outa here guys . good luck

Don't leave me alone here

>try to be funny (not in a cringe way)
>don't talk about vidya with the girl if she's not interested
>listen to what she has to say
>don't let the spaghetti fall out
>don't be a douche, even tho some women like it, not all of them will
>don't whine about your shitty life, try to tell some good stuff that happened to you, she won't care at all, she will be annoyed.

I'm surprised but these things worked out for me. Also try to work out your social anxiety by talking with random strangers on omegle or something, if you don't want to go out like a normie.

she won't care about bad things happening in your life, i forgot to mention, but she will care if you won a diploma or something, just try to make her happy.

I just try to get off of Sup Forums . at least off of Sup Forums

You neckbeards make this shit more complicated then it needs to be. You don't need to workout all the time and eat like a track runner, literally all you need to do is talk to people. It's that fucking simple, but you all try and make a science out of it, breaking down each part.

>be confident
>if people don't like you then fuck em
>talk to people and socialize
>be happy