Rate my shit faggots

Rate my shit faggots

I just made this little cake for you

also post your shit

You literally shit a brick.

...

Idk man but that shape of shit doesn't look healthy

9/10 would eat it

This happened around 2-3 oclock, and I didn't have a shit all the day.
Also I had a half diarrhea. I always end up like this if I eat lots of grapes.

That's a fucking meatball.

What a waste of good food

> if I eat lots of grapes.
Grapes are fucking disgusting dude

Your toilet is backwards? Why the fuck is it made in such a way that your shit doesn't go in the water?

>implying

Are you sure it's your shit, not your brain?

I've been thinking about this too, explain OP

grapes are fucking god tier to eat, especially when they are big as fuck

This is a eastern european toilet from the 90s. It is at our vineyard house.

No, it is your moms fetus

They had one of these when I was intertailing in Budapest. Think it's a European thing.

I was really hungover one morning and took a rotten shit it wouldn't even flush down because it was stuck. Just slid a little. Fucking stupid idea for a toilet

Fucking fecal-obsessed Germans.

>germany
>eastern europe

american education I guess

Most definitely

> toilets from the 90s
Fucking change your toilet

Why the fuck would you change a toilet which you use 10 times in a year

> 10 times a year
Bitch what the fuck

damn nigger how gaped is your asshole

>10 times in a year
Less than once a month?
Seriously?

I told you this toilet is at my vineyard house. It is used only during harvesting.

Oh, well that explains everything

Don't worry, you're not alone, I use mine 9 times a year.
(Sup Forums told me to eat water)

Hope your dick hasn't touched your shit, it looks like it would in that spot

It actually won't but since this is Sup Forums which means your dick size is 4x then it would