Work hard and your dream will be rewarded

>work hard and your dream will be rewarded
>be nice to people, and they'll be nice to you
>you're not a freak, you just have a 'different mind' to others

Religion
Santa

>nice girls aren't freaky

Marriage.

>someday you'll find a nice girl who likes you user

>round earth

>Girls have penises

Oh wait that's true in 2017

Well, we got those ones out of the way early

>someday you will be big and strong and kids wont pick on you anymore
>get a job with some money, and then girls will finally want you
>I love you

It's going to happen! I swear...

this is actually true, their are plenty of nice girls who want you. but they all look like this.

>Touching insulation without gloves will cause you to always be itchy no matter how much you scratch
I swear, some shit my parents would tell me to get me to avoid shit...

Democracy

I'm not a hypocrite. I'm no channing chucking tatum, I'll take a potato that loves me for being a potato as well.

found the american.

even if their fat, black, missing their teeth and hits you like their mama said was ok?

my dad told me the cooling towers of power plants are cloud factories.
totaly believed that shit.

Fat black missing teeth fuck it, whatever. But not abusive.

I mean they basically are m8.......

they are

...

got em

I beleived that I would be an astronaut. And guess fucking what? Gays can't go to space in fear of destroying Uranus

you're right, they kind of are. but it's not their main purpose to make fucking clouds. and that was what i believed.

>breakfast is the most important meal of the day
>If you masturbate you will go blind
>If you masturbate you will go to hell
>drinking lots of milk will make you big and strong

>Gays can't go to space in fear of destroying Uranus

parental love