It's my fucking birthday bitches! Dubs decide what I do today

It's my fucking birthday bitches! Dubs decide what I do today

Take 5 tabs of acid

make your family disappointed

Get off the fucking internet and socialize.

death by autoerotic asphyxiation.

stop lying about your birthday

How about this is the day you stop calling other people bitches and call yourself one, and make your life better

Bitch

call your mom and tell her you love her

Make a birthday party at McD and invite Sup Forumstards to come over

reroll

shit your pants while screaming MOMMY MOMMY I WANT MY TENDIES I'M A GOOD BOY I WANT YUMMY TENDIES

Roll

post pic with timestamp of you eating something

Most tame response is winrar

this

mfw

rolling

eat some of your birthday cake and have a good time

Op had better at least deliver this

Cry.

eat yer own shit

I'm not uploading a picture of myself on Sup Forums. I know what kind of shit you fuckers can do

nobody's going to do jack shit now post you faggot

>Op doesn't deliver
What a surprise

Do it faggot

Rape A Shoe.

Reroll

Rerolllllerino

Sticking your phallic member in an ice cold bottle of deer park

I rolelex

Reroll

Rape a teddy bear in the eye with cumshot

Eat uncooked ravioli

Reroll

Go swallow your own cum in a glass

rawlin'

Buy a pizza and a soda :^)

Start a dub thread on Sup Forums.

Fuck a jar of mayonnaise.

Listen to Tunak Tunak Tun for 2 hours straight live streaming it.

R o l l

Reroll for this gem

Reroll

watch rick and morty with your family :^)

Rerollica

Give me 6 dollars on paypal

Reeeeroll

Reroll

rayroll

shove nearest obect up your ass

Rayrolll

Play Digimon Heroes on your phone

Rolee

Enjoy an ice cold Spriteā„¢ on live stream

ROLYLYLYLY

Reeerol

reroll

Shoot up your local starbucks

Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and saviour. And live a pure life off Sup Forums, and studying the KJV Bible

Roll dat shit up

Rerol

roll

Winrar

RoleRe

Winner winner chicken dinner

Rerolle

Final roll burst mode

donezo

WINRAR.EXE

Numer 9

OP is a faggot do it pusc

rolleribo

rollll

Ok you did it. HEY OP

Lynch a negro

if dubs Op must do this and the Starbucks one gets cancelled

Reerol

Roll

fuck a cake

Again

Fuck a can of anything on livestream

Rollerino peperino

Winrar

OHHHHH

We've had like 6 dubs and OP still hadnt done any. Suprising.

HEY OP WHERE'S THE CAKE?!

Winrar, OPs shootout is cancelled. Long Christian Life incoming. God bless you OP

Well OP is a faggotio

rollerino

I am now a devout christian thanks to Sup Forums.

Burn your computer

>Cum onto a cake
>Cut off the slice with the must cum on it
>Smear it in so it's not noticeable
>Give it to a family member/friend
>Watch and encourage them to eat it
>Then when they're finished tell them about the cum
>Watch (or even better, record) their reaction
>If video, upload video to Sup Forums
>If you have no one to give the slice to you must eat it yourself.

Roll

This kind of degenerate fucking request can only come from Sup Forums... anyhow, roll.

Cry in a corner because all september people (me too) are accident from previous december were our parents fucked and forgot to wear a cape ... Yeayh soundsss funsss anymore ?

Rolli

kys

Fuck it