NE:Blockbuster: Brandin Cooks lands in Foxboro GB:Report: Martellus Bennett lands with Packers BAL:Dennis Pitta reworks deal to stay with Ravens MIA:'Fins take flier on Raiders bust Nate Allen IND:Colts land top edge rusher left Jabaal Sheard FA:Cordarrelle visits Redskins, Raiders up next MIN:Vikings bolster offensive line with Remmers DEN:Broncos poach Menelik Watson from Oakland WAS:Pryor inks one-year, $6M deal with Redskins FA:Bills move on from veteran S Corey Graham NE:Open For Business: Pats trade for Kony Ealy CHI:Bears confirm Glennon is starting quarterback
Xth for the most embarrassing game of hard ball this offseason
Levi Barnes
Reminder Jacoby Brissett is the best QB in the NFL.
Liam Cruz
1st for Toxins and Toxins getting Romo and Romo somehow breaking his everything in OTAs
Christopher Ortiz
Any Toxins fans wanna argue with me about why they shouldn't take Cutler (no Romo is better is know he is)
David Allen
so ryan pace gets fired this year right?
Jayden Morales
Cowboys fan here, nothing I love more than meaty cock in my butt hole
Jackson Campbell
The Toxins should take cutler if Romo is expensive.
He's actually smart enough to run BOB's faggot ass offense.
Isaiah Russell
Well guys I think that's a new record...
>New England wins the Super Bowl just 2 days into the free agency period
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Aiden Harris
F
Landon Gutierrez
DUDE DEPTH
Benjamin Richardson
>team that beat you tripled their power level >you resigned your backup qb
Angel Evans
I am also a Cowboys fan and this is the truth, but large penises in my mouth are also quite good.
Hudson Russell
What are the worst fans in the NFL?
Ryder Harris
Falcons fans
Brody James
Eagles
Adrian Lee
Pats fans
I'd say falcons, but niggers dont use Sup Forums
Alexander Jackson
Nick foles.
Dominic Moore
Anyone who disagrees with me.
Carter Mitchell
AFC: Pats NFC: Cowboys undeniable fact
Hudson Young
Garapolo for the first overall Butler for the Saints 11th
Would anyone be surprised?
Jose Edwards
NFCS as a whole
Every motherfucking season one of their cancerous fanbases explodes onto Sup Forums when their team gets good.
Elijah Wood
Cowboy """fans""" and it's not even close
Ethan Edwards
The problem with Cutler is he doesn't fucking care about shit. That or he has a permanent buttplug in his asshole that causes him constant discomfort.
Jaxson Garcia
>Those schools
He cant run BOB's Ivy league offense lmao
Adrian Sullivan
Haha is his agent his cousin ray ray?
Colton Mitchell
is it the bucs turn next to meme themselves into an owl?
Ayden Nguyen
Go to bed Mr Jones.
Kayden Morris
I genuinely challenge you to find a Cowboys fan in person who you don't want to punch in the face. Especially when a lot of them only like them because they want to be special snowflakes and not root for their hometown team like everyone else
Andrew Mitchell
Dude Vanderbilt lmao
Come on, he's BOB's only hope. The offense is so complicated only Fitzpatrick and Brady can run it....
HE IS THE ONLY FUCKING HOPE
A New Hope
Anthony Butler
Why weren't they active on D line? Or o line for that matter? Makes no sense.
Isaac Bailey
Either philly fans, or the lmaooo poster/tiki
Zachary Miller
"But I had that catch remember? I can get 10 mil EASY somewhere else"
Jace Reed
>mfw cowboys signed nolan carroll alshon jeffrey and torrey smith are going to embarrass that defense What the odds iggles sweep both games?
Jason Cox
The 3rd law of Sup Forums state that the quality of fans is inversely correlated with the quality of the team.
Best fans: Browns Worst fans: Patriots
The only notable exception to this rule are the Cowboys in which case both the team and the fanbase is shit.
Bentley Wood
Still don't get why we would trade butler. He's young, talented, and reliable. He's home grown. Why would we dump him for a pick? It makes no sense.
Pay the man along with hightower and roll out the best offense and defense in the league next year
AFCE: Pats AFCS: Colts AFCN: Steelers AFCW: Raiders
Oliver Flores
this
Evan Hughes
This
Tyler Sanchez
Probably
Ryan Fisher
If the Dolphins traded for cooks, dwayne allen, and signed Gilmore
would you be mocking them or saying they won the offseason
be honest
Owen Cruz
I have a female cousin that is a Cowboys fan because the rest of the family isn't and I want to put her through a fucking wall when she talks about football. She has a pink Romo jersey and everything. It makes it even worse that we've had sex and I love her otherwise.
Jaxson Taylor
This.
Brayden Scott
They just dont. Probably pick up a literal who cb/ilb. But any Steeler fan who expects big FA signings is a newfag.
Asher Green
lol I'm a packer fan and even I know the NFCN is wrong senpai
Joshua Flores
THIS
Nolan Torres
all of them
Robert Morris
>mfw Marinelli gets another rushman
Steven Paea seems like a good signing. Marinelli's gonna make a god out of him, like he does all above-average DLinemen.
Angel Brown
what movie should i go see with my mom tomorrow???
Daniel Thompson
Same
No incesto
Jordan Roberts
dwayne is shit
Ryan Sullivan
Dolphins arent defending champs and winner of 2 out of the last 3 owls with the GOAT QB
Levi Hall
All fans of any sports team are the worst.
Chase Thomas
You need a new name
Carson Gutierrez
Something sexy
Brandon Gutierrez
never
Ryan Jackson
I don't understand Eagles fans. Technically their team is just as shit as the Redskins, but Redskins fans are just deeply depressed pessimists while Eagles fans gloat and talk shit like they root for the fucking Patriots.
Evan Garcia
>we've had sex
Share that story pronto, nigga
Jose Gonzalez
50 shades
Ian Carter
I would be surprised of even one of those things happened.
We love to mock the Browns for being an incompetent franchise, but this gm seems to know what he's doing for the most part. I highly doubt he'll be giving up the 1st pick of this year's draft for a Pats system babby qb. Maybe the 12th + a 4th rounder.
And there's no way Belicheck would trade a proven, home-grown cb for a pick that they would use to draft a 50/50 bust at cb. Doesn't make any sense.
Easton Peterson
What kind of loser spends his saturday going to the movies with his mom?
Blake Allen
That's cool with me
Kevin Watson
I'm sucking Allison's dick as we speak
Aiden Reed
We're making up for the fact we don't have a super bowl tbqhwy
Dominic Bailey
The skins have had a shitty offseason as a whole but Pryor for 8 mill was the biggest steal
Samuel Peterson
...
Aaron Reyes
Reminder that Johnny Unitas wouldn't even make an NFL roster if he played today
Same with Babe Ruth in the MLB
Landon Lopez
I'm a little amazed they managed to get him. He could have signed for more money with a team that wasn't a radioactive wasteland.
Wyatt Sanchez
And to complete their off-season moves, the Patriots have signed bended-knee Rex Ryan and his brother to defensive assistant positions.
Sebastian Lewis
That's a given. I remember digging up some game with Unitas on TYT and the fucker passed for 3 TDs in a game, the only problem the three passes were the only completions he had.
Liam Powell
>cardinals offseason Normally I wouldn't get so bummed about free agency but last year's draft was so shitastic I've lost trust in the FO to turn this shit around
Back to irrelevance we go.
Elijah Butler
If either one of those players grew up in today's age with the diet and training regime and all that other modern day stuff, there's no doubt they would be GOATs again.
You're dumb.
John Long
Oh I'm no stooler fan just pointing out the fucking insanity of a team with that much skill position talent not picking up some veteran beef to go over the top.
Ian King
>Menelik Watson
Oh boy, another Donald Stephenson to play RT. Thank you based Elway. At the very least hopefully we draft Robinson.
Isaac Reyes
>Come home to Foxboro Larry
Gavin Murphy
how about his one
Juan Powell
An old obese DT will be a god? No.
Jeremiah Taylor
They don't have to but he is unhappy with his contract (To which BB gives no fucks) and has value. He is an RFA so BB has leverage with him and any team that wants him.
I would love to keep him but everything points to an exit.
Ryan Turner
Hightower pls
James Murphy
Fact. Babe Ruth used to party it up literally all the time. Now imagine if Babe Ruth was just a baseball playing robot like some of the people in the game now.
Liam Howard
Hometown discount confirmed
Justin Green
>said he had visit planned with saints but pepe chili What did he mean by this
Adrian Sullivan
Yeah man, that diet of hotdogs and beer would really put him over the edge
Wyatt Wright
Kek
Tyler Stewart
Not ball boy and asst ball boy?
James Hill
That fat fuck Ruth would've died of heart attack by the age of 25 if he had modern training regime.
William Robinson
>Best friends with her older brother when we're growing up so we're like brothers even though we're cousins >She always messes around with me >Starts going through puberty and starts passing me notes and shit when I'm at the house >Spend the night one night and I stay in her bed while she's supposed to be on the couch >She comes in her room and lays in bed next to me and messes with me a bunch >Rubs my hair and puts my face next to her pussy >Feels I have a boner >Here we go >Barely rub my dick around her pussy before cumming >We do shit together then full on sex after a week and it continues everytime we have a house free until she is sixteen and has a pregnancy scare and I call it off >Now we're both in our 20's in relationships with other people but hook up whenever we can again starting this past year
But yeah she's super annoying about being a Cowboys fan and I want to kill her for it, other than that I wish she was my wife.
Luis Sanders
Why not? Thats pretty foolish
Landon Russell
cowfags followed by stoolers
Xavier Gray
cowboys followed closely by pats fags
Justin Butler
Noice. Thanks for sharing, breh. Shame about the annoying Cowboys fan part, but at least you've gotten some snooki out of it.
Nathaniel Foster
Because they are both terrible compared to modern day players just as most old era players are
Juan Bell
flag checks out
Hunter Roberts
Rams paid 8 mil a year for robert fucking woods and then i have to see pryor go for the same salary. Fucking kill me. Lang and hightower still on the board theres a 1% chance for one of them. We have the cap space at least
Joshua Johnson
They were literally the greatest athletes alive what the fuck are you talkimg about you dildo. Theyre dead now of course they wouldnt make it
Logan Bennett
come back home to New England Dont'a
Tyler Fisher
Rasm >DUDELMAO
Juan Young
cousins are barely fucking related desu that stigma is just dumb