I LIVE IN CONNECTICUT, ALL IS PEACEFUL HERE UNTIL TODAY
I WAS OUT ON MY YACHT JUST CHILLIN' WITH THE BABE WHEN THE CANADIANS FUCKING DUDE WEED LMAO SMOKE STARTED FILLING UP MY THE LONG ISLAND SOUND AIR. ALL OF IT. THE SKY WAS FILLED WITH SMOKE, BLOCKING OUT THE SUN. TURNS OUT THEIR FUCKING FIRES GOT INTO THE JET STREAM & BROUGHT ALL OF DAT DANK SMOKE TO NEW ENGLAND. THE SUNSET WAS FUCKING RUINED. IT WAS ALL NASTY, GREENISH YELLOW BROWN SHIT. I CAN FUCKING SMELL IT, TOO. ON LONG ISLAND SOUND. I CAN SMELL CANADIANS TOKING & TIMBERING.
FUCK YOU CANADA WE OFFERED YOUR ASSES HELP & YOU REFUSED ALL OF US. NOW I'VE GOT SMOKE IN MY MANSION & FIRE ALARMS ARE GOING OFF LEFT & RIGHT BECAUSE MY TOWN BANNED ALL FORMS OF SMOKE, EXCEPT FOR CIGARETTES.
FUCK YOU CANADA I DON'T NEED NONE OF YOUR SOCIALIST COMMIE ASS SHIT. FUCK YOUR SMOKE & YOUR WEED I WANT NONE OF IT. GO BURN YOUR COUNTRY DOWN FOR FREE, ASSHOLES. SELL ALL OF YOUR GOLD. SEE WHAT I CARE. DONT SEND ME SMOKE, OR WEED. FUCK YOU GUYS.
Shut the fuck up bitch or ill come down there and punch you in your gunt. Fucking fat smelly pussy bitch.
William Gutierrez
The last time anyone hit another congressman was in the early 19th century. When was the last time one of your PMs hit someone?
Lucas Cook
That's it, I'm getting in my car now. Better arm yourself fucking faggot. Nobody makes fun of my sweet justin.
Matthew Morales
this >full moon out and no clouds... >except for the fucking smoke from canada burning just die already
Ryan Moore
Proof of Canada sending illegal smoke across the border. We need to build a wall. A Space Wall, that spans multiple layers of the atmosphere. That way you motherfuckers can't even try to fuck us over with a glacier.
Jacob Flores
ANNEX US
clearly there isn't enough population in Canada to maintain the fire
Adam Howard
> Guy from CONNECTICUT gets news that is 3 days old and outrages as if it is something current?
Allow me to be you Canadian shill for 2 cents a response!
Carson James
Jesus fucking Christ not fucking second hand smoke! War with Canada when?
Carter Bennett
No, it's starting to get really fucking bad.
Fuck you & your shitty "government".
Michael Baker
the fire just grew larger buddy, they thought it would go out but it didn't.
Nicholas Martin
It's like I'm living in beijing
Gabriel Ramirez
CONNECTICUT yfw you get the elbow CONNECTICUT yfw when you get the manhandy CONNECTICUT have we started the fire?
Henry Collins
classic Sup Forums
love it
Brody Bailey
>name is true dough >cookies come out like shit >bread caves in
can't make this shit up what the fuck is going on up there
William Campbell
do something fat american bitch , all you can do is bitch online. say that shit to a canadians face oh you can't cause americans are big fat PUSSIES
Luke King
>This 12 yearold has the power to record and express his feelings online. >CONNECTICUT have we started the fire?
Owen Ross
>The last time anyone hit another congressman was in the early 19th century. When was the last time one of your PMs hit someone?
send some rain to Canada. only thing that's gona help a 400 thousand hectar fire. you could fly water bombers all day and do nothing.
Justin Rodriguez
>tfw Canada can't sing "We didn't start the fire" anymore Enjoy your dude weed man
Julian Miller
Calm down bro, you should smoke some weed to chill.
Robert Jackson
SAY HELLO TO OUR LITTLE JETSTREAM
Anthony Hill
> on my yacht
Can you please stop.
Camden Martin
Can you prove the fire didn't always exist?
Christian Morris
>Can you please stop.
What, inheritance free shit from my parents?
Yeah right
William King
Hopefully all the CO2 emitting from this burning shithole will fuck up the ozone layer forever and fucking murder every other country with climate hell.
