The last things you ate and drank are now all you can have: HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?

The last things you ate and drank are now all you can have: HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?

Chocolate Milk and Donuts. Not bad!

i want to end you

eggplant hero and water, get fukt

Eggs and biscuits :(

Your moms pussy, so moist, so cheesy.

Wine and Almonds, quite pleased.

strawberry milkshake and hotdog

Just ate diner, spicy pork steaks w/ velveeta mac n cheese. Grapefruit soda and shots of vodka.

Mozzarella Sticks and Tea. I'm fine with this.

Chicken tikka masala, burritos, and Mexican Spritr. I can deal with that.

Sushi and beer.... I'll probably be ok I guess

Atomic Buffalo Turds and lime seltzer

My heart gonna give out

You'll live to be like 125

I had some fries and water. I haven't had the burger yet. Now I guess I never will.

I'm probably gonna be dead in three years from any number of complications involving high cholesterol and being morbidly obese.

Cheese Steak panini and FourLoko (crappy sugary alcoholic drink). I'd be drunk as shit, but the food's great.

Potatoe, hotdog, green beans, steak, shrimp, twinkie and orange soda. besides the drink im pretty good

Jealous?

Pic related

did you shit on and oyster shell

>Water
>rice

dear god, no, it's like someone gorged rice and coleslaw and immediately vomited it onto half of a poppy seed bagel.

a hotpocket and water

might as well an hero now

Taco bell, I guess I'll always be ready for a colonoscopy.

A Jimmie John's Gargantuan and vodka. Could be worse.

water and a cheeseburger with fries.

Apple coffee cake and milk, not bad

Slim jim and crystal pepsi

how fucked are you

>rum n coke
>beef jerky

Im probably going to live forever.

Meatball in tomato sauce, fries and Pepsi.
Ok, I am good.

Fuck yeah dude. Jimmy johns is dank, and even danker drunk.

Unsweetened black tea. Fuck yeah.

It's half of my meals anyway =/

Stromboli and Water. I'd be pretty good.

Just had a homemade burger and crispy fries with some orange soda. I'm set for life.

I only get one a month because they're so fucking huge.

Bacon and soda water

Im not really sure. I had a BLT without the bacon and bread and mayo earlier, but afterwords i ended up rimming this guy i met after work. Which counts? I think if the first counts id be good, if the second counts then id be good for 2-3 weeks or however long it takes to starve to death.

Indian buffet. Pretty good mix of grains, vegetables, and meat.

I'm feeling pretty good about it, although it's probably too much salt.

Wine and pate on pita chips. Fancy, but not livable.

2 chalupas & sweet tea

2 slices of pizza and 4 beers, i think ill survive. Probably would have to double up on working tho

reminder that "human food" is just a term to separate a canned tuna and a canned tuna but with the word cat on it and extra nutrients.

I'll be alright

Beef stew noodle soup + Thai iced tea.
It was a good life while it lasted.

KFC Chicken drumsticks, breasts, chips and Pepsi. Well, time to meet my maker a week from now.

Rice on bread? Yeah mate, so jelly.

Dude I eat two whole subs every time i go there. And one of them is usually the gargantuan.

been there, user. may basket cat send fortune.

Monster, homemade hamburgers and poutine. I'm gunna die super quick

Mac And beef casserole with salad, juice and bread.

I think i'll live

Pizza = not a bad way to go, in fact.