Bag of $1,000,000 at the bottom of the stairs

>bag of $1,000,000 at the bottom of the stairs
>you have no weapons

What do?

shoot him

go get it

KICK HIM AT FACE AND TAKE BAG

Screech at him then flail my arms till I either pass out or he flees

Walk down the steps and suck his dick , using the cash for knee pads .

holy fuck why am i trespassing on this scary fucker's property, why am i trying to steal his money? jesus fuck have i really lost control of myself? i'm going to step out and turn myself into the police, something is wrong with me

i'm a human, i'll figure out someway or build something to kill it for all those beer papers

Turn 360° and walk away

>no weapons

Lol I don't live in the UK

I'm assuming the money's not going anywhere, so I grab my buddy, we grab some guns, and we come back in the morning.

go back to lurking faggot

doesnt that mean you walk into it?

i laughed way to hard at this

Offer my tender boy hole

Tell him to fuck off.

hello newfriend

>Turn 360° and walk away

to walk right into him?

Destroy that piece of shit, secure the area down stairs and leave the bag of money.
I will use the bag of money to lure in people and kill them. I WILL BECOME A MONSTER MUUUUUHAHAHAAAAA

nope right the fuck out of there. my life is worth more than $1m

Are you 14?

New fag

Calmly go get the money like a not fagoot

Smells like newfag

No its not

Start jacking off and crying as I limp down the stairs, if applicable shit myself too. Who's going to fuck with someone that purposely does that shit?

eat the clown, leave the money

Tell it that I can buy a thousand hookers for it to eat

yes it is. otherwise i would walk down there.

checkmate, faggot

I don't see a bag

>walk back from the stairs about 10 feet
>make huge run to steps
>jump and drop kick that son of a bitch right between the eyeholes
>smash my brains in the ceiling half way down
>knock myself out
>get asshole ravaged by basement dweller
>collect million dollars after waking up
>spend all my million dollars on reconstructing my shitter
Worth it.

Lurk more!

No, you wouldnt anyways cause youre a massive pussy

Ask that guy to pass me the money

Act like an offended liberal and make that bastard toss the bag up to you. Cuz that's his fuckin' job or something.

Fuckkk user i kek'd so hard. Made my night.

Edgy and unfunny, go to bed, its a school night

Run fast as f*ck boi down the stair, that's the only thing I have left, money

Fly into a rage, smash his head against the floor/walls until it looks like a mishandled egg. Take the money after lighting the house on fire.

kekd

>go downstairs
>kick the broom on which the mask is hanging
>pick up the wig and put it on my head backwards
>get the money
>get jumped on by muggers on my way home
>at least they haven't taken my wig

With the high ground, no worries

turn 360 degrees and nosedive into the stairwell into the mothafucker's face fist first

throw op down the stairs first.
while he is becoming the next post in a rekt thread grab money and go to Thailand
>waste it all on ladyboys

source

Alright boyz
> get Burger King, Micky D's, Taco Bell, and some spicy African food
> prune juice
> laxatives
> cocaine
> a blender
> drink/eat all ingredients except for the cocaine
> shit into blender (make sure you get all of it in there)
> make smoothie
> keep emptying out contents onto yourself as the need for shitting keeps coming
> repeat process until rectum is unrecognizable
> make SURE TO DO THIS ONTOP OF THE STAIRS so that predator looking motherfucker can see what's coming
> now get some peanut butter
> rub on hands cause fuck it this is my instruction Manuel bitch want a million dollars or not?
> if predator motherfucker isn't shitting himself well he's about ta be
> sniff all the cocaine you got in one sitting
> start screeming like you just found out bungie will be making Halo great again
> don't even walk down the stairs fuckig fling your body towards the basement cocaine will make you immune to the pain
> grab predator motherfucker as he tries to run away by those shitty nigga dreads and proceed to shove your fist in his ass
> he now has a buttery ass cause of the peanut butter hands ya got and if he isn't crying well then shove your dick balls and all into the black void you just created
> last step is grab that million dollars and make sure you rub yourself against the walls as you walk upstairs so he knows exactly what's waiting for him on the surface, that not even his basement is safe from.. ghonerea man

Wouldn't you get dizzy and fall down the steps? You'd be worse off than if you had just continued walking forward.

Wow intense. This would work.