Want to start highschool being known as that kid? We sure as hell did
>be me >13 y/o in 8th grade >about to graduate middle school and move on to highschool >1 week of school left >have to do something righteous >something bold >something.. >CHOCKY >end of the year assembly fast approaching >finallap.esp >devise a plan with autismo friends that will make us legends >get this >take contraband chocky milk from the cafeteria in our backpacks >take chocky milk to assembly >unleash the chock-ening upon our principle >autismos think it is a good plan >begin further planning >assembly day arrives >go throughout school day as normal >finally get to lunch >wait for the final few minutes until they close the lunch lines >me and autismo spec ops proceed to raid the milk crates of all their chocky milks
Will post moar if wanted
Blake Lee
Chocky wanty
Tyler Sanders
Just type and stop attention whoring
Evan Diaz
>lunch ladies look in disbelief >now loading our bags with the chockyness >chockyheist >lupinthe3rd.jpeg >we make mad dash to the safe house >2nd floor bathrooms farthest stall is where we store the bags >run back up to lunchroom and sit down >baller status, no one suspects a thing >continue on through day >these fools suspect nothing >announcement comes on >report to assembly >it's go time >assemble autismos >retrieve our bags from the safe house >make our way back upstairs >sit down in the 5th to last row to the stage >bullshit choir and pep rallies commence >principle comes onto stage >doit.gif >we all reach down into our bags >chockymilks in hand >stand up and open them >throw them and bless the crowd with the chockyness
Matthew Wilson
What the fuck is the chock-enig user, please cont.
Wyatt Collins
Chockening
Henry James
Absolute mad men, what happened how many did yall mange to throw ?
Aaron Reed
continue user plz
Jacob Reyes
>kids are screaming >principle gets pelted by a milk carton in the face >falls to the ground with glasses across the stage >kids are running around not knowing what to do >hair is soaked and backpacks covered >continue to throw chockymilks >people are mesmerized by the blessing >teachers come down the aisle and pull us out of the row >dragging us by our shirts >everyone looks at us in disbelief >about to face the end >pull out last milk carton from my pocket >commit chockycide and spray the teachers and myself with expired milk. >teachers are so pissed >get suspended from school for 2 weeks which carries over to the next year >mission accomplished >we become known as >as..... >the lactose
Benjamin Hughes
Do you got more user ?
Hudson Gonzalez
Put me in the crop
Caleb Clark
Moar coming just hold up
Jace Wilson
Please put me In the shitty reddit / iFunny crop
Ryan Brown
Moar chok
Logan Rodriguez
HAHAHA EPIC :)
Oliver Howard
Put me in the cap, I need more chocky in my tocky
Kevin Harris
Put me in the screencap
John Ramirez
Absolute madman.
Elijah Edwards
>enter highschool >been 2 years since the chockening >guess what's coming up >homecoming >gather up the old band of autismos >gather round fire one night >devise devious plan to stand on balcony hallway overlooking cafeteria during the dance >take expired chockymilk in gallon jugs >dump it all over the crowd below >domestic chockyterrorism at its finest >plan sounds great to everyone >proceed following day to purchase gallon jugs of the chockyness >leave them out in the sun every day at one of the autimos house >festering now >we all check in on them >progressively getting worse and worse >autismo 2 opens a jug and almost passes out from the fumes >they're ready >homecoming night arrives >pick up fellow autismos in the autismo mobile unit car >collect the jugs >arrive at school >everyone is looking great with those expensive outfits >we smuggle in the jugs through the basement and work our way up to the balcony >hideout in the balcony bathrooms >wait for main rave dance to commence >rave commences >we emerge from the bathrooms, jugs in hand >go to railing >unscrew the caps
Ethan Bell
Thinking this was good enough for a cap
Benjamin James
Put me in the screencap
Nathan Turner
Caparooed
Sebastian Walker
put me in screencap
Lincoln Howard
>turn the jugs over and pour them all over the ground below, sloshing the stuff everywhere >people are freaking the fuck out >chockified.jpeg >all those expensive outfits ruined >people on the ground throwing up from the smell >teachers running around trying to help people >one slips in a puddle and knocks over a group of girls >all covered in expired chocky milk >principle looks up in horror from below >rage builds in his eyes >end up getting a court hearing and sued by the school and families for what we did >now cyber schooled >school laptop's wallpaper is a carton of chockymilk >chocky >chocky >milk
Liam White
Meam Milk
Levi Watson
Never happened
Jack Jenkins
It is
Thomas Fisher
You're the cancer ruining this for everyone
Julian Butler
Put me in scrwweeen cap on for father chocky
Ryan Ortiz
Anyone want a copy of screen cap?
David Rivera
I don't wanna be in it, but I'd like a copy. Good story OP. gave me a nice chuckle
Caleb Davis
Yeah. Sure
Austin Johnson
Well too bad it wasn't actually funny enough so there will be no cap
Blake Sullivan
put me in the screencap
Logan Lopez
I'd like a copy. Thanks.
William Garcia
Thanks man
Noah Scott
haha it is me f3ll0w 4chanr sure hope the totally cool guys over at reddit dont steal this wicked edgy post
Isaac Cruz
You're all fucking normies. Cocky milk wasliterally a meme invented by normies. Don't you all know this???
Commie normies are trying to destroy this board's meme culture so that it can become part of the New Meme-World Order. Get your shit together, Sup Forums. We were already too late to stop it when mass immigration from Reddit took place. At this point, we gotta fight for survival.
We have to secure the future of our meme-culture. The only solution is to either exile or genocide the normies.