Practically blackout drunk and ridiculously horny, Sup Forums. Tell me what to do

Practically blackout drunk and ridiculously horny, Sup Forums. Tell me what to do.

butt stuff

tits or gtfo

Lets fuck

Reveal your trap cock already

Show penis since there's clearly no tits under that bra.

Dick or gtfo you weird faggot.

There's a dick under that skirt. Go be gay somewhere else.

Timestamp, tits, or gtfo

Butthole

Sorry got distracted. Cawk was ordered. Here ya go.

Too drunk to find a sharpie, but hears tits.

Here

Put something large in your ass

This

this

Go to bed

this

Butt stuff delivered. 14 inch dildo

Send nudes

Lol no. Too horny.

fuck op you are hot, you got kik?

clean your mattress

Probably, but too drunk to remember how to use it lol

Nigga, are those stretchmarks?

Make me, faggot.

Stream this op

Yes. I'm getting fat.

makes sense, can you screenshot your user?

If you were near blackout you wouldn't be posting here. Just post your shit fag.

Give us kik or snap or fuck off

More please OP.

Would if I could. Can't remember my PC password to get into Chaturbate. I just got off Google Hangouts showing off for one of my girlfriends, though. I can barely even do the fucking captcha on this site right now.

You should just take a rest OP. Seriously, there's only one thing Sup Forums wants. You're drunk, go to sleep and maybe tomorrow you'll feel better. Good luck!

Lol no.

again, this!

It's all that alcohol, gonna have to cut back or grow a beard and put some pants on yo

Lol why do you think I'm here?

Because you need help. Go to sleep.

Did you just reply to two contradictory posts?

>help
You misspelled "a giant cock in your ass."

Seems like even/b/ is full of normies tonight. I guess I'm better off going to bed. Y'all are boring. Goodnight, Sup Forumsetas

OP go to bed lol poor cuck

good idea, don't forget to put a sheet on your mattress

If dubs you go to bed