Why do americans make fun of canada?

Why do americans make fun of canada?

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IT'S A FUCKIN LEAF!

probably cause americans are insecure compared to canada

>Anonymous 09/24/17(Sun)

well atleast we dont cause earthquakes everytime we step unlike our fat neighbors

Because it isnt a country

National animal is a beaver compared to the Eagle. Have money called loonies and toonies. Allow a whole area to speak French.

Because we're cucked

"Everyone needs someone to look down on".
Keeps you from critically and honestly using your introspection and find your own self lacking or hypocritical in some fundamental way.

fucking uneducated cunt bag plebeians
the correct answer is: because the queen isn't on our fucking money!

I don't

Not because I wouldn't but I don't really make fun of people

Jealousy because Americans know they're the laughing stock of the world.

as an eastern canadian i gotta say i have nothing against americans

Because Canadians always popping up to say how much better their country is whenever USA Healthcare is mentioned. It's fucking annoying and literally none of the posters had anything to do with it they were just born in a country that had it. Fuck off leafs

i agree with the conclusion but i reject the metaphor. the crabs behave this way because they're too stupid to see....

...oh... wait... yes this is a correct answer as well

>Hearing Justin "Muh Feminism" Trudeau is your prime minister
>Observing there isn't a single testicle left in your country
>Knowing the whole country is one more step to the left from becoming Cuckistan

Yea but Canada is like the super nice guy that no one takes seriously or respects because they have zero influence and at the end of the day are nothing by themselves

Sounds like you're upset over this buddy.

Hey canadabro, proud murricaburger here. I also have nothing against you guys. I know we have different ways of doing things, but Canada is cool by me!
Might even come up there and visit y'all some day.
Peace, brother!

Envy and exceptionalism.

Just watch next time it gets mentioned and see the masses of leafs show up to say how sorry they are usa has such bad Healthcare. Condescending pricks

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I enjoy Quebec and Montreal hookers. That is all.

Fun fact:

By 1830, an estimated 80% of the English speaking population of Ontario was of American origin.

Nah Canada's cool man

Shouldn't you be complaining/tweeting about people not standing up for a security cloth rn?

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Jealousy of what a functioning country looks like without our red states.

Can't wait until the sand niggers invade, Canada is fucked. In fact, it's going to sit back and masturbate to it's country and people getting fucked.

Shouldn't you be complaining/tweeting about your feelings and how they make you feel?

Because Americans only know about America and assume anything that isn't America is bad. Ignorance, right? I mean, considering as a whole some Americans don't realize Canadians disagree with their government too.

that man does not represent us at all in fact to most of us he is a traitor

Because theyre commie fags

because it's fun, eh

>to most of us he is a traitor
how so? also, why are his approval ratings fairly high? just because you don't like him, don't generalize the entire population.

This tbh. America thinks they're a nation of Chads, but they're actually the angry little manlet that goes to parties, treats everyone like shit, picks fights, then just acts like everyone's jealous because they're hot shit, but then goes home and cries because no one loves him.

In the meantime, we're just sitting there drinking our beer being like "get a load of this fucking guy!" and laughing at him with all our other country buddies.

I mean, to be honest, I'm Canadian myself, and I fucking hate the queen. She's fucking useless.

its was meant to be taken with a gran of salt

I decided to take the whole shaker

>getting shot by a nigger
>going to the hospital to get bullet wound treated
>costs 80,000.00 because no insurance
>applauds and tips the doctor for removing the bullet

lol must be a very very very very silent majority

Canadians are Americans.

Because Canada is fucking useless without the American army backing up the entire country. Canada wouldn't have universal healthcare if they actually paid for their military. syrup suckers

Because Canadians are incredibly white and cheesy.

Mostly just Quebec. I throw salt at Frenchies. Interestingly I'm fond of actual country French, like those from Bordeaux and Champagne, but let's be honest you're not actually reading this.

Ganog chocolates are delicious.

I don't know what you're talking a boot.

Hmmm... data says otherwise.

>Canada doesn't have a military
>Canada isn't fighting in Afghanistan

wat

Until the got a hokey stick in their hands.

I'm fucking disappointed for be from Quebec, also, France is just as bad, fuck anything related to French.

Yes we would. Literally every other country in the developed world manages to pay for both healthcare and a military. They just don't spend 10 times more on their military than any other country on the planet like you retards do. If you spent half as much as you do on your military, you could have universal healthcare and tons of other social programs that would make your lives better as well.

I'm sorry, I can't understand your accent.

Cheers.

>tfw I actually get to see a doctor and don't die in the waiting room because Canada's universal healthcare has 80,000 broke ass niggers waiting in line ahead of me

I got news for you, buddy: on the global scale, we're currently far more respected as a nation than you guys are. Just because you have a huge military and are economically significant doesn't mean anyone likes or respects you.

Cheers, man.

You're welcome here anytime, buddy! - Canadabro

but then we couldn't get in a dick waving contest with lil kim

Not that user but the fact that your country is mostly frozen is what's stopping it from getting invaded. :^)

I have literally never had to wait more than an hour or so to get in to see a doctor. I also did not go bankrupt from having to go to the hospital because the insurance that I may not even have found a way to claim my injury was a preexisting condition and refused to cover me.

I need a fucking drink.

Because triage doesn't exist where ever there is universal healthcare?

Go back to listening to sound bites that make you feel smart and appeal to your confirmation bias. Fucking idiot.

Who needs respect when you've got a big stick?

>Why do americans make fun of canada?
Better question:
Why is Canada so easy to make fun of?

Will the USA be missed when China, Russia and North Korea wipe them off the map?

yes i think there is about a few dozen of us it quite sad we are so few

ok i will admit most canadian do love him but what i'm trying to say is most Canadians only voted for him because his dad was one of are great prime ministerial during the 1900s and i also blame the immigrants for voting him in to office

>shot
>pre-existing condition
>hour wait

>who needs respect when you only have half a dick
ftfy

Nigger, we have heat wave in Toronto right now. It's 40C on the humidex in the end of goddamn September. There ain't shit frozen here.

If you're talking about up north where no one lives, yeah, it's frozen, but it's also full of natural resources. It'd be like one of the first places you'd want to invade if you were trying to take over the world.

The absolute state of American logic, everyone.

We make fun of everyone and everything.

Its all in good taste, like poking fun at your best friend because you know they won't actually get mad

They are in denial.
Voilà.

Overcompensating for having jew hand up your ass I suppose.

I've got some Appleton Reserve on standby. No stash? Get it together, user.

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>what is triage

You wouldn't be kept waiting if you had a gunshot wound. The only things I've ever gone to the hospital for were things that weren't life-threatening, hence the wait.

That has not been my experience, buddy. :) And "broke" really doesn't matter as everyone gets seen for free. :)

It's a form of self-deprecating humor. Most Americans are aware our brothers to the north are indistinguishable from us in nearly all meaningful ways so it amuses us to shit-talk them. Especially since they so often take it seriously, which just makes it funnier.

Because people have died waiting for triage under your socialist health program, because it's a socialist health program.

Go back to chewing on cardboard and touching yourself, faggot.

lol you fucking faggot american how many fucking dozens of countries have eagles as their national animals? beavers eat fuckin trees you ape
get fucked by the viet cong

Anyone who isn't a child.

Will Canada be noticed while the rest of the world is engaging in more important affairs?

You can't even figure bowling out correctly, stfu

Canadians have far larger sticks

So you literally have no idea what the process is like for seeking triage and still proceed to blow smoke and shit out of your ass of a face?

Of course they have. People die in hospitals for all kinds of reasons everywhere. Doesn't mean that's normal. You're acting like people are just fucking dropping dead waiting to get goddamn bleeding axe wounds stitched up. Shit like that almost never happens, and I'd wager happens just as often in the U.S.

I thought I would try to keep it simple for you, should I do it in maple leafs?

>implying that you shouldn't all be just one state and suck it up

>Because people have died waiting for triage under your socialist health program, because it's a socialist health program.
>t.half-dicked jew whose every thought was spoon-fed to him by the Koch family

Jesus fuck, work on your written English. I can't tell if you're saying one thing or the exact opposite.

I don't. I'd move over there if I ever get the chance.

I've always done it more in a teasing endearing sort of way. I like Canadians, but make fun of them.

Whereas I'll just straight rip into people from Quebec or American dindus/rednecks.

There are plenty of statistics showing wait times for Canada's health care are abysmal.
>Free
Money has to come from somewhere, personally I'm against socialism.

>implying that not being noticed is a bad thing
You're that kid whose parents haven't yet seen fit to beat the living fuck out of you to shut you up, yet.

Mostly the metric system. If it makes sense, we resent it. Thats why we elected trump as supreme overlord.

Would you prefer that the desperate lower classes revolt and kill you instead?

>Money has to come from somewhere,
How about you get out of this thread and never presume to talk to anyone about economics until you learn some macro and stop sucking (((banker))) dick.

Because it's a giant trailer park with a couple of frozen cities that's mostly owned by rich chinese investors and has a government that cucks it's people harder than the US does right now.

battle of 1812
Fenian Raids (1866–1871)
Wolseley Expedition (1870)
Mahdist War (1881–1899)
North-West Rebellion (1885)
Second Boer War (1899–1902)
Boxer Rebellion (1900–1901)
First World War (1914–1918)
Russian Civil War (1918–1920)
Second World War (1939–1945)
Korean war (1950-1953)
Turkish invasion of Cyprus (1974)
persian gulf war (1990-1991)
more info of canadian wars:
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Yea, fuck france and basically anything good you've even eaten you fat fuck?

They'll find out when the precarity works its way into the middle classes, as it has been.