STEP OUT OF THE CAR
SHOW ME YOUR DUBS RIGHT NOW
I SAID SHOW ME YOUR DUBS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
STEP OUT OF THE CAR
SHOW ME YOUR DUBS RIGHT NOW
I SAID SHOW ME YOUR DUBS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Whoa! Calm down there Officer! Here are my dubs.
What seems to be the problem officer?
>counterfeit dubs
>get's shot for rummaging in pockets
Dubs? thought you said lolis
>I SAID SHOW ME YOUR DUBS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
GO AHEAD AND SHOOT, PIG.
Hey, it's cool. I'm white.
Check 'em officer~
No dubs.. but here, take this 2
Don't worry officer I'm clean
shoot me mf
no fuck u
You'll have to take me in officer, I never had dubs to begin with.
fuck guess i did anyway
Pull the trigger pussy
Also
Check em
dont you think we could work something out – officer
O shit, of all days to forget my dubs at home!
I'm an American citizen bitch
No officer its hi how are you
Just got mine renewed today officer
But you see officer, I am black.
...
Am i being detained?...
Do you have a warrant sir?
Sir i am a sovereign citizen and as such i am
not obligated to comply or engage with a government to which i do not answer to.
Officer, you must be mistaken. I wasn't the bull who impregnated your wife. A lowly white male would never have dubs
I have dibs but I have a license for them. Im going to reach for my license.
Here you go officer
GET ON THE GROUND WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD OR I'LL BLOW YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING SOCKS, SCUMBAG!
No dubs here, mein furher
LOOK! A BLACK MAN!
COMING IN WITH BACK UP
ON THE GROUND SCUMSUCKER, NOW!
thanks officer!
hey we cool
k lol dont shoot
Fucking pigs!!!!
i dont want any trouble officer
Aaah fuck I....I think I left my dubs at home sir
I like order some flapjacks please or is it to early for flapjacks.
Sorry officer, they are right here.
OFFICER! Now lets not be rash!
dubs are for cucks, i only do trips
They're right here, occifer! I'm not a nigger! I swear! PLEASE DON'T FUCK MY WIFE
checked, you're clear to move along citizen
let's see what your power level is
I don't want any double officer
Also, op dubs checked and thread dubs checked
GET EM BOYS
Kinda busy here. You have dubs yourself. You should think yourself lucky I don't turn you in.
but im not even black
HERE
of course, here you go officer...
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I left my dubs in my other pants
Nvm I found them
Aw so fuckin close. I would have been convinced that I am psychic.
fuck the cops
Dubs are for filthy kikes, officer.
You were saying?
Like detected.
...
Yes Officer.
checkem
I got some dubs for ya blue boy
I don't have any ociffer
I don have to give u my license,
I haz rights and so do black lives because dey matter cuz I r niggher
Sup nigger?
You need a warrant fucker. I'm white and this is America.
Fuck da police
pls
"Hey asswipe im a sociology major at UCLA and i know my rights. You pigs are rascist nazi scum i hope you all fuckin die. No i will not roll my window down"
Ooga booga don't shoot dindu nuffin
i have them right here officer, nothing to worry about
Sorry sir here u go
Here are my dubs officer
...
No.
Hold on officer, let me grab it from my glove box.
You have got to be kidding me.
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I live in the Philippines. Here are my fixed dubs.
746179311
Shit, where is it...
I'm not black don't shoot
You caught me, take me to the sheriff office and ill tell you where the bodies are buried
Shit... I must have left my dubs at home.
>I have dubs
Dude! I told you to leave those at home! Shove that up your ass before officer smiles sees it!!
Wait, are dubs bad or good?
No dubs here officer
You just dodged a bullet.
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Don't worry, backup is here.
I'm not a nigger, don't shoot!
fuck off pig
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Ddddddubs
Nice dubs officer have a great night
Is there a problem officer?
but am i being detained?
Sorry officer I forgot my dubs at home. Give me a warning.