How longs it's been since you got any pussy user? Don't lie

How longs it's been since you got any pussy user? Don't lie
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a little over 24 hours.

A little under 24 hours

14 hours

7 years

Nice trips OP

Little over a year at this point
But hey, at least I'm not a virgin

5, nearly 6 months.

2 weeks I share fuck buddy with my best friend.
She stays with him for a fortnight then at my home for a fortnight.

Sometimes dp her if she asks.

Replying simply for the trips, got pussy yesterday, got head that same night

9 months

broke up in december

43 hours. Was hoping for a bj but after 18 years together I know better then to get my hopes too high. Oh well, it'll happen eventually. A little time thing to keep me going. Meanwhile the vag ain't all bad.

Saturday

Virgin

About 3 months

6 years

Just under 12 hours

33 years

About 3 years.

A week

"broke my heart and I'm just waiting for the next girl i can be in a relationship with to have sex. It'll happen to me sooner or later."

Bro what you need is a girl that you can bag easily and then date on/off until you can find a REAL fb/gf. It gives you mad confidence to have a bottom bitch all the time that doesn't/can't ask anything of you beyond what you want. Its called rebounding..... jeez. low testosterone.

virgin?

22 years and counting.

Over a year.

Never have kids, niggers.

1 week. I get worried after every time I won't get laid again

Pics?

the fuck?
18 years together and she won't suck on your penis?
Not being an attention whore Nb4tits but I am a femanon and even I pity you.

Females have three fuckable holes, why would you deny someone you love or even yourself by not enjoying all of them?

1 yeah since I had the sex.

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Paid for some pussy about 3 weeks ago. Didn't bust a nut. #feelsbadman

8 years.

I haven't fucked a girl in 6 years...

... but I'm gay so I don't know if that counts for much. Had a dick in me 4 hours ago tho

19 years
All my life but I don't sweat, still got time to fix myself up and be /fit/
But tbh the only thing stopping is my Aspie-tendency
Really gotta see a doc about it

4 days; in a poly relationship with someone, but she has been at a convention this weekend. Was supposed to meet up with different fuck buddy tonight but she canceled. #fml

8 hours, banged before work in the kitchen bench

Seriously! Testify! I don't know why women hate going down on dick so much. I'm a faggot an I can't get enough. I'd say 90% of the men whose dick I suck are straight married men who just want their dick sucked but aren't even gay. If you're a straight woman and you aren't sucking your man's dick I can 100% guarantee you that someone else is sucking his dick. Men love their dick sucked and if they have to they'll come to men like me to suck them.

3 weeks and I have to go 3 weeks more. I’m on a job assignment abroad. Sure the traveling is nice, but being able to use my always sexually available girlfriend every day instead of fapping is something you cannot beat. She’s just so small and tight with a completely submissive personality

no, I'm 35 though

she already has him, doesn't need to pretend to enjoy it anymore especially with him, unless you are in an open relationship marriage pretty much means the end of your sex life

2½ years and i have basically given up at this point

broke my 1 1/2 year streak yesterday

You tell it sister! lol
I had to ... Sorry.

>Image related its a penis from my penis folder.

Around 6 months
I need A pusse ma dudes im lonely af

6hrs

Mate, just save up a few hundred in your local currency. check eccie or tna or something. Get you some.

Lol

Let's see here. Been about 5 years for me. But I've moved and traveled a lot since then, so never really got to go and meet anyone.

I've also started to take a MGTOW mindset lately. So much extra time for activities when your not thinking about women

26 yrs

most wtf pic

Thats the thing with some asians its hard to tell if they have the downs.

avril does henry
sew punx xD

nice trips
been about a week i think

I haven't had sex since 2014 buddy

A mouthful amiright?
I mean I am bi so I can post pussy too?
btw are you the same gay user?

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no i am 100% straight and also homophobic hahahahahahahah plz leave me alone...

I'm sorry.

hands are turning blue. Shit tier SM

amidoingiitright.jpg?

I thought the same when I first saw it, does this make you feel any better?

Last night.

Currently having sex

No you're not

>Masturbation is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation

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Last time i had sex was with a hooker, not really interested in that anymore

two years, only had sex 3 times in my lifetime, at the age of 28.

I fucked your auntie last night

I have a cat named "Allah Akbar".

I'm virgin.

fucking 21 and i still haven't got any, im asian.

Sad truth. I'm a little better than you, but it's still a rarity.

2 days

do fleshlights count?

a little over a year, almost succumbed to idgaf/MGTOW/w/e but stumbled upon succubear's gfd tumblog and am sort of reconsidering.

Profit from these anons' mistakes, young idealists.

bummer d00d

5 years?

3 weeks

Two days after a three day streak of fucking multiple times a day.

May 2016 so Year and a half thought my luck would go up and become a chad but have become a basement dweller again

1 hour ago

2 years, havent been able to date after losing my gf in a car accident

Two days.

i am you

lol just say that to any girl and you get it
just dont be a moralfag about it

Nearly 4 months