Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

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fuck?

do you play final fantasy 14 online?

Okay.

Weaboo shit.

Computer uptime?

are you hot? where do you live

what gives you the will to carry on?

I'm average looking and I live in Germany.

I want to take revenge on life itself.

i cant get to germany anytime soon but i wish you well. i want revenge too on myself

but its mainly western fantasy themed well before the whole stormblood everyone want to be a samurai bullshit expansion.

Why no hooker.

Bumping with some girl I used to bang. OC

Don't matter what it is themed; it has the typical atrocious Nip storytelling.

Why did it never happen?

become the new Hitler. Do it. Come on german man, give us the old wolf back!
also this

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Not the same guy you're responding to BTW, but curious why go on such a triggering site that's full of weeaboo nonsense and not some other forum?

Do you masturbate? How many times?

Why do you feel like your life would be better with a wet hole to fuck and/or as an emotional slave to a relationship?

Moral reservations regarding trafficking.

Shit personality.

Alles klar?

Hurrdurrrhurr can only be on Sup Forums if you like weab shit

Mainly the anonymous format and the high number of users. Are you butthurt?

It's more the other way around. It would be a sign that I managed to get my shit together at least a little bit.

Know the feeling, 31 year old here.

what personality traits in general

Then why not base your personal success on something you can quantify as well as something that will lead to future success like debt to income ratio or reps under a bar?

I'm a grill, want to lick my taint?

Socially awkward. No eloquence, no humour, no charme, no charisma.

They are equally shitty. No debt though.

Better not be a fucking George Foreman.

Job? Hobbies? What do you spend your time doing.

Anything close in highschool/college (if you went)?

Don't be sad about that. It's not the worst thing in the world.

>Job?

Currently working half-days in a supermarket while writing job applications.

Hobbies?

Sports (climbing/bouldering, running, cycling). Cooking. Reading. Video games.

>What do you spend your time doing.

see above

>Anything close in highschool/college (if you went)?

Very unsuccessful biochem PhD.

Who here 26 year old virgin?

>being fit as well as being financially successful is a shitty metric of how well you have your shit together
JK you couldn't even rape an unconscious dog with that attitude- have fun killing yourself in a few years.

How do u want to take revenge on life? mass murder? killing merkel? raping kim jong un's wife/sister to make him mad and start ww3?

>Socially awkward. No eloquence, no humour, no charme, no charisma.
Nice, you are the personification of the german stereotype

>Biochem PhD
>Half days in supermarket

Well fuck me, I'm working towards a chem masters at the moment. That's really put a damper on that.

Well, you got hobbies that involve the outside world, a job, what's stopping you from going out and meeting someone. Personal choice? Lack of effort?

Lucky fella,arent ya?

what keeps you going mate?

Kinda lucky huh?

Worse. I'm all that while taking other German people as reference.

>Well fuck me, I'm working towards a chem masters at the moment. That's really put a damper on that.

Well. I'm really not outstanding at what I am doing. A PhD is not a sign of quality or expertise in the life sciences.

>what's stopping you from going out and meeting someone.

The problem is not meeting someone. The problem is attracting someone.

Did you enjoy Young Sheldon?

>Other german people
There is really few "good guy" fellas there sadly,mainly in history

I'm real hun, got my timecard right here.

How?

I hate TBBT with a burning passion.

It's not that women throw themselves at you, isn't it?

>Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin

look a younger me

vegas has the best whores... seriously just walk around the strip after midnight by yourself and young hot chicks will approach you for sex... just bring your wallet and have a room

How does it make you feel, how did it happen (I'm assuming quite easily, just don't really chase girls?)

Still don't believe me? Here's more pics. ;)

Just asking,how does a "whore" cost?

As If I could afford to travel to the US atm.

How do you define "chase"? I approached girls regularly in my uni time and I use online dating.

You're still young user. I'm 68 and I still have yet to lay with wounderful maiden. You have your whole life ahead of you, not some old wizard like me...

*looser*

Holly hell,ever wondered to become a monk or something?

What's the purpose of this thread, OP? What do you want in life? Clearly you don't give a shit about women if you're a virgin at 34. If you really wanted to experience sex, you would've done so a long time ago.

>old wizard

you mean old buzzard don't you?

what spells can you cast?

you'r awsome

>What do you want in life?

Be happy.

>If you really wanted to experience sex, you would've done so a long time ago.

You are talking about prostitutes aren't you?

I can shoot white liquid from my wand.

Eww, what is this MS paint garbage doing here?

A prostitute is like any other woman, dude. I'm talking about experience, not a relationship. If you have some fantasy ideal where your partner must have the same experience as you or less, if that's even possible, then you're clearly deluded. If you found a nice woman at your age, she's 100% had a few guys in her life already. What's the problem with that?

Do you believe that a woman's what's missing in your life right now? Are you miserable because you're single? I don't believe that's true, because you would've amended it a long ago. So what's really the point of this thread? You're quite old enough to know that nothing's going to change by talking about it here, and your case isn't special at all. There are millions of people in your situation. Why can't you accept your life of celibacy and do what makes you happy instead of worrying about things that you have no intention of doing?

My virginity and inability to acquire any kind of meaningful inter human relationship is just the most evident symptom of my complete failure in life. I could also change the thread to "I am a socially awkward, underemployed, poor, friendless 34 year old loser".

No such thing as free pussy.

Prostitutes are actually the closest thing to it. You dont pay them to stay, you pay them to LEAVE.

Not my thing, Im not into chicks who have the 1000 cock stare anymore.

Sure, do whatever makes you happy. I'm just wasting my time, asking the obvious from people that make threads like this. You're either too apathetic or a complete coward. Either way, your life wouldn't change in the least if you found yourself a woman now, or had sex with a prostitute. You'd be still you. You gotta accept yourself for who you are and not let your life be dictated by the expectations of society, etc, etc... whatever. I wrote the same bullshit lines too many times already. Wish I knew you irl, so that I could see what you'd do if you were forced into sex. I bet you wouldn't change at all.

Imagine. You fuck some random girl from a dating site or pay a prostitute. The next day what? More weeb shit, likely.

By chase I mean approached girls regularly at university ect....wow it must be you then,

I lost my virginity at 22 because I was shy with girls and didn't do online dating or anything and only socialized with religious girls, still it got me laid- now I'm 31, 'ok' job, lots of friends and 1 kid with a chick who's a bit of a hoe hence the 3 kids with 3 fathers but eh means I don't pay as much child support.

>By chase I mean approached girls regularly at university ect

Did that indeed.

>wow it must be you then

Of course it's me. It's not that womanhood conspires against getting me laid.

Are you socially awkward? Do you understand social cues? Are you on the autism spectrum? Are you conventionally attractive or ugly?

>Are you socially awkward?

Yes.

>Do you understand social cues?

Not very well.

>Are you on the autism spectrum?

Never diagnosed

>Are you conventionally attractive or ugly?

Average face. Quite good body due to sports.

Can you read body language well? That's sort of an elaboration on the "social cues," but can you read facial expressions? I used to be socially awkward so that's why I'm asking this stuff, I'm just wondering if some people are innately socially awkward and can't do anything about it - which is why I also asked if you're on the autism spectrum or not.

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>Socially awkward. No eloquence, no humour, no charme, no charisma.
ill fucking up you one
>no social intresst, no trust in people, dont want people personaly close, horrible voice, dickproblem

still gotten asked out by one chick, gotten invited to an other chick room at a drinking party (whom i didnt make a move on), madeout with some chick when i was heavy drunk, had a striptease/feelup by a 30ish hot woman, condom blowjob by a blackchick, gotten hit on hard by a notorious bloodsucker.

all this when i wasnt even trying, just rolling hard on charisma bluff

>Can you read body language well? That's sort of an elaboration on the "social cues," but can you read facial expressions?

There are some psychological tests on these issue, and I scored within the expected spectrum. However, in real social situations, it gets quite difficult.

>socially awkward
>quite good body
Get some girl drunk,and you take just a little sip too,but dont get wasted(you wont have an erection),drunk girls go with almost anyone, almost worked for me,try it

Then I think it's more about social anxiety, dude. Once you go out and become more of a social person, it becomes "second nature." Being worried about saying the wrong thing, or being awkward, becomes an after thought.

Been there. Done that.

It is an afterthought. I have embarrassed myself so often that I don't care anymore.

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Yeah,that is kinda right,I got partying with friends and got better at social interaction,girls shoudn't be the same everytime,gets your chances down btw

what exactly did you expect to get out of this thread?

Are you as bad as the guy in this video?
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jesus

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You are in german? why not go to some fkk? Or fly to thailand or go to hooker?

>thailand
Man,who wants chicks with dicks....or just a STD

>oohh waaahh, woe is me and i must exaggerate my suffering even further by secluding my problems from the experience of a good portion of society, my problems are unique to myself and as such no one can help me

get in line you fucking incel, i swear you robots are the new snowflakes in town. everything that comes out of your mouth has to do with you complaining about not having sex.

cambodia or guam. you can get virgins there for acceptable amount of money
otherwise use fucking condoms against std newfag

I'm sure the prostitutes would be thankful to have a german instead of a brownie for once. Spare the 30€ and give it a go

Wow,you shuld get laid too,jesus

At least, this guy is moderately well-spoken. No a bumbling retard like I am.

people in fkk don't like creeps just trying to hit on girls.

I'm talking about the dude the person in the video is reacting to.

Me too.

you don't know what you are talking about man, its actually hard to catch some std in Thailand and you cant get ladyboy by accident

Do you like music festivals OP? Not that well versed with any outside of Bayern but had plenty of luck this summer, much more than at home in the states.

...seriously? Well,never went there and shit,but didnt know that,personal experience?

Absolutely not. Going there on your own sucks. Like going to concerts now and then though.

i´ve seen worse, and even they have gotten laid on a regular basis

Been there few times, fuck barebone most of the times, never had any std, never fuck any ladyboy. If you pick girls from ago-go or beer gardens, they are clean

I'll bear this in mind if I want to fly there and get some,thanks fam

but whats stopping you from getting escort in germany?

bump

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>Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.
Ask you something? Nope. Leave the house and practice hygene regularly and have below minimal interactions with people and you would not be above 25 years old with absolute zero romantic interactions. You are a lazy hermit. Nothing can be gained by asking you questions outside of internet shit and whatever other hobby you obsess about if any.

>Leave the house and practice hygene regularly and have below minimal interactions with people

Check.

>you would not be above 25 years old with absolute zero romantic interactions

Uncheck.