Honestly how would you react if i whipped this out in front of you?

Honestly how would you react if i whipped this out in front of you?

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does that even count as a dick?

Bro you got any Doritos

you mean flicked it out?

why wouldnt it? its average

Below average by a long shot. You'll never please anyone assuming you actually get someone to come near you.

fuck off. its a perfectly normal size. im sure women wou;d get off on it no problem

porn has warped your view on normal. i feel sorry for you

Get real brah, you'd pleasure them more using you fat fingers.

I would laugh my ass off....

no offense but if you lost all that weight your dick would probably be 2 inches bigger... eat meat and veggies fuck anything processed, packaged or in a damn drive through...

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Your little dick hasn't warped any vaginal lips.

im trying to llose weight now actually. ive been on a diet for 3 days now

fuck you guys. ive googled the shit. women will have no problem working with what i got

Probably burst out with laughter.
Seriously, micropenis AND cut too ? What are you, a jew ? Only a jew would take the "smallest, cheapest penis, please"

is that thing completely skinless?

Extra frugal lol

Assuming they aren't laughing when you first flick it out.

Surprised it doesn't have a clitoral hood

I dunno. If I was a chick and have gone this far as to WANT to see your penis I'd give it a shot. Anything else would be rude.

killed me :D

id probably ask you to put your penis away and get out of my living room, im watching the history channel

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I'm 99% sure the worm coming out of your asshole is bigger

kek

Unless you're a Ladyboy in downtown Bangkok, that size isn't going to cut it.

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dont stop beliving OP, im fat and have a small dick but I have a hot wife because I have a decent job, charisma and im not a social retard

seriously most women dont care

of course women are dictated my social convention, the question ia would you be satisfied and wouls uou go back for round 2?

its not micro its perfectly average

its not uncommon for circumcisions to look like this. there is nothing wrong with my dick

its not fucking small

Sorry OP, I choke on small bones.

>most women choose money over dicksize

fixed that for you

Your dick is below average. Average is 5.2 inches. Yours is 2 or 3 at most.

Is honestly just piss my self laughing

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acting like thats your dick when that filename.

get outa here troll

Why are you reacting like this? You're asking us what we think. I'm a stupid fag who dresses up in girly shit and I could please a girl more than you ever could.

Heh, not saying he cannot find a wife. But, seriously, if he were to "whip it out" in front of you, wouldn't you laugh, too ?

It's not "if you were a chick, in bed with me, and saw this, what would you do". It's "what would you do if I whipped this in front of you", so, imagine him getting it out at a party, or whatever...

I'd say it warrants a good old laugh.

Working being the key word there.

I'd suck you off real good and expect no reciprocation!

Like holy shit I thought my dick was small and it's 4.5 inches.

mine is 5.5 man so fuck off

When you've got an honest 8.

Feels good man.

kek, my flaccid dick is 'average'

HAHAHAHA IN WHAT RATIO

wait, this is secretly one of those threads where guys jerk off over people saying how small their dicks are right?
technically everyone is helpung OP jerk off, thats kinda gay

decide if I should laugh before or after sheering it off with a rusty machete from the Rwandan genocide

Are you serious

You couldn't please anyone as a fag, no fags can, that's why they usually kill themselves, or suicide by aids.

5.5 centimeters

>filename
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
honestly, great bait, a lot of people fell for it

Noice m8. I'm okay with having 4 inches because I'm not a big guy so it doesn't look small compared to my body.

I'd suck it

Disease free and I've made guys cum and chicks clenching onto my dick. Whatever mang.

flaccid average is 3.5 lol, but flaccid doesn't hold much merit. I've got a 3.5 flaccid but 7 erect

Yeah, maybe his fetish is that "dick shaming" shit

Dammit! Almost got these sweet quads!

>Disease Free
Cumming isn't what I meant by "please" you single minded degenerate. To look at people like you is to look at failure and weakness, and you know it. Change your ways.

Plus you'd probably be more practical in bed. Having a big dick is nice to brag about, but it's impractical unless you're fucking black chicks

You still look like a 5'5" manlet

lose the weight, it will make your dick seem a lot bigger. Also, lose weight.

5'10
What do you mean by please then? They definitely seem to be enjoying themselves when we're goin at it.

I love your cock. It's perfect and adorable. I'd suck it for days. more?

>pic related

How old are you?

did i orgasm and are you worth the conversation, again this is from a male perspective

That is a cute dick I would love to suck his small dick and cum all over me

5'10 is pretty tall for a manlet

actually a chad irl I just like being bullied irl

Well I mean, under 6' is manlet status

Plenty of manlet Chads out there user. Dunno about him though, maybe he's just a popular fellow.

Chads are usually manlets in my experience. I am 5,11 eternally off by one but taller than all the fags around me. 5,9 is average height in burgerland anyway.

I'd probably punch you in the teeth

thats pretty rude

haters have defective brains. a form of autism

So do fatties. Can see the denial in this thread.

Mines bigger

I would punch you in the face faggot

Find a woman and try this out then and tell us if she came on your baby cock

Well I mean you asked what I'd do. I don't know you and if you randomly whipped your dick out in my presence I'm not gonna like it.

Revealing you have no idea how it makes women feel.

that's still small

i'm sorry you are so angry.

you'd have to buy me a drink first. and make sure whatever drug is in it is a strong one.

this

Pretty sure i'm bigger than OP but still pretty sure i'm Small. Think i'm about average but never had a second opinion. What's the easiest way to end it?

Not what your mom said, xD

Eat a lot of broccoli and you will grow big ass balls full of alpha male hormones, you will attract bitches like a magnet