>Be me today >drive to meet up with 38 year old redhead milf from dating website at her townhouse >We lay on her bed and watch some lame show on Netflix called Kimmie Smith or something like that >I start by rubbing her back over her shirt >move under her shirt to bare skin >caress her thigh over her shorts >slide hand in between her legs >pull her shorts down to expose her bare pussy >finger for about 15 minutes >she gets wetter than any woman I've ever been with >She pulls my pants down and slides on top of me >We fuck for 90 minutes without stopping, she cums at least 7 times, the bed is SOAKED >every time she cums, she clenches down, moans, squirts from inside her pussy and I can feel a really intense heat >During her last really intense orgasm, I push my cock as far as I can inside her and cum >Afterwards, we take a 30 minute break and basically repeat the same thing again for another hour at least, she cums at least 6 more times before I finish inside her while I'm on top >I get shower, get dressed and leave for home >I walk through the front door and I'm greeted by my girlfriend of 7 years >She asks "How was your day, babe?" >"Great", I say. >I feel the tiniest bit of guilt, but it was worth it
TLDR: Should I feel guilty for cheating on my gf of 7 years to have the best sex of my life with some random milf from a dating wesbite?
I don't really care, ask your gf if she'd be mad if you fucked a milf.
Michael Cox
It's 2017 my dude nobody gives a fuck
Josiah Nguyen
You are a faggot OP.
If you're going to cheat, first tell her it is over.
Else slice your own dick off.
Levi Parker
Fixed it for you OP:
>be a virgin faggot >fap furiously to red head porn >watch milf squirt >"it's not piss" >go to sex forums >create 30 threads about how squirt isn't piss >get banned >research squirting biology of woman >find nothing >get triggered >write shitty-tier literotica >"she squirted from inside vergeena" >think to self: "if I say it came from inside vergeena people can't call it piss" >thinks will earn a Pulitzer >dry run fantasy on Sup Forums >get called a faggot >"but... but I said I have gf! How they find out?"
Yup. How indeed. Faggot.
Anthony Adams
Op here, I've actually cheated dozens of times with different women, but this time feels different because the sex is literally perfect. There is zero emotional connection with me and the milf, but I can see this turning into a long term sexual relationship. It's going to be difficult to hide and get away with it. I don't want to hurt my gf, so I would NEVER tell her. Never in a million years.
Brody Ward
So just break up. Obviously you cannot get any sexual satisfaction from here which limits the emotional connection. Fag
Zachary Powell
>sex is perfect >zero emotional connection
Kys faggot.
Carson Ross
Just tell her you need more sex. Be straight up. Most these betas dont fuck
Nathaniel Morgan
>LARPing this hard
Nathan Lewis
Exactly this.
Jaxon Sullivan
OP here,every word you posted just now was wrong. And you're ridiculous if you think women don't squirt. I've fucked 50 different chicks in my lifetime and had at least 12 who squirted. This was, by far, the wettest chick I've ever had. You can feel it drench your cock when they cum. It lubricates like saliva, not at all like piss. If you're lucky, you'll learn the truth.
Nathan Diaz
Bareback tho? Shitty to give your gf some std.
Robert Lee
I had a brutal herpes outbreak 2 years ago that I caught from a black chick. I actually spread it once to someone else, but I haven't had an outbreak in about a year and none of the chicks Iv messed with since then have caught anything so..
Easton Cooper
Nice fantasy Sup Forumsro
Jonathan Rodriguez
Do chicks not put out any more? In college I had 3 girls in constant rotation all time. I had one week where I fucked 5 girls in a span of 7 days. Are chicks not like that any more? I'm almost 40, but has shit changed so much?
Christopher Howard
How is grade school going, bud? Do the other kids say mean things to you? Do you get a weird feeling in your peepee when you look at that one ginger chick? Just so you know, people who have real sex don't describe it on b in such viscous detail. They also dont feel like they have to prove anything. And only a 10 year old would spew something like "if youre lucky, youll learn the truth" out.You're basically writing fiction. Its hilarious though, keep going.
Austin Reed
Lol.
Jacob Perry
You have a remarkable point.
I rate a solid OPbetaFAG/10
Camden Ross
You try too hard to prove that your story was true, way too hard, kiddo
Oliver Brooks
I'm 40 years old bro. I'm still chaffed from yesterday. I describe sex in detail all the time. Ive posted dozens of stories on Sup Forums about prostitutes Ive fucked, massage parlor handjobs, chicks Ive banged from dating websites, college sluts, ex girlfriends etc etc. If you find it all impossible to believe, I can only surmise that you live a very different life from mine. Are you overweight or something? Vegan straightedge? What's your deal?
Grayson Moore
You know what you have to do now, OP. Kill your innocent loving girlfriend in a horrific blood sacrifice ritual and go live the rest of your days with the roastie of your dreams.
Joseph Wright
Why? If I can have both?
Mason King
Hey OP how do you manage to fuck for so long? Are you super fit or something? I keep letting my gf down because after like 10 minutes of straight fucking im outta breath basically... Its frustrating as fuck yo help a Nigga out
Gabriel Morris
If you're 40 why would you call a 38yr old woman a milf. You're about the same age so that doesn't make any sense.
Dominic Thomas
Again, you're trying so hard to prove you're not a little kid, something no grown man will do. You know we can't possibly know what exactly you post on here, so that argument goes out the window. Then straight to unrelated insults for lack of actual counter-argument, pretty standard stuff. Do you know what a real, emotionally detached 40 year old man would do? He would post pics and vids. You've crushed so much puss, you must have some visual proof, right? Oh and 40 year old men don't call people bro.
Jack Hughes
Very good catch!
Carter Nelson
Just break up with your girlfriend ffs. Don't be a coward and leech benefits off people's emotional investment in you. 7 years? You're gonna have her fucked up for a while when she finds out man. And she will find out.
Jace Lewis
She's a mom. I'd like to fuck her. A milf is a milf. A lot of the chicks I mess with are younger. I've been sucked off by 3 different chicks from Okcupid who were in their teens. I have 167 matches since the last time I had an account. I guess I still got it :)
Nathan Cook
Not the guy you're talking to but you seem to be the guy who makes the rules on who can call who 'bro' and "40 year old men don't do this" like cmon man people are different. But I do agree OP is a lying fag.
Aiden Ward
Haha you are so careful with these screens. Post chicks you've fucked, retard.
Wyatt Sanders
There was a picture of an 18 year old blond chick sucking my dick in a thread on Sup Forums Archive (back when that website was a thing). It was the most viewed thread all time for a span of 2 years and had a few million views. So, my dick is actually kind of famous.
Alexander Thompson
>I've been sucked off by 3 different chicks from Okcupid who were in their teens.
You have been Sup Forumslacklisted by the fbi
Adrian Smith
I am literally rolling on the floor laughing at you right now.
Bentley Wright
Well I'm stumped. Deducer Sup Forumsro will help me out, he already busted your pre pubecescent balls pretty hard.
Kevin Moore
if she is as hot as kimmie schmidt, you should not be ashamed at all. love me some ellie kemper
Bentley Martin
Link or gtfo
Nolan Taylor
I'm careful with the screens because I'm an oldfag. I've seen lives ruined for lolz
Anthony Howard
Sound like something hitler would say
Lucas Myers
Op here, that nerd was wrong about literally every single thing he posted. I've not said one thing in this thread which was untrue. I'm trying to wrap my head around the fact that you youngins aren't getting laid. Shit is changing.
Asher Campbell
>my dick is actually kind of famous
No one says that.
Also "your" video was the most viewed. or OR you were just jackin' your little peepee to that vid Back then and now claim it was your video. 90% of stuff you've posted so far is bullshit but keep going because this is super entertaining.
Nathaniel Watson
Have also fucked a woman exactly the same as this but older. Down to the clenching pussy and squirter.
Play it right and you'll have a fwb for life
Xavier Russell
Ok man. You're a seasoned freak, detached from sex, an unspoken /b celebrity. Your dick was trending on archive for 2 fucking years! You must know this place inside out. So you know that until you post actual visual proof in this very thread, everybody will keep making fun of you. So why don't you just post a pic of your famous dick in some 18 y/o pussy? You can then show us the trending pic from archive. If the 2 dicks are the same, I will retract all my attacks and give you a blowjob. Deal, not little kid op?
Chase Allen
You've fucked over 50 different women while dating one girl for 7 years. Something tells me you're a virgin that has spent 7 years trying to fuck someone over 50
Levi Thomas
Us calling you out on your bs is already for the lulz
Jack Hill
You sound like that stupid fucking kid everyone knows in middle school that got into his dads booze and tells the whole school how he did 20 shots his first time drinking
It seems to have disappeared from the web. The subject was sleeping girls, but there were a few pics of girls with cum on them. It's about 8 or 9 years old I'd say. If you can find it, you'll see my dick in some chicks mouth
Ethan Turner
Deducer Sup Forumsro strikes again. Gj my dude
Levi Fisher
Timestamp your dick for proof
Brandon Flores
Find the thread and I totally will. :)
Lucas Gray
Fake and gay.
Colton Roberts
Your link is just the search for some video. Why the fuck you lyin
Gavin Foster
Boy..you are reinventing the definition of pathetic as you go along. Most people would have given up by now
Angel Gonzalez
Find the thread you fapped on. You should've saved the video faggot
Landon Ortiz
Fuck no!
Ian Jackson
> chaffed It's herpes
Hudson Brown
man you're a piece of shit, i guess guilt hasnt caughed up to u though. i also cheated once, and would do it again because i want something different.. i hope i can find a girl i dont want to cheat on.
Robert Walker
whats the good strategy for OK cupid? 33 y/o good looking, look 25 in shape here.
what did u connect with on with the teens?
Jonathan Campbell
He said he'd do their homework if they sucked his dick
Chase Clark
Ok op lets say the old pic is gone. There is only one way to repent now. A guy like you certainly wouldn't care if some other anons saw his super famous dick, right? Op, you must post a timestamped pic of your dick right now. No girl, no face, just a dick and a timestamp. There is nowhere to backpedal now, your back is against the wall. Show me your 40 year old celeb cock or admit you're a little kid. If you don't post it, you are admitting you're a little kid. And now we wait...
Andrew Flores
oh no he's retarded
Ethan Edwards
what a bonafied waste of a human, feel bad for someone who's invested any amount of time into your shit, don't breed
Chase Turner
you have obviously been wronged before sweetheart if you keep the bj's flowing, you probably wouldn't need to troll Sup Forums to vent your anger
Jace Lopez
Elementary my dear deducer Sup Forumsro
Mason Sanchez
>bonafied
Anthony Price
We did a good deed here today, codeducer. We stopped a raging maniac in his tracks. He will think twice before posting more of his lame fiction. We will rid this place of kid shitposters one at a time. Until our next joint investigation, dear Watson.
Christian Bell
Op here. I looked fucking everywhere for that sleeping thread on the Sup Forums archive just now but they don't rank the threads any more by popularity and it looks like the old stuff is gone. Would have been epic.
Best strategy for OKcupid from my experience is to post a couple good pics of yourself doing fun shit. I have one hiking, one in Vegas with friends, one at a Halloween party. Always send a message that has something to do with their profile. I usually go for chicks who like to read and start by talking about a book with them. I always add a joke and keep the conversation very light and friendly. I almost always look for girls who are online right now so that we can get a conversation going. Most chicks get 100 messages a day, and I've had infinitely better luck with the ones who are online. If we talk for a while and joke around, I usuallt say "I never use this website, you should just text me next time :)" And I send my number. Then I log off, and they usually text and say hi. Once you have them texting, the game is on. Alcohol is your friend. Get any chick drunk and your chances improve 100 fold. I usually invite them to beach bonfire :)
Logan Cooper
>perfect sex >no scat play
Jeremiah Baker
>herpes from a nigger
user, thats aids.
Zachary Howard
I am tracing your IP as i'm writing this and trust me, within hours your girlfriend will know about this "relationship" of yours ;) Maybe then you'll learn to actually respect women you ungrateful fuck.
Anthony Reed
Ok everyone, it's been a blast. I need to get the fuck to bed. Tonight, I learned that newfags aren't getting laid and refuse to believe that anyone else is. I'm also on a mission to find that thread. Next time I post one of my adventures, I'm going to drop the thread and the timestamped pic of my dick and blow your minds. I also got an idea to put together a collage of a bunch of the girls I've fucked. I can't find all of them, because some were prostitutes and drunken one night stands, but it would be helpful for a visual reference. I also want to reiterate that I never said a single thing in this thread that was false. I get the feeling that your heads would have exploded if I had found that thread and posted my dick. I hope you guys learn the truth of the squirt. It's a marvelous thing! Gnite!
Matthew Sullivan
Cyber police?
Gavin Fisher
Translation: it's time for me to get on my bike and pedal my ass to school.
Nolan Perez
become single have more fun, save ur gf's psych
Mason Taylor
>tracing your IP >respect women >;)
Come on now
Michael Hill
So if you cheat on your right hand with an actual woman, but the hand touches first, does that mean she beat you to it and you're only getting sloppy seconds?
Xavier Lewis
Goodbye for now. But we will meet again. And when we do, Mastermind Deducer Sup Forumsro and I Sup Forums deducer will call you out on your bullshit post. And no amount of heelies or hoverboards can save you from our superior intellect. Now off you go... you little lying beta sack of shit.
Angel Harris
Where did OP go I need more peepee stories
Connor Carter
>Should I feel guilty for cheating on my gf Yes, I always do. But the real problem comes from leading a double life, which just makes you feel unattached and distant from everyone.
Luke Thompson
OP if you fucked over 50 chicks post some nudes with timestamp, or you will be a faggot forever at my eyes
Wyatt Scott
Nice get
Noah Peterson
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Ryan Johnson
Fuckin dumbass doesn't know piss even when being pissed on. You sir are a spelunker of men's asses.
Leo Gray
How is this cheating? He went home to his gf and didn't describe an intentions of hangingbher out to dry. He lives with her, provides for their relationship emotionally and financially, but once in a while has an orgasm elsewhere and then leaves, to come home an be with gf.
Cheating?
Jordan Johnson
Nice job wasting these trips on an idiots question. A milf is a milf, it doesn't matter how old you are. You're thinking of a cougar.
Camden Ward
Yeah, if you promised to be "faithful" and your relationship is supposed to be monogamous.
Otherwise, if you agreed beforehand to be able to frolic around, nope, and you should enjoy it without any guilt.
TL;DR: Yes if you lied, nope if you're straightforward.
Alexander Lee
Youre a fucking retard. If you feel any tiny guilt its cheating. I bet you gaslight your girlfriend to you faggot