We all have secrets. Post them

We all have secrets. Post them.

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I learned to walk at 20 years of age

Did you have a physical condition?

Diaper fetish.

I have anxiety and I struggle every day just to be able to be in certain places. Some days are better than others but it is a daily struggle. Whenever I'm with someone who I'm totally comfortable with the anxiety is almost non-existant, as these moments rarely occur.

I hate my wife and still love my ex and it's been ten years /ends4chan

I have homosexual tendencies but I don't act upon such things because I know it's a mental disorder and I'm not fucking delusional about it.

I have lived on the welfare state since 1993 (mostly) and don't see me ever getting another job. I am a shut in fatty who shitposts on Sup Forums all day.

Ye i have super autism

I Bond burgered your sister

I think the human girl in OP's pic is the perfect age

Are you me?
I have almost no social life because of this..

For what? Please do give details. You can provide pics if you like.

Just for hanging out.
I certainly don't think licking her tiny hairless pussy would be hot, or feeling her pert pink tongue on my glans. To feel my pulsing cock balls deep in her vice-like quim would be a huge turnoff.

My wife sleeps naked and sometimes I leave our blinds open enough so the teen neighbor can watch her and jerk off

Going to an hero soon

She sleeps naked with no blankets or anything...?

I never knew my biological dad. My mom and him split up when I was 2 or 3. Since then it was just me my brother and mom and her bfs.
When I was 15 I finally got to meet him. He decided he wanted to be in my life and all that.

We started fucking not long after. Lasted until I turned 22. We did it even though he had gfs and I had bfs, did it before my prom, and he would talk about walking me down the aisle at my wedding after having snuck off and done it.

Only one other person knows, my friend, and she never mentions it after the one time I talked about it.

Tits with timestamp or GTFO

Dude.. you are gaaaaaaaay..
... and you want to tell the world.. that's why you're sharing it here. .. rather face the facts than live a lie. Good man.

Just here for the catharsis of confession. I don't really care if you believe me.

Suuuure you are. Post a pic proving you're female with timestamp or you can fuck off

fag

Well, did you enjoy yourself?

Why did it stop? And how old are you now?

Why do people fall for this shit...it's a trap Sup Forumsros

Yea. It's not like he was molesting me or anything.

I got in a serious relationship and didn't want to repeat the same things I had done. I loved him and the idea of doing something that would hurt him bothered me.
I'm 25

Why do you care if people fall for it?

Are you still with the bf?

I have constant suicidal thoughts but I don't want to put my family etc through that. I just wish every night that I don't wake up.

Because I'm sick of fake femanons filling threads with their rp nonsense. You're totally talking to a guy by the way

Yeah same here user. If it wasn't for my sister I think I'd have killed myself by now. Been trying to distance myself from her so I can get on with it.

I have never murdered anyone.

>Because I'm sick of fake femanons filling threads with their rp nonsense
Okay but why? Thats what I'm asking. Why does it bother you what strangers you will never meet do in a thread that will be gone in 45 minutes?

>Are you still with the bf?
No.

I get horny from looking at my nieces. They are over 18 but still.

All thanks to an user, tonight I have.

oh, how? On purpose or accident?

Mostly because the fake femanons drown out the occasional real one. Regardless, I hope you boys enjoy stroking to a dude pretending to be an incestual slut.

22 and depressed since i was maybe 16, will never tell anyone and maybe i will finally have the guts to commit suicide one day.

No, I done it for the (yous) I am addicted man

sometimes she is fully exposed ie blanket is off her and other times I pull the blankets back to give the neighbor a better view

>Mostly because the fake femanons drown out the occasional real one.
When has this ever happened?

Why?

Tell us how it started. Who initiated it?

Nice. My girlfriend has an exhibitionism fetish. She sunbathes topless or nude on the deck a lot to show off.

Shit happens, I guess.

>Severely sexually abused as a kid
>Sisters would yell at me for sucking on my chest until I had hickies
>Would rub against our dogs because it felt nice
>First penetrated my Quarterhorse at 13 or 14
>Would cum in her every morning for a couple weeks until I heard the story of the dude dying from fucking a horse
>Jacked our colt to completion

Posting more because I became a degenerate predatory monster in later on

I worked at a shitty call centre for four years despite having every minute of it. I eventually quit when my sister died last year.

I found a great Multimedia Specialist job but it was contact work and after about 6 months the contact ended and I went on EI when no other jobs opened up.

This brings me to now.

I haven't found another graphic design-based job and EI is running out soon. I'd like to say "I don't know what to do" but I do and it sucks. I'm going to have to grab another job that makes me miserable.

Here's hoping I can get a job in the 3D Environment.

Not so much a secret as just me thinking out loud. Thanks guys, this helped a bit.

>At 18-19 attended community college with a lot of 16-17 year old girls in early start programs
>they all seemed to have a fascination still with getting attention from older boys. would get to know the ones I found cute and invite them to study at my house. validated them or some shit
>Curious because I was the chubby kid no girl got with just a few years prior. car broke down and had to cycle everywhere which led to a healthier lifestyle and me getting in shape
>Usually just heavy petting
>One 17 year old girl in particular would come over everyday and watch a show
>Started with holding my hand and laying her head on my lap
>Then went to kissing and groping few days later
>Kissing neck with bare mound in hand and she wasn't paying attention
>Start to penetrate, eyes shoot open, calm her down telling her it's alright
>get head in and she starts pushing at me saying please stop
>relieved when i stop, but so confused/worried about everything i get her to go down
>weird face when I cum. dawns on me it might be her first
>still get off to nutting in her mouth to this day

Posting more

>21 or so meet a sweet girl my age who is a childhood friend of extended I was on vacation with
>Start dating and all but live with her in her dorm
>Find out her ex boyfriend would stalk her and rape her for awhile after their relationship ended
>Would spend time connecting and letting her retell horrific stories of sexual abuse and make her reenact them because "I want to be the last person to have connected with you like that"
>she'd tell me a story about him breaking in and catching her in the shower
>I'd lead her to the shower and pound away while I pull her hair/choke her/grab her/hit her in the same way she described
>She'd break down crying for an hour or so and cling to me. it was nice
>she was a really good looking girl so I'm not sure why she stayed with me so long
>oddly enough, final straw was when I missed her little brother's school function. broke up with me the next day
>Part I miss the most was her sexsomnia. she would randomly get kinky at night and suck me off/ride me. Hottest shit in the world and she never remembered it

How is your quality of life?

What did you eat for dinner last night

If your name is Robert, its mutual.

How'd your sister die?

And you would hate your ex if she was still your wife.
>humans

Poor really. I don't think it has made my life better. I ate shit yesterday. Burger and fries and cooked chicken thighs later on. I usffer from all manner of complaints. I was always a sickly person though. I am a kissless virgin with degenerate tendencies. If you are healthy and can maintain your health (menatal as well as physical) then being a neet is probably OK but I would not recommend it.

>At mid 20's GF, her college roommate, and I moved in together
>Roommate is single and a huge feminist (I'm told she secretly has a crush on my GF which might explain her moving in with us)
>Regular session when alone: Sniffing the crotch of roommate's panties, with her robe on, and while reading her journal entries about shit
>Would cum on her childhood teddy bear. When that got boring, started cumming in her lotion
>Would put gf on her stomach, hand over mouth, and rail her while giving great detail about sliding into our roommate. she would scream no a lot
>Stayed together for awhile, but my talk of her friend became too much and she left.

Funny thing is, relationship with my girlfriend at 17 was fairly normal. She sucked me off at the theater during a Harry Potter movie.
Regularly fucked behind buildings as people walked nearby. Weirdest thing that happened was having sex when I was trying to break up with her.
Not sure why I became the way I did. I'll be the first to admit I'm a piece of shit.

I fuck 14-16 year-olds regularly. Turning 29 in a couple months.

Caught by a mother once, thought my life was going to be over.

>"I am just glad she is with a nice man who takes care of her"

OK lady, have fun washing my cum out of your daughters panties I guess.

Not USA btw.

Leave me alone FBI

Based mother

I liked 2016 Ghostbusters. I'm sorry.

Have you tried to improve yourself? Don't you want to contribute to the world before you die?

Underage banned

Who sponsors your lifestyle? Just welfare?

No. Fuck the world. It's meaningless.

How does your living space look like? Is it a mess/ pile of filth or do you keep it clean

Car accident on the local highway. She was cut off, hit the soft shoulder and overcorrected into the oncoming traffic. They never found the car that cut her off.

Kinda had it cushy for too long to be honest. Parents have supported me. My family has a history of mental health issues so they are supportive and don't really care as long as I am happy (I dare not tell them I am miserable a lot of the time though they do know about my anxiety and depression issues). I have simple pleasures and only a couple of real friends I see on occasion for movies etc.

i went to a Dan TDM live show tonight with my kids and enjoyed it as much, if not MORE than they did. I feel like an idiot being in my mid 30s and a fan boy of some youtuber

shut the fuck up. life is meaningless kys

Mess. Clutter. Dusty. Not pig sty disgusting but could be better. Every now and then I get pissed off with it and attempt a cleanup. It very rare gets past cleaning the toilet and kitchen for the most part. I hoover around sometimes when it gets too shitty looking. I have terrible dust allergies which does not help. Lazy fat fuck that I am I should just kill myself but I am a coward who still enjoys some things in life.

of course the world is meaningless
it's a fucking canvas
you draw your own meaning onto it
and fight the rest of us as we draw ours
don't be a fucking bitch
get off your ass and figure out how to do something decent and write your shit there too
don't just be some fag whose only contribution is having spent a couple decades worrying yourself to death
I fucking love you. Now earn it.

Take a pic

Invite him over!

I can see souls.

All I see are ass souls

Join the club

...

That's shitty. You were close?

My GF doesn't know that our roommate is my ex.

>I fucking love you. Now earn it.
Just to qualify, I fully expect you to be the greatest fat bastard there's ever been, or to find a new direction in life. Live on the dole. Who fucking cares? Have you ever worked a soup kitchen? Do you think you could canvas for donations to charities? Just imagine it as telephone-based shitposting and you've got decades of experience.
Be. Do. Don't whack it more than once a day because you'll get hair palms and go blind. Also it saps your willpower. Wanking is fun, but like pot, it tears away your will to do more.
Doing more creates value in your self and gives you something to fall back on in your bad days.
I love you, fat shitposting user.
Do what you you do being loved, man.

My wife fucked 5 guys last year.
I found out and she confessed and begged me to stay and forgive her.
Gave me her phone and accounts.
Let's me track her via GPS and swears she's sorry, etc.

Im giving her a second chance to behave.

Remember when Sup Forums used to be a place free from normals talking about emotions and problems. Yeah me neither.

ever since i did about 300ug mdma whenever i sleep i start hallucinating scary as fuck shit in the dark that come to life. Last night i was so terrified my brain hardlocked my eyes shut and i was frozen stiff for an hour because i hallucinated satan while in bed. too pussy to tell anyone about it and too pussy to open my eyes to realize nothing is there.

The cancerous fur/loli/ylyl/etc threads are the new thing, guy. People being frank in an anonymous atmosphere has always been Sup Forums.
Some brought out tales of woe. Some lit there dicks on fire and posted amusing pics.
People are Sup Forums. Not a fractal of infinitely posted blacked cuck threads.

>Shit happens, I guess.
Life=Suffering

>Last night i was so terrified my brain hardlocked my eyes shut and i was frozen stiff for an hour because i hallucinated satan while in bed
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis#Cultural_significance_and_priming
people used to claim satan was sitting on their chest at night
sleep paralysis causes the brain to go a little haywire when the brains sleeping disconnect fails to reestablish on waking
try not to fret too much. your shit is normal.

I find things in life like music (I have a DJ stream). I pirate movies. I pirate games (I don't play as much as I thought I would though and actually purchsed a few titles that I have played but not to completion by a long sdhot). I love MLP. I love Star Trek and other such shows. I like photography (but not much done of late. I went to an animal park and took a few shots yesterday). I do shit. I just don't do enough to make myself proud. You are right. I need to be a better fat loser even if it means it goes against the grain of most other peoples lives. With effort I could become the best loser ever! I must set some goals :)

You're mentally ill and she's using you like a firesale

hey it's 2017 it's socially acceptable to be gay now.

that's awfully kind of you user, thanks, you should let me lose my virginity to her too.

honestly, man. cool

pee fetish
yikes

>Myself and a friend go to a restaurant.
>Tight tranny is our waiter
>Friend dares me to ask "her" number for shits and giggles
>I tell friend to go to bathroom so she would feel more at ease
>Tell her I find her cute and want her number
>She smiles and writes her number in my phone
>tfw I actually find her attractive wtf
>Friend comes back, I tell him she refused
>We leave restaurant, later I call her, ask if she wants to go to a movie with me
>She agrees, we go watch IT
>tfw every jumpscare scene she grabs onto my arm and laughs about it while making eye contact
>tfw she is super cute
>Go back to my place after, giggling about the movie
>drink some of the alchahol I have, make her a blend of Vat69 and lemonade
>after hours of drinking and playing vidya while having fun she says she should get going
>gives me a kiss on my lips
>I kiss back
>we keep kissing
>take off her clothes and i take off mine
>shes hard, im hard
>we have sex. She sucked my dick and i fucked her in her ass till she came, then i came from jerking it in her face
>This was a week ago, she called me a few times and I never answer, dont want anyone to know i fucked a tranny
>tfw i think of her all the time
Am i gay lads?

yes

Technicaly... yes.
But really, does it matter? You both had your fun... and you are thinking of...her...
So what?

thanks for the reassurance. Ive had nightmares worse than the one yesterday night. One time Slender man (yes the slenderman from the game) was sheating a knife and ready to stab me, I hallucinated hearing the unsheating and footsteps towards my bed. I was so fucking scared you have no clue, every time I opened my eyes he was there, I was fully conscious, fully aware that this was a hallucination, but he was still fucking there, with his blank face, black suit and red tie, holding a big knife ready to stab me. Only thing I could do was shut my eyes firmly and hear him torment me while adrenaline was flowing through my body. I had never been that scared, convinced that if I opened my eyes I would be stabbed to death, it didn't even matter that I knew that it wasn't real, I was to the definition as paralyzed as I could be. It felt so real. After that night I slept with a light for weeks. It's still scary to sleep, I don't know what scary shit I'll hallucinate that night. Every night I'm terrified the monsters will emerge from the shadows and I'll be paralyzed that night aswell.

i've blown or fucked every one of my friends boyfriends, husbands, dads, brothers, etc
sometimes i still have cum on me from one while fucking another
oops

You're gay for fucking a tranny. You're a faggot for being too afraid of your friends' reactions to openly pursue the pleasure of fucking that tranny again.
A life lived acting from fear is just a little suicide each day.

Suck her cock and swallow it.
If you want to do it again then you are gay.

Takedownman? He still making videos?

No. Check up on her and make yourself and her feel good.

Greentext a story honey.