I bought this bottle of fake cum used in some porn videos, what should i do with it?
I bought this bottle of fake cum used in some porn videos, what should i do with it?
whered you buy it?
Drink it on the bus/subway moaning as loud as possible.
Local sex shop, it was full btw, i already used some
> i already used some
on what?
Meant to
Kek, this, fill multiple condoms so it seems believable and just sip on them maintaining eye contact with someone.
>some
Nigga you fucking self bukkaked yourself there's like half missing.
yes this, i want to know.
insert it into your anus and fart it out
I don't want to talk about this, you might know it since i'm OP and you know what OP always is
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Can you show us the label? Or will that give away info?
chug it
>check em
Jizz master series
Drink it
Dubs decide
Roll
Roll
Roll
put the bottle in your ass
Roll
So close
Nigga
rollllll
Fuck
Fuckity
get an enema with the fake cum
Pour it on an old lady
DRINK IT
Pour some on your face and go walk around outside. Also take some to shoot at people while they're not looking
Bukake on you.
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Fill some condoms up and leave them lying around our town.
Nigga that's milk. Fuck outa here
what are you waiting for OP? you must do this:
Use a turkey baster or something
put it in a water gun and hit the mall
Buy one of those jizz shooting dildos and blast the rest of it into all at once.
Rolling for u to pour it on a kid at a park
GUCCI GUCCI MILL
SKUURT
I GOTTAT GUCCI MILK
SKUURTTTTSKUURTSKRUUUUUT
snort it
Big water gun, like one of those super soaker things
Got milk?
Yeah, a faggot.
Fill a little bottle with it and take it to a public restroom. Get in a stall next to someone and "jizz" it all over their feet
Replace your buddy's windshield wiper fluid with it.
rolling for this, leave tied up condoms inside bathrooms and on book shelves in the library
Win
> local sex shop
> Cum bottle containing the cum they cleaned out of the fap cabins for the past 5 years
> slightly autistic guy enters shop
> immediately focuses on that bottle
> „I have never ever in my whole life desired something as much as I desire to own that multi liter cum bottle right there“
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go to the pub, get a pint glass, and chug it
Use it to sweeten coffee. The production crews to this on the set. Not even joking.
>what do?
post where you bought it faggot
How does it tastes?
Can i see the etiquette?