Welcome to Prime Crime Time with the Princess of Flames~! This thread is for all the Questions you have about the nasty things you’re too scared to ask about irl, or attempt on your own! Want advice on how to commit burglaries and get away with it? Want to know how to properly commit suicide? Want to murder an ex without going to jail? Need to conduct psychological warfare against an innocent coworker? Well lay it on me. I have police and security training and a solid knowledge of forensics, as well as being a former criminal that was never caught.
Also includes >No stuttering >No Asian traps >No Alice orbiters RANDOM TIME EDITION
Ryder Morgan
Were you always such a faggot?
Aaron Davis
>psychoLOGical
Elijah Thompson
I know you're lonely and bitter, but this is not how you make friends
Nolan Brown
How to remove kebab?
Anthony Rodriguez
Shut the fuck up Azula
Easton Mitchell
Call moonman
Why would I do that?
Parker Morris
I have arrived.
Oliver Butler
hey remmy
Jaxson Diaz
How to commit bank fraud?
Hudson Richardson
How can I obliterate the Fire Nation?
Austin Myers
What's the easiest way to pull in an extra grand or two a month while still working 9 to 5
Luke Stewart
Yo, what's good?
Depends on what you intend to do afterwards
A bucket of water and a solar eclipse.
Cooper Johnson
Keep doing you, buddy. We all love it
Oliver Anderson
Donate sperm, or sell your body. Or play the stock market
Aiden King
psychological warfare against a co worker sounds nice
Jacob Harris
This seems like some kind of trap.
Nathaniel Diaz
Depends on how much money you wish to obtain and what kind of access you have to a bank
I would recommend waiting until a weekend night and find a business such as a winery or a country club. Wait until they close then bust in. Steal booze and case and anything else valuable and sell it. Trying to focus and ignore the text to speech on discord
Jacob Long
and cash*
Tyler Martin
>want to know how to end up on a watch list? Post in this thread!
Anthony Nguyen
Im sure user
Dylan Gonzalez
bump
Ryan Sanchez
Nonsense user Please come tell us about your illegal exploits, name and city of origin
Asher Cooper
How can I take logposting on Sup Forums to the next level?
Eli Parker
Do a shitgut
Traps are cute, but gay.
Mobile discord doesn't have TTS
Colton Gray
Not really, its all just talk. I don't expect nor want people to provide specific details.
cute trap in pic tho
Logan Myers
how to get away with production and distribution of cp?
Noah Gonzalez
shitgut?
Jaxson Morgan
Write a script and derail threads with log posting Or form a community of logposters on discord and swoop down to shit on people
Jackson Watson
Good advice, thanks.
Zachary Martin
I live in Venezuela, what I call a lawless country. It's illegal to have guns while being a civilian, but one in every five homes own a gun, and all the criminals are armed to the teeth. About 1% of crimes are prosecuted. The rest go free or get beaten up by cops. I've thought about getting a kill or two here, or stealing some shit, but I'm too much of a moralfag, so I won't. It's sad, really, that living in such a free and riskless shithole I don't have the guts to do anything bad except shoplifting cookies and shampoo.
Christopher Perry
Tell me to do the thing
Ryan Sanders
Should i keep teasing my aggressive and domineering boyfriend in hopes that he actually hurts me? Its not for malicious reasons i just want to get the shit beaten out of me
Samuel Morris
do the thing
William Edwards
you should explain what you want. He might be willing to help you out
Mason Perez
Thanks im gonna do it
Eli Roberts
If you really wanna get beaten up, then yeah. Why not start the fight, tell him he's a pussy, "what u gonna do, beat me?" and be aggressive while showing vulnerabilities that call him to exploit. Like bluffing your way into getting shot.
Henry Jones
Thanks this was actually sort of my plan Gonna call him a pussy and insult his manhood
Liam Richardson
>shoplifting cookies and shampoo Criminal scum.
Ian Lewis
depends, can you only get off to it if it's his idea? if you just want to be hit no caveats just tell him and he can be pretty aggressive, of all the girls I've had relationships with I wouldn't have hit any of them, but once they told me they wanted it I've kicked and slapped and chocked them more times than I can count
Jace Campbell
Buy two sets of martial arts gloves. Put on a set. Walk up to him, throw the second set at him and hit him square on the nose.
Aaron Martinez
I think that there are some specifics that could help you. Things like mentioning certain specific actions like punching, "what u gonna do, punch me in the face?" that suggest the real possibility more than just teasing. Another thing is not just insulting but making him question himself, such as "you wouldn't dare", so that he thinks "Mmm, maybe I do dare, do I? I do!". You can think other things of the like that may help you.
Justin Davis
hey ciruk
Andrew Green
Same here, a girl wanted me to punch her hard in the belly and tits, and when I mentioned that it was pretty hardcore she said that she also wanted me to punch her ribcage. I quite enjoyed my time with her.
Evan Jenkins
Box box is a nice trap
Look it up.
Leo Roberts
Oh man he's a giant tsun this would work.
Dominic Turner
I would tell you to report back on progress but, seeing as this is an anonymous board, I think I'm going to be disappointed.