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>literally

jew porn

it was pretty based
watched it last night.
10/10
plus its king leonidas, that makes it a 15/10 movie

>Go back to fuckheadistan

This single line makes me have to see this movie.

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Kek all the reviewers were so butthurt about this movie

I always thought all the reviewers being paid shills is a case of paranoia. Now, I see how goddamn left-wing brainwashed they are, and them being shills doesn't seem strange anymore.

>look on RT
>the reviewers spend more time discussing how politically insensitive the film is rather than listing any of its alleged shortcomings as a movie

Why the fuck is this allowed?

It was really really cheesy and over the top but I have to admit it was fun.

It's basically two hours of cis scum white men gunning down boatloads of dune coons while making quips and one liners. The bit where Leonidas wedges a knife into a hajjis rib over the radio was 10/10

I thought it was okay.
Why were so many terrorists white?
The only classical Muslim terrorists were the masterminds

RT is utter shit now. After they panned BvS and praised Civil War for same goddamn reasons, I stopped having any trust to this. Just you wait until they give 100% Certified Progressive to new Ghostbusters.

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they weren't, maybe the bad lighting made them look white? they all looked brown to me

RT used to be good up until the end of last year. When the Star Wars: the bix nood awakens came out there was a change. Instead of panning that piece of shit abomination most of the reviews were positive. Since then it seems like so many of the reviews are now politically motivated and have nothing to do with the films actual quality. BvS is a good example, a decent film that was totally panned for some incomprehensible reason. I was surprised to see London Has Fallen only had 25% on rotten tomatoes, it was no masterpiece and was cliched as hell but it was still entertaining and fun.

The guy whose neck was broken in the street by Gerard Butler was blonde and pretty white.

I'm not even that much of a DC-fag and until comics became popular with normies I was more of a Marvel man, but, damn
>a deep movie about grief-stricken man fighting God
>"boo, too serious"
>a flick about Captain America being gay
>"10/10, best movie ever"

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>a deep movie

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Never EVER
DCucks

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you kidding? they weren't white at all.

It's missing Sadiq Khan and Anjem Choudary.

To be fair, the final fight in Civil War was much better than the one in BvS.
If BvS had just been a movie about the two of them It would have been a lot more better.

God I fucking hate Londoners.

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Because the wedding drone strike was real and killed a bunch of civilians.

I hope it doesn't play londons calling.

I somewhat liked Ant-Man scenes, and the fights were nice in general, but sitting through 2 hours of HURR DURR DURR BUCKY is a bit too much for me.

As for BvS, final fight really sucked. I wonder why they didn't stick to comic book story.

Wrong picture OP. Angry Birds Movie is a different thread.

I love how Merkel and Trudeau died in the first 10 minutes. Absolutely based.

Also, wtf is Morgan freeman not playing the president?

You had one job!

>mfw you tell Londoners they live in, and are, the absolute worst
>mfw they tell you you're just racist

It's actually very pitiful and no one does anything about it.

I hope God Emperor Trump fires Mayor Paki

He will turn mayor paki into another Rubio.

BBC will cry racism, our silent majority will finally say no and BBC will return to its 60s routes.

>Donald Trump in film form

They should put these quotes in their tv ads, now I gotta watch this movie.

I like Kingsman: Secret Service

Isn't RT just an aggregation of reviews, just like Metacritic.

Do they actually review movies?