Be me

Be me
Work at a convenient store
Cashier
Old janitor walks up after his shift and asks me to check his shit out
Check out his stuff and he’s just standing there
He yells at me to bag his shit like it’s my job
He’s acting like a big dick
After my shift get off and go to the janitors bathroom
Stand on top of the toilet and piss literally all over the floor
Piss is seeping threw the door since the room is so small
2 days later on my next shift old guy sees me at my lane
Looks at me and then walks away and never comes to my lane again.

You showed him!

woah ho ho aren't you the clever one

is this what it is like to be a failure?

> good to know I chose better things for life

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Ouch. This one hurt to read.
>learn to green text too. Faggot.

wew lad

i'm glad you tried to make a fun greentext, but please never do it again. it's not a good colour on you.

This

>fuck you op :)

>Be OP
>Be newfag
>can't greentext
>mfw

Indeed

so were you watching some "15 second stories" and thinking "yeah, i'm funny enough for this, maybe i'll be included"?
fuck's sake, man

Go on reddit pls

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at least you tried

Kek, right

>Be me
>Work at a convenient store
Cashier
>Old janitor walks up after his shift and asks me to check his shit out
>Check out his stuff and he’s just standing there
>He yells at me to bag his shit like it’s my job
>He’s acting like a big dick
>After my shift get off and go to the janitors bathroom
>Stand on top of the toilet and piss literally all over the floor
>Piss is seeping threw the door since the room is so small
>2 days later on my next shift old guy sees me at my lane
>Looks at me and then walks away and never comes to my lane again.

cringe thread

Most decent stores do bag my groceries

Only the shit employees dont

Hope you get fired OP

What was your goal in making this thread?

Like /r9k/ sad autistic stories attention fag

Pissed everywhere yeah fuck you buddy i knew you sprayed the walls with your shit, I've just been avoiding your isle because you'll give me fucking pink eye. You're one fucking weird sack of shit

P.S. = I make more money than you.