Trips decides how I kill myself

Trips decides how I kill myself

Be merciful my friends

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With this

by not killing yourself and living until you die from something out of your control

>make noose out of razorwire
>hang it out the window of some place with 2+ stories
>tie rope to feet, tie other end to something solid
>superglue hands to head
>put razorwire noose around neck
>jump out of window backwards

If you did all that, congrats. You'll be hanging out of a window upside down and you'll look like you pulled your own head off.

cut your dick off and suffocate on it

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I like the idea of doing it above a basketball hoop, so when you land, you're dunking your head.

rolling for this

Put several sharp objects into your anus and bleed to death

Jump in front of a car

This

got dubs rolling for trips

Old age

Suck as many dicks as possible and wait for the aids

well shit. reroll

roll

reroll

Suicide by cop

Reroll

roll

Whoop Whoop

this my negro

Rolling

jesus this needs trips badly

roll

rolling goddamnit

reroll

i need trips

Do it /k/ style:
youtu.be/OxUbARGI-1k

roll

Auto-erotic asphyxia

111 get

AIDS

roll

Pour scolding water on your self the tear out your intestines.

This

Old age.

OD on laxatives

trips get

choke on a dick my dude

Old age

The idea is, your body doesn't actually care if it's getting enough oxygen. The feeling of 'suffocating' comes from having too much CO2. If you can get rid of the CO2, you don't feel like you're suffocating.

A method similar to this is being seriously considered as a more humane method of execution than lethal injection or electric chair.

death by snu snu

Don't kill yourself OP. here, have this leftover steam game i've got. Q5ME2-GJ973-57HVB

Do an flip

Shoot self in head on live stream. AND DON'T YOU DARE LIKE THAT 420CHAN CHAT ROOM

rollin'

>but katana
>go to school/place of work
>scream "i have the power of god and anime on my side"
>commit seppuku

if you were serious about killing yourself, you would've done it already without creating a shitty ass thread

FUCKING CUNT

Run into traffic

Snackbar a synagogue

maybe he wants fun way to do it

rolling

Od on hydrocodone

drown in the footbath at a swimming pool

Jumping from moving car

666 get

anal prolapse

roll 666

Take 20 Xanax and 20 sleeping pills and sleep face down in a relatively deep puddle

Combine harvester accident

how many apple seeds does it take to kill yourself with cianide poisoning and how painfull is it?
Also asking for drinking too much water.

i like the idea of committing sepuku
do it at an anime convention while screaming some shit about filthy weebs

Drink that unmarked bottle in your garage

>go into bank
>wave gun around and cause panic for about 5 minutes or until police show up
>scream "its just a prank bro"
then shoot yourself in the head

Do it

fucked to death by an horse

you are not going to kill yourself

Fuck it. Just live forever.

Draw large pentagram on the concrete in front of a church, shoot self while laying on pentagram.

Threaten to dish dirt on the Clintons

shoot up nearest school, suicide by cop

reroll

reroll

suck dicks and die from stds

we need this

Roll

Live the rest of your life until old age kills you

HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH

eat a big meal then go swimming in an old quarry

Jump the white house fence and try to shake hands with Trump

I'm rolling for this

>find nearest ghetto
>scream nigger until dead
>profit

Jump the Whitehouse fence and try to shake dicks with Trump

anal inflation

Reroll

R e r o l l

somehow toaster bomb the nearest water fountain

I'm rolling for this

This please

Wait to death for trips

oh boi

This

Reroll, have a good day

Buhgawd

Fug

OP here

W-What the fuck do I do now?

OP has just passed away.

F

trips bois

Checked

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