Trips decides how I kill myself
Be merciful my friends
Trips decides how I kill myself
Be merciful my friends
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With this
by not killing yourself and living until you die from something out of your control
>make noose out of razorwire
>hang it out the window of some place with 2+ stories
>tie rope to feet, tie other end to something solid
>superglue hands to head
>put razorwire noose around neck
>jump out of window backwards
If you did all that, congrats. You'll be hanging out of a window upside down and you'll look like you pulled your own head off.
cut your dick off and suffocate on it
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I like the idea of doing it above a basketball hoop, so when you land, you're dunking your head.
rolling for this
Put several sharp objects into your anus and bleed to death
Jump in front of a car
This
got dubs rolling for trips
Old age
Suck as many dicks as possible and wait for the aids
well shit. reroll
roll
reroll
Suicide by cop
Reroll
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Whoop Whoop
this my negro
Rolling
jesus this needs trips badly
roll
rolling goddamnit
reroll
i need trips
Do it /k/ style:
youtu.be
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Auto-erotic asphyxia
111 get
AIDS
roll
Pour scolding water on your self the tear out your intestines.
This
Old age.
OD on laxatives
trips get
choke on a dick my dude
Old age
The idea is, your body doesn't actually care if it's getting enough oxygen. The feeling of 'suffocating' comes from having too much CO2. If you can get rid of the CO2, you don't feel like you're suffocating.
A method similar to this is being seriously considered as a more humane method of execution than lethal injection or electric chair.
death by snu snu
Don't kill yourself OP. here, have this leftover steam game i've got. Q5ME2-GJ973-57HVB
Do an flip
Shoot self in head on live stream. AND DON'T YOU DARE LIKE THAT 420CHAN CHAT ROOM
rollin'
>but katana
>go to school/place of work
>scream "i have the power of god and anime on my side"
>commit seppuku
if you were serious about killing yourself, you would've done it already without creating a shitty ass thread
FUCKING CUNT
Run into traffic
Snackbar a synagogue
maybe he wants fun way to do it
rolling
Od on hydrocodone
drown in the footbath at a swimming pool
Jumping from moving car
666 get
anal prolapse
roll 666
Take 20 Xanax and 20 sleeping pills and sleep face down in a relatively deep puddle
Combine harvester accident
how many apple seeds does it take to kill yourself with cianide poisoning and how painfull is it?
Also asking for drinking too much water.
i like the idea of committing sepuku
do it at an anime convention while screaming some shit about filthy weebs
Drink that unmarked bottle in your garage
>go into bank
>wave gun around and cause panic for about 5 minutes or until police show up
>scream "its just a prank bro"
then shoot yourself in the head
Do it
fucked to death by an horse
you are not going to kill yourself
Fuck it. Just live forever.
Draw large pentagram on the concrete in front of a church, shoot self while laying on pentagram.
Threaten to dish dirt on the Clintons
shoot up nearest school, suicide by cop
reroll
reroll
suck dicks and die from stds
we need this
Roll
Live the rest of your life until old age kills you
HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH
eat a big meal then go swimming in an old quarry
Jump the white house fence and try to shake hands with Trump
I'm rolling for this
>find nearest ghetto
>scream nigger until dead
>profit
Jump the Whitehouse fence and try to shake dicks with Trump
anal inflation
Reroll
R e r o l l
somehow toaster bomb the nearest water fountain
I'm rolling for this
This please
Wait to death for trips
oh boi
This
Reroll, have a good day
Buhgawd
Fug
OP here
W-What the fuck do I do now?
OP has just passed away.
F
trips bois
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