/heem/ Whoomp There It Is Edition

UFC Fight Night Brazil goes down tonight live on FS1

MAIN CARD (FS1, 10 p.m. ET)
Vitor Belfort (186) vs. Kelvin Gastelum (185)
Mauricio Rua (206) vs. Gian Villante (206)
Edson Barboza (155) vs. Beneil Dariush (156)
Ray Borg (126) vs. Jussier Formiga (126)
Bethe Correia (136) vs. Marion Reneau (135)
Tim Means (170) vs. Alex Oliveira (171)

PRELIMINARY CARD (FS1, 8 p.m. ET)
Kevin Lee (156) vs. Francisco Trinaldo (156)
Sergio Moraes (171) vs. Davi Ramos (170)
Joe Soto (135) vs. Rani Yahya (136)
Josh Burkman (156) vs. Michel Prazeres (156)

PRELIMINARY CARD (UFC Fight Pass, 7 p.m. ET)
Rony Jason (146) vs. Jeremy Kennedy (146)
Paulo Borrachinha (185) vs. Garreth McLellan (184)

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youtu.be/N542vsDX00U
twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/840650776439640064/video/1
twitter.com/AnonBabble

This is the real thread

This was impressive

Trinaldo/Lee O/2.5 Rounds is literally free Brazilian reals

Who is the best ring girl and why is it Chrissy?

come watch ACB and shitpost in the chat with me

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Come and watch ACB and DONT shitpost in chat, only insult those Polaks

fite.tv/watch/acb-54-supersonic/2j5xu/

How do I insult the polaks?

Would Rockhold still be champ if he pulled guard?:I doubt Bisping would do shit with GnP

Belfrot and Rua are still fighting, Jesus.
They've lost half of all their fights in the past decade and they're headlining?
Is this how starved for stars the UFC is these days? That losers who's best days are a decade behind them are headlining only because they have recognizable names?

I still like Brittany the best.

Write something like "Fuck Poland"

>all those retards that listed their picks backwards

Bunch of low income idiots.

You're shitposting hard, britbong

Please use Dana Goof'd this time

Is Big Nog gonna fight again? He hasnt fought since losing to Struve in 2015.

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This is a good card for a Fight Night

Thank you for your service.

post this lad

Oliveira vs Means
Correia vs Renau
Formiga vs Borg
Barboza vs Dariush
Rua vs Villante
Belfort vs Gastelum

Oliveira
Correia
Borg
Barboza
Rua
Gastelum

I was gonna use Dana since you keep asking but since it's in Brazil and Anderson's yikes face is so appropriate, I wanna use that but I think we can put it to a (you) vote

Means
Correia
Formiga
Barboza
Villante
Gastelum

predictioncuck listed them backwards for some reason so i dont really blame them

Yeah, I goofed the first time I posted it but I got a lot of picks so I don't wanna change it. Having them all go one way makes goofing them a lot easier

Friendly reminder that all Brazilian cards are rigged

I know. I replied to that post. But I had the presence of mind to put them in the right order.

>means
>renau
>formiga
>dariush
>rua
>gastelum

Oliveira
Correia
Formiga
Dariush
Rua
Belfort

Maybe I'll do an 8th set in that order to throw off how much I'm samefagging.

Smart lad.

Is Boser /ourguy/?

Reem bless lads

Gastelum
Villanta
Barboza
Formiga
Correia (Post Bunda)
Means

Gastelum
Villante
Barboza
Formiga
Reneau
Means

>that pic

I like this stream
youtube.com/watch?v=GJ4KPrrbOU4

Joe Rogen once said:
>If you where the last person on earth, the last place you would be at is at the gym.

He's an idiot most of the time, but this line really made me stop kidding myself, an started lifting only for the aesthetic. Been much more motivated at the gym since.

>homework

its a meme

HES MAKIN FUN OF YOU LAD
YOU HAVE NO TASTE

What's wrong with you?

Christ, what a s*** card.

>not having a gym at home
do you not have a pool either lol?

>means
>reneau
>borg
>barboza
>villante
>gastelum

I liked that bit where he talks about how fighting is the only real sports. Never fails to buttblast People

Love it when he talks about weed and says
>if the 3 of us were the last people on earth and one of us wanted to lock another one of us in a cage for smoking pot that'd be CRAAAAZY

Really makes me think everytime

>>If you where the last person on earth, the last place you would be at is at the gym.
wow

NICE

Dirty Birdy
Don't watch chick fights
The Borg
Borbra
Shogun
That tubby mexican kid by cardio

I'm so close to pulling the trigger lads. Should I do it?

>Don't watch chick fights

no, buy TJdillashaw.com, its on his twitter and he hasnt renewed it yet

I don't watch ANY fights. I just comment on here to rouse the morons.

You're gonna get goofed for not picking

now you have to

>rumble was a welterweight
>had some troubles making weight back in the day
>kept missing weight a few fights after the speer one
>koscheck stuck a finger on his eye the same way gsp stuck a permatrauma on koscheck's right side of the face
>moved up to middleweight but missed weight there too
>lost to TRTor
>got cut
>decided to give 205 a try in some regional promotion called wsof wdgaf
>said fuck it, let's go full heavyweight
>collected some wins and went back to 205 in the ufc
>failed to dismantle cormier for the title
>unironically the only actual current threat to cormier besides jones
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>did I tell you DC pulled out last december
>did I
>so did Fedor
>scott is trying to build up some shit
>they still let past their primes old men with lame ass records headline bullshit cards
>phil davis lost to rashad
>in 2012
>gustaffson got submited by davis
>in dubai
>jones unsuccesfuly defended the belt against gus, therefore
>phil davis confirmed for 2017 marketing superproject
>but this was a greentext about rumble
>who beat davis
>the current state of the city of American Kickboxing Academy
>
>
>guys, for the record
>for the record
>1 month
>your little sister really does back down if you know what I mean
>won the title because anderson went full meme on him
>still middleweight """champion""" because some injury due to roids
>literally murdered by lucas
>who literally got memed by michael
>who is literally ducking the entire division
>yoel
>selling tickets in 2017
>l
>m
>a
>o
>FUCK YOU GEORGES

You sound like a stupid person.

Do it and forward to

boards .Sup Forums.org/sp/catalog#s=heem

No aggression, shit skills and I don't like seeing women battered to fuck

>>guys, for the record
>>for the record

every time

Grow up. You're not special.

I will send you $6 via bitcoin if you make me part owner. This is dockbro btw.

>he took time to write this
didnt read goof

The Spanish peacock who posts here has the best taste in women.

Bless your little pooskin heart, buddeh.

Fuck off

>making weight was never an option

Hunto looks like shit.

What the point of watching if there isnt a women's bout?

I know you been posting on sherdog

What's this, a new meme?

>Spanish name
>Me
Nice try, dork.

>Literally butt blasted Spainswede

Well when gastelum retires ge gonna be a mexican tim slyvia

Happy Saturday to you too, Conrado

He would literally weigh 300 pounds if he didn't workout 7 days a week. What's Khabib's excuse?

>This Dom Cruz levels of mind meme speed
Damn right I'm impressed.

>karate green belt
>jits white belt
who /mixedmartialartist/ here?

You are such a loser

I don't want to lose my addict bets, heem

I think I am right in my choices but I feel I made a mistake

WAR

youtu.be/N542vsDX00U

>Sage is rumored to be fighting on this card too
Source?

Thanks pal

>responding to people with Sup Forums user names lol

a few days back I seeing Sage vs Cm Punk rumours, that fight seems like the most WME thing to do

I have faith in your picks, i always do.

Please don't post any spoilers. I plan on watching it tomorrow with Brendan and Joe and don't want to be disappointed. Please, just take the game threads&results to untill the podcast starts. Just 25 bongs away.

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sounds like a comfy sunday podcast to me

>the city of yurop not getting cucked at all
>tfw

that language smells worse than those shitty prague pay toilets

Is this literally the easiest money we'll see in 2017?

Upcoming events:

3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horchiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

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Bet on means dummy

Already been done in a abetter format , go away sperg your ''''services'''' are no longer required (not that they ever were)

I don't really know dese niggas.

>poland

kek
neither me nor spergOP give a fuck about anything you post

>neither me nor me
u r either legit autistic or self aware and memeing urself rn

>'oral Springs

Means
Renau
Ray Borg
Dariush
Vilante
Gastelum

>better format
>leaving out most interesting stuff
AHA

twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/840650776439640064/video/1
>JBJ v machida II ft. Whiteford & Phan