So you'd like to date my daughter eh, boy? What exactly is your occupation?

>so you'd like to date my daughter eh, boy? What exactly is your occupation?

I sell propane and propane accessories.

Professional shitposter

Meme magician

Lol I would give my blessing.

I'm a well-respected political commentator and spokesperson for the Trump campaign.

I shitpost on a Greek tax evasion board

Im a potter, sir. Great dubs, sir

i build wheelchairs shaped like couches

"boy"? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST IDENTIFY ME BY YOU WHITE CIS SCUM


I AM A PANSEXUAL FEMINIST DEMOCRAT YOU SEXIST PIG

Lobsterback here to reclaim our rightful land you old cunt

I protect the white race on an obscure chinese cartoon forum

I'm an actuary.

"M-math PhD."
"300k s-starting s-sir"

I own a business, pops. It is called Pussy Pounders Inc. Keep talkin shit and I might just go pro-bono on your ass.

>Not being a wendy's fry cook starting at $500k

I am 25 a case manager employed by the state and I make 75k a year and have no outstanding debt. I plan on paying for your 18 year old daughters college education and making her my very own disney princess.

Well, I'm a shitposter by trade, but I'm studying to be a fag like OP.

i dont have a job sir. but i am studying engineer.
your daughter will be happy with my, she loves my latin acent and my brunette skin.

Respected sir
I am of to marry our daughter. I make very much money. I am own a autoricksahaw and my family own very many cows. Please let me marries your daughters

Part-time retail worker and I live with my mom and her son, my half-brother. We've never actually discussed that, I don't want to make her feel uncomfortable, but he is a different race than I. He's two years older than me but Neither of us have had a father figure in our lives.

None of your goddamned business you boomer fuck, now if you'll excuse me, your daughter, her son, and I have a dinner date

I'm an accountant for a company that manufactures the things you find on the end of a shoelace

Ay Yo
>slams door open
WHERE DIS
>smacks lips
WHO DIS IZ
>commits felony
YO DAD AN SHIT?
>deep visual confusion
NAW
>shows gold teeth bling
SHIII, MAH NIGGA.

Is he black?

do you have a loo to poo in?

I'm an Power Plant Engineer. Coal-fired boilers supplemented with Gas-fired turbines.

You must pay toll.

>I'm into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly.

He's either black or Indian, but mother taught him race is a social construct and the subject never came up again

prove you're not an undergrad brainlet first

I am an alcohol

Engineering phonics and performing custodial duties on the auditory annunciations performed by humans. Hopefully he's impressed by the diction enough not to piece together that I'm just an audio """engineer""".

I'm studying to get a good job.

Now can I fuck your daughter?

im a slav

Fuck you old man. If you start with that shit I'll fuck your wife next.

my trade is doubles

if you will excuse me, check em

Easy, 1.

Software engineet

Whoops, meant 2

LMAO.

It's based on how many circles are in each series of numbers.

For example, 0 is one circle. 8 is two circles. If we were given 8888, the answer would be 8.

The answer is 2.

I not understanding what you meaning by loo

it means to act like a civilized human being

POO

But i am is civilized begins
I apply coconut oils on my hairs daily

>tfw Indians get more shit than anyone else on Sup Forums
>more shit
>laughter continues

Meaningful typo?

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