>job
>age
>gender
>salary
>how much in bank account
Honda service advisor
26
Male
$55000 this year, employer paid healthcare and dental (7.5k a year), 401k match, 3 weeks paid vacation, 1 week of sick pay, 5 paid holidays.
8k in checking, 21.5 in savings
Fuck off with your stupid fucking surveys.
>line cook burger king
>17
8.25/Hr
175 checking 59 savings
Student
17
Female
0 bitch I'm unemployed
0 I don't even have a college fund
sauce?
>crude oil pipeline tech
>30
>male
>90k annually
>I have a few bank accounts due to extensive travel. Be more specific OP
Class 1 Railroad Conductor
22
Male
Not salary, but on pace for $65-70,000 this year.
Checking: 2.3k Savings: 40k.
Financial Advisor
29
Male
$75k + bonus + commissions
$125k (including investments)
Not on track?
business owner
29
male
475k in savings, 49k in checking
home paid outright (~250k)
own 4 cars
ITT: Lies.
seriously? not even hiding it? b&
>Pizza Guy
>18
>12.00
>poorasfucknosalary.gif
>35.59$ in savings, 31$ in my wallet
I really missed an opportunity on that one.
Yes I am but a wee and unemployed lass
>senior software engineer
>31
>penis
>110000
>230000 + shares
>mfw is not even fun anymore
You're a young man and I'll forgive it but be alert.
Chef
Wendys
8.75 hr
medical student
25
female
will be 200,000 in debt
5000
And im 34
TITS OR GTFO
Never gets old
Newfag
Game Developer
24
Male
180k
8k in bank
>24
>XY
>over night at target
>13.02/h
>1k in checking
>9k in savings
Tits or gtfo
Engineering Director
29
M
$120k + $375k stocks
$0 in the bank. just bought a house
Thinking about taking $155k and $300k stock for CTO. Should I do it?
Whatever faggot
Software Engineer (Self taught, fuck college)
22
Male
80,000/yr along with benefits, vacation, etc. (Going to go for senior position if I don't quit before then)
3k in one bank account 8k in another
I also make android games that nets me another 1k a month. Quitting my job soon and starting another company as well. Fuck working for other people. I'd rather work on my own shit and make tons of fucking money.
I know it's off topic but that was one of my favorite scenes. I never really saw her in anything else either, although I'm not really a porn expert.
>double time student
>25
>male
>currently unpaid intern with opportunity for 80k after internship
>$9.27 in checking, $2.14 in savings, $27k in loan debt so far
Newfag
I've always loved trains, what is it like? Had I not become a software engineer I probably would be doing something like that. Fuckin rad man.
Don't have a job
25
Attack Helicopter
I have 10k in savings
500 in the bank
>>job
unemployed
>>age
23
>>gender
male
>>salary
0
>>how much in bank account
4k aud
Refrigeration Technician
36
$27/hr
About $400 in checking, 11k in liquid savings and about $200k for retirement
How many hellfire missiles don't have in your hanger?
>n/a
>18
>male
>n/a
>like 40 quid lol
Any tips for getting where you are?
Languages to learn, good places to learn them, etc?
> Dominos Pizza MIT
> 22
>male
>13/hr
> -$10,100
med student
21
male
6696 dollars a year
probably 140 dollars
It's not as romantic as it seems these days. Most engines are nasty and smell like piss. Some of them ride like a bucking bull. Management harass us constantly in an effort to justify their jobs. Computers do the dispatching and engineers have to run based on computer prompts for fuel conservation. Once PTC comes on, things will change forever.
>quid
Britbong confirmed.
That's not real, or an extreme exaggeration. Idiot.
independent communications contractor
31
there are no women on Sup Forums
non-salaried, try to work between 3 and 5 months per year and it supports a modest lifestyle with savings
don't use banks, savings invested in stocks, my property and my tools.
Passenger train driver. AUD$45 an hour ~ AUD$ 130k pa including overtime. 5 weeks paid annual leave per year. 10 days sick leave/family leave. 12.75% of salary contribution by employer into superannuation (Australian 401k) if I contribute 5% of salary.
AUD$7K in cash savings. AUD$200K equity in property and investments. AUD$240K in tax free superannuation account returning ~7% per annum.
Honestly I got lucky by enjoying programming. I just have a huge interest in it so I was able to stay focused and learn new things.
I really learned everything by just googling stuff, never one specific place. I started making games in Java and just tried harder and harder games until I got into other kinds of programming. I would say just make projects you enjoy and the skill will come through that. Don't just follow bullshit tutorials, make something you want no matter how small it is and keep improving with harder things.
One key to getting a real job is having projects to show for it, real completed projects. I got my first programming job at 18 because I had made successful Android games. Real experience through creating things is way more than a college degree will get you.
As for a specific language, there is no one language fits all you have to choose the right tool for the job. Once you learn one language you can pick up others easily.
You wanna brag about your job. That's cool, good for you buddy.
>QC
>27
>Female
>15.28/hr (50-80 hours/week)
>1.4k in savings, 1.5k in checking
Sorry its real m8. I worked hard to get where I am. Just because you jerk off in your moms basement at 31 doesn't mean everyone else does. Though I wish I lived with my parents some times, my fucking rent costs $1,700 a month and I'm ready to buy a place, fucking renting is a scam.
45, male, coal train driver, $130,000 a year.
Damn sorry to hear that. Childhood dreams, ruined.
That actually sounds like a pretty decent gig. I don't know a fuck ton about conversion rates between USD and AUD, but I do know that several things there cost nearly twice as much as here. However, that vacation time is nothing to scoff at. After 4 years at my previous employment I was allowed to start accruing an extra hour per week worked towards vacation time up to a max of 4 weeks starting from 40h.
Cheers mate. Appreciate the response.
Shift foreman national Gypsum
20
Male
$85,000
$7,800
>>job
2nd Line Support Engineer
>>age
20
>>gender
Male
>>salary
24,032
>>how much in bank account
£200 (nearly payday)
£9700 (Saving for a mortgage)
Yeah no problem man, good luck out there. :)
No. Fuck money. Spare yourself the stress. Also fuck you.
>server
>19
>male
>tips
>$11.40
>job None (going to uni studying a masters in business and economics)
>age 19
>gender Male
>salary ~$14000
>how much in bank account About ~$5000
Some days it is like the childhood dreams, but when reality hits, you get blindsided. Spent my last two Thanksgivings in hotels, lots of nights and weekends and bad weather. It's worth it for the pension.
Government researcher
25
M
$33,000/yr
~ $300 bank
This is bullshit. One day you will realize how large of a knowledge gap you have. You will literally feel like shit. Learning by just googling stuff and building what you want will not cut it. Get at least a nanodegree or a mentor. Spend time with people who know what the fuck are talking about.
It works out to be about $103k per annum in US dollars. 1 AUD $ = US $0.794
It is a pretty sweet job. The worst part is the shift work, there is no consistency. About half the people who get the jpb leave within a year. We can accrue up to 400 hours annual leave (10 weeks) before they start getting pissy about taking it. We also get long service leave, if you stay with the same employer for 10 years you get 13 weeks leave, every 10 years you get another 13 weeks and you can accrue it indefinitely. If I retire at 64 I will have 52 weeks long service leave accrued.... a whole year of getting paid for nothing without eating into retirement savings!
IT
23
Male
23/h
11k
Changing jobs soon, current job sucks ass.
...
>being this indoctrinated
>Credit Scoring Analyst
>26
>M
>$90k
>$13k in checking, $19.4k in 401k
I also managed to pay off $39k of student debt since graduation.
Freelance InfoSec consultant / Penetration tester (Self-taught)
23
Female
Very different, ~ $ 85k / year
$ 40k savings, $ 7.5k on debit card
Sorry man I known more than every programmer I have met. The ones who learn in college don't know how to learn on their own so when they are in the real world they are fucked. Maybe back in the day college worked out, but now its just a waste of money.
My coworkers who have been out of college for years come to me for answers, not just at my current job but at all of them. People just suck, I got ahead because I'm actually interested in programming and not an idiot.
Ever been penetrated by a fat sweaty train driver?
Doing good on that retirement man
Walmart salesfloor twat
18
Female
11.65$/hour
About 300$
I hate my job, kill me
Never. By anyone.
What was it post a link.
start looking for internships are you in highschool user? Like seriously if they know their shit they can prob help.
Software engineer fag here. Damn you sound too good to be true. A virgin who has her shit together, thats hot. Not interested in guys?
sauce.
crew member at mcdonalds
18
male
£6.40 an hour
like £2300 ish
happy with life tho, money aint all that important to me
I am, just very picky when it comes to guys.
We can change that.
Male
Late 50's
Politican
$220000+ extras
Jesus. What's your surname? Dunning-Kruger. Also, fuck you.
Kek. Not so subtle....
Understandable, how is it being a female in the IT world? I have to say I haven't worked with any during my time though I'm only 22, they are very rare. Is it as bad as the feminists make it out to be?
Haha I mean I don't think I'm a super genius I have just been programming for a lot longer than everyone one I have met despite my age. I'm a fucking retard when it comes to anything other than computers and the logical side of things.
Being a successful software engineering is not about "programming" or even "the logical side of things". You'll probably figure that out when you'll grow some pubic hair.
No need to be salty, what do you do exactly mister man?
Wtf is that meme job title
Crack whore/gay pornstar
1000$ a year
17 years young (don't tell)
Live in a mansion (6000$ a month)
-50000$ In the bank
Well, i've never been in an office environment, so i have no idea how i would feel being a single girl in a department full of men, but "bad"... i don't know, probably not that bad.
I'm aware that women in tech are meme here, but i know some girls with pretty serious knowledge in my field & CompSci, architectures in general, and we exist. :)
Ah yes sorry missed the freelance part. Thats pretty rad I hope to meet one someday lol.
weird
What's with people who do manual labor type jobs wearing the cringiest fuckin t-shirts?
Apprentice Plumber
25
Male
$26NZD/hr
3k in everyday account
30k in savings
About 600k in property and assets.
Null when thread calls for gender.
If you are surrounded by code monkeys more retarded than you are then you should leave. It's also possible that they are using you to solve their problems and you don't notice, since you're so blinded by your humongous ego. Also, fuck you.
Costco bakery wrapper
19
male
13.00/hr
2156 savings 500 checking
I want to leave but I'm focusing on starting my own company. This job pays the bills and is easy as fuck. I actually do fuck all at work, there is some ass clown who sees I am better than him and has to make up for it so he does most of the work. Except when it breaks because he is an idiot and I have to clean it up.
I work on my own shit at work half of the time. Releasing my SaaS in a week and already have customers lined up, so ready to say fuck this place.
pizza delivery douche
25
male
~22,000 /yr.
about 2,200 in checking 26,100 in savings